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Post by Mutant Crouch on Jan 9, 2010 17:06:45 GMT -5
I love this stuff. I rather like that the one was really giving it a go and then accepted that my penis was perfectly fine the way it is and gave up. img44.imageshack.us/img44/9818/emaile.jpgAnyone get more offers for penis enhancement? |
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 9, 2010 17:08:52 GMT -5
OMG! I'm laughing so hard. I can't believe Jesus took the time to send you an e-mail about how tiny your penis is. He must be really concerned. You obviously have a big (well, not so big apparently) problem.
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jan 9, 2010 17:23:34 GMT -5
wow. who would have known Jesus cared so much!
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Jan 9, 2010 17:24:46 GMT -5
You would think Jesus could just do a little trick like the water to wine to help it out, but apparently it's more serious than that.
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Post by BigFaker on Jan 9, 2010 17:26:14 GMT -5
The bigger question is, did you meet Ashley?
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 9, 2010 17:29:43 GMT -5
Miguel's direct approach is pretty refreshing.
And Jesus has to be more practical these days. If he worked a miracle and you went running through the streets shouting about it, they would have you committed and you would never get a chance to try out your newly increased package.
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Post by BigFaker on Jan 9, 2010 17:30:55 GMT -5
Miguel's direct approach is pretty refreshing. And Jesus has to be more practical these days. If he worked a miracle and you went running through the streets shouting about it, they would have you committed and you would never get a chance to try out your newly increased package. I don't know Fizz, those straight jackets make it hard to struggle, so the ball would be completely in your court. |
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 9, 2010 17:42:03 GMT -5
True, but MC would be in one herself. Though, she is known for her talented toes. I'm sure she could de-pants a mental patient in mere seconds with her feet.
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Post by b_Pooly on Jan 9, 2010 18:11:16 GMT -5
True, but MC would be in one herself. Though, she is known for her talented toes. I'm sure she could de-pants a mental patient in mere seconds with her feet.  |
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Post by lol on Jan 9, 2010 19:10:36 GMT -5
I never get penis enlargement junkmail. It bothers me.
I get plenty of messages from Arabic people looking for charity and homes for the night though.
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Jan 9, 2010 20:20:55 GMT -5
The bigger question is, did you meet Ashley? No, but I'm considering a Russian bride. Want to help pick her out? Fizzle - It wouldn't be the weirdest thing I've done with my feet. |
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Post by Synyster Gates on Jan 9, 2010 20:32:11 GMT -5
The bigger question is, did you meet Ashley? No, but I'm considering a Russian bride. Want to help pick her out? Fizzle - It wouldn't be the weirdest thing I've done with my feet. Did you ever write an essay with your nose? |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Jan 9, 2010 20:33:38 GMT -5
No. Have you? If so, how did you get the punctuation in?
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Post by Synyster Gates on Jan 9, 2010 20:38:03 GMT -5
No. Have you? If so, how did you get the punctuation in? Yes as a matter of fact I have, first A i ever got....Punctuation was diffifult....I think there is still some of my brain on the eraser. |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Jan 9, 2010 20:42:11 GMT -5
I'm sure you didn't need that much of it. You should try it with your elbow next time.
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Post by Synyster Gates on Jan 9, 2010 20:43:17 GMT -5
I'm sure you didn't need that much of it. You should try it with your elbow next time. Well i was gonna see how my ass would fare with the task... |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Jan 9, 2010 20:44:22 GMT -5
I'm sure if you taped yourself while attempting to type it that way your teacher would give you an A just for the hell of it.
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Post by Synyster Gates on Jan 9, 2010 20:45:20 GMT -5
I'm sure if you taped yourself while attempting to type it that way your teacher would give you an A just for the hell of it. I think if I taped myself doing that then there would be some other, quite large reasons why my teacher would be giving me an A. |
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 9, 2010 20:51:43 GMT -5
A for ass.
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Jan 9, 2010 21:06:39 GMT -5
Then there's B for butt, bum, bottom, and so on. C for.. well, you don't really want to go that far.
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Post by Synyster Gates on Jan 9, 2010 23:29:04 GMT -5
Then there's B for butt, bum, bottom, and so on. C for.. well, you don't really want to go that far. And of course D, for Deriere. |
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