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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jan 9, 2010 17:29:02 GMT -5
that would be a way to die....candy corn overdose? buried in a pit of candy corn? choke on candy corn?
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 9, 2010 17:32:17 GMT -5
Quite nasty Halloween candy.  What the hell? That looks like an abortion, only less appetising. It looks sick. It tastes like wax. Yet, if you get a hold of some, you will vacantly eat them all. |
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Post by BigFaker on Jan 9, 2010 17:34:20 GMT -5
What the hell? That looks like an abortion, only less appetising. It looks sick. It tastes like wax. Yet, if you get a hold of some, you will vacantly eat them all. I'll stick to my fizzy cola bottles. Though I do find it amusing that they've made a candy that actually looks like a decaying tooth. "Does exactly what it says on the tin" comes to mind. |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jan 9, 2010 17:38:12 GMT -5
It looks sick. It tastes like wax. Yet, if you get a hold of some, you will vacantly eat them all. I'll stick to my fizzy cola bottles. Though I do find it amusing that they've made a candy that actually looks like a decaying tooth. "Does exactly what it says on the tin" comes to mind. probably a better choice! |
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 9, 2010 17:38:36 GMT -5
That's a brilliant idea. They could turn all the candy corn in the world into caps for homeless people, crackheads and rednecks who are missing teeth. You should patent that.
And yes, as far as wax candy goes, fizzy cola bottles are the stuff. At least you get a juicy substance that should probably remain unknown at the end.
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jan 9, 2010 17:42:22 GMT -5
That's a brilliant idea. They could turn all the candy corn in the world into caps for homeless people, crackheads and rednecks who are missing teeth. You should patent that. And yes, as far as wax candy goes, fizzy cola bottles are the stuff. At least you get a juicy substance that should probably remain unknown at the end.  |
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Post by b_Pooly on Jan 9, 2010 17:42:57 GMT -5
I'd die by getting hit by car knowing my luck. Worse way I could die would be drowning in a bath of acid. hmmm....yeah, I guess that would be a bad way to die... it was worse when I mentioned it first....  |
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 9, 2010 17:43:06 GMT -5
That's a brilliant idea. They could turn all the candy corn in the world into caps for homeless people, crackheads and rednecks who are missing teeth. You should patent that. And yes, as far as wax candy goes, fizzy cola bottles are the stuff. At least you get a juicy substance that should probably remain unknown at the end. Was it something I said? |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jan 9, 2010 17:48:51 GMT -5
i pictured your idea, thats all... |
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 9, 2010 17:50:50 GMT -5
Oh, come on. A mouth full of candy corn would be far more appealing than straight up gums.
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jan 9, 2010 17:54:28 GMT -5
Oh, come on. A mouth full of candy corn would be far more appealing than straight up gums. good point, it just sounds....corny looking lol |
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Post by BigFaker on Jan 9, 2010 17:55:22 GMT -5
I don't know, I know certain *ahem* friends, who pay extra for the 'gummy experience'.
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Jan 9, 2010 17:58:39 GMT -5
That's a brilliant idea. They could turn all the candy corn in the world into caps for homeless people, crackheads and rednecks who are missing teeth. You should patent that. And yes, as far as wax candy goes, fizzy cola bottles are the stuff. At least you get a juicy substance that should probably remain unknown at the end. That would work so well. Then they could take licorice for wigs. I'm tired of homeless people having bad hair. |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jan 9, 2010 17:58:58 GMT -5
I don't know, I know certain *ahem* friends, who pay extra for the 'gummy experience'. excuse me, I'm going to go get sick now.... |
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Post by BigFaker on Jan 9, 2010 18:00:05 GMT -5
That's a brilliant idea. They could turn all the candy corn in the world into caps for homeless people, crackheads and rednecks who are missing teeth. You should patent that. And yes, as far as wax candy goes, fizzy cola bottles are the stuff. At least you get a juicy substance that should probably remain unknown at the end. That would work so well. Then they could take licorice for wigs. I'm tired of homeless people having bad hair. Be warned, we'll probably have lots of people on the street who look like this  |
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 9, 2010 18:01:39 GMT -5
Oh, come on. A mouth full of candy corn would be far more appealing than straight up gums. good point, it just sounds....corny looking lol  You don't find this appealing? I'm sorry. I just don't know what to tell you. |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jan 9, 2010 18:33:43 GMT -5
good point, it just sounds....corny looking lol You don't find this appealing? I'm sorry. I just don't know what to tell you. my god, you googled and found that?  and no, I hate to say I do not find it appealing at all...but, the app is in the right place as I do find it appalling ;D |
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Post by thetarrynator on Jan 9, 2010 19:11:53 GMT -5
hmmm....yeah, I guess that would be a bad way to die... it was worse when I mentioned it first.... You said, and I quote Drowning in acid and being bathed in acid are different |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Jan 9, 2010 20:19:16 GMT -5
Faker, this world would be a better place with more Wonka's running around, but only Gene Wilder's version and never Depp's. good point, it just sounds....corny looking lol You don't find this appealing? I'm sorry. I just don't know what to tell you. See that's so perfect. You always have a food supply for emergencies. |
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Post by b_Pooly on Jan 9, 2010 20:28:06 GMT -5
Faker, this world would be a better place with more Wonka's running around, but only Gene Wilder's version and never Depp's. You don't find this appealing? I'm sorry. I just don't know what to tell you. See that's so perfect. You always have a food supply for emergencies. Depp's was freaking SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Jan 9, 2010 20:29:05 GMT -5
I know. His Wonka mixed with the old Loompa's would be horrifying to encounter on the street.
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Post by b_Pooly on Jan 9, 2010 20:31:15 GMT -5
I know. His Wonka mixed with the old Loompa's would be horrifying to encounter on the street. What's your beef with German midgets who don't know English? |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Jan 9, 2010 20:32:07 GMT -5
They're orange and worse, they wear overalls.
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Post by b_Pooly on Jan 9, 2010 20:35:40 GMT -5
They're orange and worse, they wear overalls. good point... |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jan 9, 2010 20:37:19 GMT -5
it was worse when I mentioned it first.... You said, and I quote Drowning in acid and being bathed in acid are different no matter what its a horrible experience though, right? |
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Post by Synyster Gates on Jan 9, 2010 20:38:55 GMT -5
You said, and I quote Drowning in acid and being bathed in acid are different no matter what its a horrible experience though, right? Says who? Has anyone here actually tried it? |
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Post by b_Pooly on Jan 9, 2010 20:39:22 GMT -5
You said, and I quote Drowning in acid and being bathed in acid are different no matter what its a horrible experience though, right? we are having a discussion here  |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Jan 9, 2010 20:41:15 GMT -5
They're orange and worse, they wear overalls. good point... I know. They're less frightening than that kid from The Omen, though. |
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