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Post by b_Pooly on Apr 10, 2009 20:48:32 GMT -5
yes, the ladies love Chris. In your dreams.... no in my dreams all the hot women that want bbsy have sex with bbsy at the same time...  |
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Post by Bbsy_is_Jellytick on Apr 10, 2009 20:49:34 GMT -5
no in my dreams all the hot women that want bbsy have sex with bbsy at the same time... And then like IMDb complain about it afterwards! |
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Post by b_Pooly on Apr 10, 2009 21:07:16 GMT -5
no in my dreams all the hot women that want bbsy have sex with bbsy at the same time... And then like IMDb complain about it afterwards! LMAO!!!!!! ok, you win this round! |
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Post by Synyster Gates on Apr 11, 2009 6:32:16 GMT -5
I think bbsy needs to find satisfaction from real women. I think it's time for the both of you to lose your virginity already! I'm afraid that would be breaking the law over here. Lemmy lost his vitginity when he was 11 though, maybe i should follow in his footsteps, ive already grown the motorstache. |
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Post by BigFaker on Apr 11, 2009 6:48:30 GMT -5
Is the legal age not 16 in Rep. of Ireland then?
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Post by Synyster Gates on Apr 11, 2009 7:04:30 GMT -5
Is the legal age not 16 in Rep. of Ireland then? No it used to be, up until a few years ago, when it was changed to 17, i thought i heard they were gonna change it back, but i was wrong apparently. |
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Post by b_Pooly on Apr 11, 2009 7:10:42 GMT -5
Is the legal age not 16 in Rep. of Ireland then? No it used to be, up until a few years ago, when it was changed to 17, i thought i heard they were gonna change it back, but i was wrong apparently. age doesn't stop anyone when it comes to sex, just ask any female. |
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Post by Synyster Gates on Apr 11, 2009 7:28:52 GMT -5
No it used to be, up until a few years ago, when it was changed to 17, i thought i heard they were gonna change it back, but i was wrong apparently. age doesn't stop anyone when it comes to sex, just ask any female. I break enough laws as it is, this is the least i can do for my salvation. |
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Post by otshooter on Apr 12, 2009 14:34:42 GMT -5
Why would you give him a thread about Lemmy? Youre pouring gasoline on an already very large fire.
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Post by DRAVEN on Apr 12, 2009 14:41:32 GMT -5
Why would you give him a thread about Lemmy? Youre pouring gasoline on an already very large fire. maybe so...but the fire is in Ireland...ain't gonna reach me here in Nova Scotia |
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Post by otshooter on Apr 12, 2009 14:42:50 GMT -5
You havent seen much of Irish fire have you?
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Post by Synyster Gates on Apr 12, 2009 18:21:33 GMT -5
Lemmy dosent care about chairty.
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Post by Synyster Gates on Apr 13, 2009 17:26:02 GMT -5
Nor does he care about YOU. You know who you are.
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Post by Synyster Gates on Apr 25, 2009 17:51:34 GMT -5
Lemmy refuses to believe that Draven will be delteing this thread, as deletion of this thread will ultimately result in deletion of Draven. That is all.
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Apr 25, 2009 20:00:28 GMT -5
Who the hell is this lemmy? I've never heard of a Lemmy in my entire life. Didn't even know such a name existed.
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Post by Synyster Gates on May 2, 2009 14:56:47 GMT -5
Hey, did u people know that Lemmy was in Airbournes Running Wild music video? Every band wants Lemmy in their videos, Airbourne should surrendur all profits that they ever make to Motorhead for Lemmy doing such a thing.
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Post by Synyster Gates on Jul 3, 2009 13:37:12 GMT -5
RESSURECTION OF THE LEMMY THREAD!
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Post by Synyster Gates on Jul 3, 2009 15:30:45 GMT -5
Top ten reasons why Lemmy is a God of rock:
10. Lemmy hasn't had a legitimate place to live since September 16th, 1980. He's been on tour for 28 years straight.
9. When Lemmy breaks a bass string, he restrings his bass with somebody's spine!
8. Sources confirm that Lemmy was, in fact, born with leather pants on
7. Many people who claim to be deaf are lying. In reality, they've chosen to only hear Motorhead songs.
6. Many people who actually are deaf, became that way after seeing Motorhead live.
5. Lemmy trained with a mystic in the Burmese Mountains, in the ancient art of using low frequencies. As a result, Lemmy knows how to rock your pants off literally.
4. Lemmy once talked David Lee Roth and Robert Plant into having a knife fight. He then mended their wounds with the shear power of his own voice.
3. Lemmy has subsided on a diet of only Whiskey and Marlboros since the age of four
2. Like Keith Richards, Lemmy often needs to get blood transfusions. The only difference is that Lemmy gets blood transfusions from Keith Richards.
1. Motorhead has written the same album 26 times, but somehow they all keep getting better.
0. Lemmy is, in reality, the wizard Merlin. Or, rather, the wizard Merlin was actually Lemmy.
Ok, maybe that was eleven reasons. So what.
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Jul 8, 2009 19:32:34 GMT -5
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Post by Synyster Gates on Jul 9, 2009 9:18:34 GMT -5
Its because, deep down, just like everyone else, you to idolize Lemmy Uberto. And one day your love of Lemmy will be shown to the world.
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Post by moneyinthebank on Jul 9, 2009 9:20:50 GMT -5
Its because, deep down, just like everyone else, you to idolize Lemmy Uberto. And one day your love of Lemmy will be shown to the world. Lemmy is a band, correct ? |
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Post by Synyster Gates on Jul 9, 2009 10:03:56 GMT -5
Its because, deep down, just like everyone else, you to idolize Lemmy Uberto. And one day your love of Lemmy will be shown to the world. Lemmy is a band, correct ? Well he might as well be, no one gives a shit about the other members of Motorhead........Did u know that Lemmy collects Nazi memorbilia? How fuckin awesome is that? Well i guess its what youd expect from Lemmy. |
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Post by Captain Smiley on Jul 9, 2009 11:13:37 GMT -5
Top ten reasons why Lemmy is a God of rock: 10. Lemmy hasn't had a legitimate place to live since September 16th, 1980. He's been on tour for 28 years straight. 9. When Lemmy breaks a bass string, he restrings his bass with somebody's spine! 8. Sources confirm that Lemmy was, in fact, born with leather pants on 7. Many people who claim to be deaf are lying. In reality, they've chosen to only hear Motorhead songs. 6. Many people who actually are deaf, became that way after seeing Motorhead live. 5. Lemmy trained with a mystic in the Burmese Mountains, in the ancient art of using low frequencies. As a result, Lemmy knows how to rock your pants off literally. 4. Lemmy once talked David Lee Roth and Robert Plant into having a knife fight. He then mended their wounds with the shear power of his own voice. 3. Lemmy has subsided on a diet of only Whiskey and Marlboros since the age of four 2. Like Keith Richards, Lemmy often needs to get blood transfusions. The only difference is that Lemmy gets blood transfusions from Keith Richards. 1. Motorhead has written the same album 26 times, but somehow they all keep getting better. 0. Lemmy is, in reality, the wizard Merlin. Or, rather, the wizard Merlin was actually Lemmy. Ok, maybe that was eleven reasons. So what. wow that is lamer then anything Gavin has ever posted on imdb. |
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Post by Synyster Gates on Jul 9, 2009 14:29:07 GMT -5
Top ten reasons why Lemmy is a God of rock: 10. Lemmy hasn't had a legitimate place to live since September 16th, 1980. He's been on tour for 28 years straight. 9. When Lemmy breaks a bass string, he restrings his bass with somebody's spine! 8. Sources confirm that Lemmy was, in fact, born with leather pants on 7. Many people who claim to be deaf are lying. In reality, they've chosen to only hear Motorhead songs. 6. Many people who actually are deaf, became that way after seeing Motorhead live. 5. Lemmy trained with a mystic in the Burmese Mountains, in the ancient art of using low frequencies. As a result, Lemmy knows how to rock your pants off literally. 4. Lemmy once talked David Lee Roth and Robert Plant into having a knife fight. He then mended their wounds with the shear power of his own voice. 3. Lemmy has subsided on a diet of only Whiskey and Marlboros since the age of four 2. Like Keith Richards, Lemmy often needs to get blood transfusions. The only difference is that Lemmy gets blood transfusions from Keith Richards. 1. Motorhead has written the same album 26 times, but somehow they all keep getting better. 0. Lemmy is, in reality, the wizard Merlin. Or, rather, the wizard Merlin was actually Lemmy. Ok, maybe that was eleven reasons. So what. wow that is lamer then anything Gavin has ever posted on imdb. *gasp* LIAR!! |
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Post by Captain Smiley on Jul 9, 2009 22:50:11 GMT -5
wow that is lamer then anything Gavin has ever posted on imdb. *gasp* LIAR!! The sad part is that I'm not lying. That was just terrible. |
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Post by Synyster Gates on Jul 10, 2009 7:30:24 GMT -5
The sad part is that I'm not lying. That was just terrible. Ahh who cares, I just copy and pasted it from some random website. Why is there Australians in this thread anyway. Universal buzzkillers. |
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Post by Synyster Gates on Dec 24, 2009 7:35:07 GMT -5
HAPPY 64TH BIRTHDAY LEMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by thetarrynator on Dec 24, 2009 8:25:05 GMT -5
HAPPY 64TH BIRTHDAY LEMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG! Is he really that old? |
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Post by Synyster Gates on Dec 24, 2009 15:24:33 GMT -5
HAPPY 64TH BIRTHDAY LEMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG! Is he really that old? Yes Nick what the hell does it matter, hes immortal remember. |
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Post by thetarrynator on Dec 24, 2009 16:08:28 GMT -5
OMFG! Is he really that old? Yes Nick what the hell does it matter, hes immortal remember. There's only one immortal rock star and that's Steven Tyler (knowing my luck he'll die next week) |
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