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Post by Queen of the Damned on Mar 7, 2009 20:49:51 GMT -5
I think I should help you... ;D LMAO nice try. good luck guessing lol. |
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Post by b_Pooly on Mar 7, 2009 20:52:12 GMT -5
I think I should help you... ;D LMAO nice try. good luck guessing lol. How in the hell did you know!   |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Mar 7, 2009 20:54:57 GMT -5
nice try. good luck guessing lol. How in the hell did you know! as shitty as I am in math, doesn't mean I'm stupid every where else! |
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Post by b_Pooly on Mar 7, 2009 20:56:53 GMT -5
How in the hell did you know! as shitty as I am in math, doesn't mean I'm stupid every where else! 1. You were supposed to use a number once... not for every case 2. you forgot the last one...  |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Mar 7, 2009 20:59:54 GMT -5
as shitty as I am in math, doesn't mean I'm stupid every where else! 1. You were supposed to use a number once... not for every case 2. you forgot the last one... why would I use them twice and I'm not putting in the last one, did I not already say that? |
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Post by b_Pooly on Mar 7, 2009 21:01:50 GMT -5
Well, then you don't have a proper score... LMAO
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Mar 7, 2009 21:06:01 GMT -5
Well, then you don't have a proper score... LMAO no way, that would be a fine I couldn't afford  now I have to erase all this evidence of me not being an angel. ;D |
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Post by b_Pooly on Mar 7, 2009 21:07:29 GMT -5
Well, then you don't have a proper score... LMAO no way, that would be a fine I couldn't afford now I have to erase all this evidence of me not being an angel. ;D we all know you lied... lol |
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Post by DRAVEN on Mar 7, 2009 21:07:41 GMT -5
Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up your total fine. What is your Bail? You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. 1) Smoked pot -- $10 2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$50 3) Cheated on your significant other -- $10 4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50 5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 6) Went streaking -- $5 7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 Kissed a co-worker-- $ 20 9)Kissed your boss --$50 10) Been arrested -- $5 11) Spent time in jail -- $15 12) Peed in the pool -- $0.50 13) Played spin the bottle -- $5 14) Done something you regret -- $20 15) Slept with your best friend >-- $20 16) Been in love with a stripper -- $20 17) Went skinny dipping -- $5 18) Been slapped-- $5 19) Slapped someone-- $5 20) Beat up someone -- $20 21) Been jumped -- $10 22) Ever had sex at church -- $25 23) Dated someone you met on My Space -- $25 24) Cheated on test -- $50 25) Vandalized something -- $20 26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- $100 27) Crossed dressed -- $10 28) Given money to stripper -- $25 29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- $30 30) Been in love with a stripper -- $20 31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 33) Ever drive drunk -- $20 34) Used toys while having sex -- $30 35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 36) Had sex in a pool -- $20 37) Masturbated -- $10 38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20 39) Done oral -- $5 40) Got oral -- $5 41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25 42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 43) Stole something -- $10 44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- $25 45) Made a dirty home video -- $15 46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --$30 47) Had a threesome -- $50 48) Had sex in a public place-- $20 49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25 50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20 51) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student--$25 53) Lied to your mate -- $5 54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25OK … now tally up your answers… okay...upon closer examination, and remembering that my first fiancee became a stripper after we broke up ;D, with a recalculation, i am at $345.50....however, if we modify number 49 to Had sex with someone while someone else was in the room, my total increases to 370.50. now, here's the kicker....if we add on an extra, say $50, if the someone else in the room was the girls mother...then i'm at 420.50. feel better, Christine? |
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Post by b_Pooly on Mar 7, 2009 21:09:44 GMT -5
Draven's full of shit!
LOL
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Mar 7, 2009 21:13:02 GMT -5
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Post by DRAVEN on Mar 7, 2009 21:15:22 GMT -5
Draven's full of shit! LOL nope, sorry, wrong.... but i do need to preface by saying that the majority of my fines were predating my relationship with my wife....and i was probably just minutes away from having an extra $50 tacked onto that fine. but i'll let you figure out for what offense.... |
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Post by b_Pooly on Mar 7, 2009 21:23:39 GMT -5
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Mar 7, 2009 21:25:56 GMT -5
weren't you the one worried about him a few posts up? ? ? ? |
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Post by b_Pooly on Mar 7, 2009 21:33:04 GMT -5
weren't you the one worried about him a few posts up? ? ? ? ? I can't be the only one who finds it amusing that after you start crying about your score, suddenly he remembers all this other crap... unless he does have Alzheimer's... |
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Post by DRAVEN on Mar 7, 2009 21:34:41 GMT -5
weren't you the one worried about him a few posts up? ? ? ? he was, actually...NOW, he discovers that i have a wild side (or, at least, had one), and it's throw Draven to the wolves. Now, important question...any fine for sitting back and watching TV while a naked stripper is making toast in the same room? |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Mar 7, 2009 21:37:34 GMT -5
weren't you the one worried about him a few posts up? ? ? ? he was, actually...NOW, he discovers that i have a wild side (or, at least, had one), and it's throw Draven to the wolves. Now, important question...any fine for sitting back and watching TV while a naked stripper is making toast in the same room? theres a fine for watching tv while you have a stripper naked in the same room! |
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Post by DRAVEN on Mar 7, 2009 21:38:54 GMT -5
weren't you the one worried about him a few posts up? ? ? ? ? I can't be the only one who finds it amusing that after you start crying about your score, suddenly he remembers all this other crap... unless he does have Alzheimer's... and i didn't "remember" all this other stuff...i just skimmed the list very quickly...once i saw the thread taking off, i examined it more closely and it's not Alzheimers....the period of time where much of this happened, i was either working in a club that had Buck-a-Beer nights, or immediately following said employment, when i could still get into said club for free and bypassing the line... those were good times....i'm glad i didn't get hooked on them, but they were good times |
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Post by DRAVEN on Mar 7, 2009 21:40:55 GMT -5
he was, actually...NOW, he discovers that i have a wild side (or, at least, had one), and it's throw Draven to the wolves. Now, important question...any fine for sitting back and watching TV while a naked stripper is making toast in the same room? theres a fine for watching tv while you have a stripper naked in the same room! sorry...somehow, when she is making toast, and you're a little concerned about nipples grazing the toaster...you don't want to watch. besides, by that point, i was desensitized to strippers. don't ask. |
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Post by b_Pooly on Mar 7, 2009 21:42:00 GMT -5
? I can't be the only one who finds it amusing that after you start crying about your score, suddenly he remembers all this other crap... unless he does have Alzheimer's... and i didn't "remember" all this other stuff...i just skimmed the list very quickly...once i saw the thread taking off, i examined it more closely and it's not Alzheimers....the period of time where much of this happened, i was either working in a club that had Buck-a-Beer nights, or immediately following said employment, when i could still get into said club for free and bypassing the line... those were good times....i'm glad i didn't get hooked on them, but they were good times uh huh... her lies are much more interesting.... for example, she will now reveal what the fine for the thing you asked above... lol! |
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Post by b_Pooly on Mar 7, 2009 21:44:04 GMT -5
theres a fine for watching tv while you have a stripper naked in the same room! sorry...somehow, when she is making toast, and you're a little concerned about nipples grazing the toaster...you don't want to watch. besides, by that point, i was desensitized to strippers. don't ask. I will anyways! Why? |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Mar 7, 2009 21:49:14 GMT -5
sorry...somehow, when she is making toast, and you're a little concerned about nipples grazing the toaster...you don't want to watch. besides, by that point, i was desensitized to strippers. don't ask. I will anyways! Why? see, you got him all excited Draven! |
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Post by DRAVEN on Mar 7, 2009 21:50:15 GMT -5
sorry...somehow, when she is making toast, and you're a little concerned about nipples grazing the toaster...you don't want to watch. besides, by that point, i was desensitized to strippers. don't ask. I will anyways! Why? okay...the nightclub I worked in was The Cornerstone, and i met my first fiancee there. The Cornerstone was on George St in downtown St. John's, Nfld...George St was all bars and clubs. Next door was the strip club, The Cotton Club. My fiancee's sister worked at The Cotton Club on coat check, and dated the manager. As such, it was less expensive for us to drink there on nights we went out...and there were many of those. So, we drank there, i got free lap dances, then we went to another club to go dancing. After awhile, it got tiresome. |
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Post by b_Pooly on Mar 7, 2009 21:52:26 GMT -5
see, you got him all excited Draven! Me excite? never, wasn't excited I graduated hs, won't be excited I when I graduate bcc.. uh I'm sorry, BC.... I don't get excited. |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Mar 7, 2009 21:53:02 GMT -5
see, you got him all excited Draven! Me excite? never, wasn't excited I graduated hs, won't be excited I when I graduate bcc.. uh I'm sorry, BC.... I don't get excited. I could have so much fun with this.... |
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Post by DRAVEN on Mar 7, 2009 21:53:53 GMT -5
funny story about the first lap dance i ever got, with my fiancee about ten feet away...i was a little nervous about it, and the dancer at one point knelt in front of me, facing away, and then leaned back, and after a moment, looked up at me and said, jokingly "Okay, now where do i look...her tits or her face, her tits or her face?"
yeah, that was a fun night....a lifetime ago.
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Post by b_Pooly on Mar 7, 2009 21:54:25 GMT -5
okay...the nightclub I worked in was The Cornerstone, and i met my first fiancee there. The Cornerstone was on George St in downtown St. John's, Nfld...George St was all bars and clubs. Next door was the strip club, The Cotton Club. My fiancee's sister worked at The Cotton Club on coat check, and dated the manager. As such, it was less expensive for us to drink there on nights we went out...and there were many of those. So, we drank there, i got free lap dances, then we went to another club to go dancing. After awhile, it got tiresome. LMAO |
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Post by b_Pooly on Mar 7, 2009 21:55:50 GMT -5
Me excite? never, wasn't excited I graduated hs, won't be excited I when I graduate bcc.. uh I'm sorry, BC.... I don't get excited. I could have so much fun with this.... You can have fun with me? I bet we could have a ton of fun. |
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Post by DRAVEN on Mar 7, 2009 21:57:06 GMT -5
I could have so much fun with this.... You can have fun with me? I bet we could have a ton of fun. you might have fun...but, seeing as how you don't get excited, i doubt she would enjoy it much |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Mar 7, 2009 22:00:33 GMT -5
You can have fun with me? I bet we could have a ton of fun. you might have fun...but, seeing as how you don't get excited, i doubt she would enjoy it much |
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