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Post by malfunkshun on Jan 15, 2010 0:06:47 GMT -5
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 15, 2010 0:12:17 GMT -5
Granted, but Seth Rogen is with him. I'm so sorry. I wish Geraldo Rivera's moustache would be killed in a horrible accident. Granted. The horrible accident takes place in your vagina. I wish for Malfunkshun to introduce me to Franco's rich and famous friend, Jensen Ackles. And for him to react this way upon laying eyes on me:  |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Jan 15, 2010 0:14:52 GMT -5
 This could so easily just be turned into a James Franco clip thread. |
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Post by malfunkshun on Jan 15, 2010 0:18:53 GMT -5
This could so easily just be turned into a James Franco clip thread. How about a Franco/Ackles hybrid?  |
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Post by Synyster Gates on Jan 15, 2010 12:15:49 GMT -5
Granted, but Seth Rogen is with him. I'm so sorry. I wish Geraldo Rivera's moustache would be killed in a horrible accident. Granted. The horrible accident takes place in your vagina. I wish for Malfunkshun to introduce me to Franco's rich and famous friend, Jensen Ackles. And for him to react this way upon laying eyes on me: Granted but he dies of a heart attack 5 seconds later. I wish I had a can of Bulmers. |
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Post by thetarrynator on Jan 15, 2010 14:37:29 GMT -5
Granted. The horrible accident takes place in your vagina. I wish for Malfunkshun to introduce me to Franco's rich and famous friend, Jensen Ackles. And for him to react this way upon laying eyes on me: Granted but he dies of a heart attack 5 seconds later. I wish I had a can of Bulmers. Granted but I pissed in it. I wish I was married to Katy Perry |
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 15, 2010 15:58:37 GMT -5
Granted. At the reception she kisses a girl, likes it, and leaves you in front of all your friends and family.
I wish for King to pimp slap Michael Cole the next time he says the word vintage.
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jan 15, 2010 16:28:35 GMT -5
Granted. At the reception she kisses a girl, likes it, and leaves you in front of all your friends and family. I wish for King to pimp slap Michael Cole the next time he says the word vintage. Granted, but now the King is saying it. I wish I wasn't tired. |
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Post by thetarrynator on Jan 15, 2010 16:38:40 GMT -5
Granted. At the reception she kisses a girl, likes it, and leaves you in front of all your friends and family. I wish for King to pimp slap Michael Cole the next time he says the word vintage. Granted, but now the King is saying it. I wish I wasn't tired. Granted you're now dead. I wish Busted reformed. |
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Post by burke211 on Jan 15, 2010 17:12:33 GMT -5
Granted you're now dead. I wish Busted reformed. Granted. God damns you for being the catalyst of this reformation. I wish death upon people who use the phrase “To die for”. |
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 15, 2010 17:20:03 GMT -5
Granted. Gavin's burial will be Monday. Triple H will perform the services. (Get it?)
I wish for bbsy to get a lobotomy.
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Post by burke211 on Jan 15, 2010 17:34:48 GMT -5
Granted. You get to personally perform the surgery.
I wish for a cameo role in the upcoming IT remake.
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 15, 2010 17:42:11 GMT -5
Sweet! I was going to suggest that anyways but I thought it would be asking for too much.
Granted. The part of Laurie Ann will now be played by Burke, dressed as an adolescent freckle faced little girl.
I wish for the spirit of old, badass Jason Voorhees to come to life and kill those responsible for lame, 21st century Jason.
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Post by burke211 on Jan 15, 2010 17:49:37 GMT -5
I’ll take that. Granted. Jason takes his revenge. Afterwards, he is dragged back to hell by Freddy again, ala the ending of Jason goes to hell, because Freddy is still the much more badass character.  I wish to be reincarnated as a half-man, half-machine hybrid. |
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Post by Synyster Gates on Jan 15, 2010 17:56:42 GMT -5
I’ll take that. Granted. Jason takes his revenge. Afterwards, he is dragged back to hell by Freddy again, ala the ending of Jason goes to hell, because Freddy is still the much more badass character. I wish to be reincarnated as a half-man, half-machine hybrid. Granted but you have no control over your machine half, and it is very heavy, resulting in you being weighed down and falling into a vat of acid in which you die while screaming in pain. I wish Stephen King would write a sequel to Pet Sematary |
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Post by malfunkshun on Jan 15, 2010 18:18:26 GMT -5
I wish death upon people who use the phrase “To die for”.  |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jan 15, 2010 20:55:38 GMT -5
I’ll take that. Granted. Jason takes his revenge. Afterwards, he is dragged back to hell by Freddy again, ala the ending of Jason goes to hell, because Freddy is still the much more badass character. I wish to be reincarnated as a half-man, half-machine hybrid. Granted but you have no control over your machine half, and it is very heavy, resulting in you being weighed down and falling into a vat of acid in which you die while screaming in pain. I wish Stephen King would write a sequel to Pet Sematary Granted, but it sucks as much as the movie did. I wish American Idol would get taken off the air. |
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Post by thetarrynator on Jan 15, 2010 21:03:35 GMT -5
Granted but you have no control over your machine half, and it is very heavy, resulting in you being weighed down and falling into a vat of acid in which you die while screaming in pain. I wish Stephen King would write a sequel to Pet Sematary Granted, but it sucks as much as the movie did. I wish American Idol would get taken off the air. Granted but it is replaced by a picture of Simon Cowell's smug face 24/7 on every channel ;D I wish my art teacher stopped being a prick to me |
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Post by b_Pooly on Jan 15, 2010 21:08:44 GMT -5
Granted but you have no control over your machine half, and it is very heavy, resulting in you being weighed down and falling into a vat of acid in which you die while screaming in pain. I wish Stephen King would write a sequel to Pet Sematary Granted, but it sucks as much as the movie did. I wish American Idol would get taken off the air. granted.... its only played on tvs in your home.... I wish for the sun to turn into a blackhole. |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jan 15, 2010 21:10:24 GMT -5
Granted, but it sucks as much as the movie did. I wish American Idol would get taken off the air. granted.... its only played on tvs in your home.... I wish for the sun to turn into a blackhole. so you want to end the world?  |
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Post by b_Pooly on Jan 15, 2010 21:12:05 GMT -5
granted.... its only played on tvs in your home.... I wish for the sun to turn into a blackhole. so you want to end the world? so you like reality tv I take it...  |
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Post by thetarrynator on Jan 15, 2010 21:15:39 GMT -5
Granted, but it sucks as much as the movie did. I wish American Idol would get taken off the air. granted.... its only played on tvs in your home.... I wish for the sun to turn into a blackhole. I already granted Christine's wish dammit!!!! |
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Post by b_Pooly on Jan 15, 2010 21:17:46 GMT -5
granted.... its only played on tvs in your home.... I wish for the sun to turn into a blackhole. I already granted Christine's wish dammit!!!! you couldn't grant any chick's wish..... |
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Post by thetarrynator on Jan 15, 2010 21:34:13 GMT -5
you couldn't grant any chick's wish..... Touché... although Enickma's mother didn't complain  |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jan 15, 2010 21:43:25 GMT -5
Granted, but it sucks as much as the movie did. I wish American Idol would get taken off the air. Granted but it is replaced by a picture of Simon Cowell's smug face 24/7 on every channel ;D I wish my art teacher stopped being a prick to me euh...that would be horrible, Simon Cowell? |
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 15, 2010 22:32:02 GMT -5
I wish death upon people who use the phrase “To die for”. LMAO. I randomly thought about Amber earlier today. |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jan 16, 2010 20:59:54 GMT -5
Granted, but it sucks as much as the movie did. I wish American Idol would get taken off the air. Granted but it is replaced by a picture of Simon Cowell's smug face 24/7 on every channel ;D I wish my art teacher stopped being a prick to me Granted, but now he's a creepy art teacher hitting on you... I wish for nothing. |
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Post by burke211 on Jan 16, 2010 21:23:05 GMT -5
Granted. You get something to go along with your nothing.
I wish I was able to sleep for more than 3-4 hours a night.
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 16, 2010 21:49:58 GMT -5
Granted. Enjoy your coma.
I wish for a vacation at Disneyland.
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jan 16, 2010 21:58:56 GMT -5
Granted. Enjoy your coma. I wish for a vacation at Disneyland. granted but Disneyland is in California and you go right when the "big one" hits and wipes out most of California. I wish all birds could fly. |
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