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Post by Synyster Gates on Jan 16, 2010 22:03:37 GMT -5
Granted. Enjoy your coma. I wish for a vacation at Disneyland. granted but Disneyland is in California and you go right when the "big one" hits and wipes out most of California.  I wish all birds could fly.  Granted, but everytime you step out of your house they use you for target practice. I wish I had aminigun mounted on to the back of my truck... |
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Post by burke211 on Jan 16, 2010 22:24:23 GMT -5
Granted. Your toy truck now has a toy minigun mounted to the back of it. Careful, it breaks easily.
I wish Britney Spears was hot again.
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Post by malfunkshun on Jan 17, 2010 3:01:03 GMT -5
Obligatory James Franco .gif, just because:  |
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 17, 2010 3:10:56 GMT -5
I'm just going to have to follow Malfunkshun's lead on this one:  Because I'm sorry Burke, but not even I can make that wish come true. |
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Post by BigFaker on Jan 17, 2010 3:17:11 GMT -5
Who's James Franco?
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Post by malfunkshun on Jan 17, 2010 3:23:12 GMT -5
 You can't be serious. |
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Post by BigFaker on Jan 17, 2010 3:26:15 GMT -5
You can't be serious. Deadly. Erm... |
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 17, 2010 3:29:18 GMT -5
He was in Freaks & Geeks, Spiderman, Pineapple Express...
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Post by malfunkshun on Jan 17, 2010 3:31:13 GMT -5
You can't be serious. Deadly. Erm... You've never seen Freaks and Geeks... Milk... Pineapple Express... James Dean... the Spiderman saga... nothing? |
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Post by BigFaker on Jan 17, 2010 3:31:28 GMT -5
He was in Freaks & Geeks, Spiderman, Pineapple Express... After being all journalistic and doing a bit of research the only things I'll have seen him in is Spiderman and Knocked Up, but I still dont really recognise his face. Guessing he's quite big over in U.S.A land? |
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 17, 2010 3:33:25 GMT -5
Eh, he's aight. He's relevant to Malfunkshun's interests for reasons other than his acting talents though.
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Post by malfunkshun on Jan 17, 2010 3:34:41 GMT -5
He was in Freaks & Geeks, Spiderman, Pineapple Express... After being all journalistic and doing a bit of research the only things I'll have seen him in is Spiderman and Knocked Up, but I still dont really recognise his face. Guessing he's quite big over in U.S.A land? No, he's only really big over with me. It's a very exclusive club, actually. |
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Post by BigFaker on Jan 17, 2010 3:37:03 GMT -5
After being all journalistic and doing a bit of research the only things I'll have seen him in is Spiderman and Knocked Up, but I still dont really recognise his face. Guessing he's quite big over in U.S.A land? No, he's only really big over with me. It's a very exclusive club, actually. He's alright looking, but this picture of him looks a lot like Tom Cruise, which loses him a lot of cool points.  |
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 17, 2010 3:38:53 GMT -5
He could use some Burt's Bees Wax in that picture.
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Post by malfunkshun on Jan 17, 2010 3:41:47 GMT -5
No, he's only really big over with me. It's a very exclusive club, actually. He's alright looking, but this picture of him looks a lot like Tom Cruise, which loses him a lot of cool points. Why you gotta rain on my parade, Faker?  I think you're totally smashing too. There's no need to feel threatened. |
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Post by BigFaker on Jan 17, 2010 3:46:34 GMT -5
Awww, thanks  I should get making a gif to include in here. |
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 17, 2010 3:51:37 GMT -5
Just be sure its a gif of adequate comparison. I mean, have you not seen Ackles and Franco lately?
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Post by BigFaker on Jan 17, 2010 3:53:54 GMT -5
Just be sure its a gif of adequate comparison. I mean, have you not seen Ackles and Franco lately? Ackles? What, you want to see my '10 inch hero'? |
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Post by malfunkshun on Jan 17, 2010 3:55:16 GMT -5
It's true, Faker. I may be currently lost at 'Franco land' at the moment, but I'm completely prepared to give props where props are due. BFizzle and I are just at a war of words, and he hatin'.  Yes. |
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 17, 2010 3:58:26 GMT -5
OMG I've always wanted to see 10 Inch Hero. I heard its amazing. I'd love to see it sometime. Can you show me on your Jurassic Park bed sheets?
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Post by malfunkshun on Jan 17, 2010 4:00:19 GMT -5
Oh, so he didn't mean... ? ...oh.
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 17, 2010 4:02:32 GMT -5
Oh, so he didn't mean... ? ...oh. Wait, you mean he wasn't talking about... |
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Post by malfunkshun on Jan 17, 2010 4:06:07 GMT -5
Oh, so he didn't mean... ? ...oh. Wait, you mean he wasn't talking about... I'm so disappointed.  |
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 17, 2010 4:08:01 GMT -5
He almost had us fooled too. Such a shame. Faker's just like one of the normal boys...
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Post by malfunkshun on Jan 17, 2010 4:10:29 GMT -5
Right? He was this close to giving us such a wetty, too.
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Post by BigFaker on Jan 17, 2010 4:22:50 GMT -5
He almost had us fooled too. Such a shame. Faker's just like one of the normal boys... How VERY dare you sir. I am nothing like the regular plebs. Right? He was this close to giving us such a wetty, too. Well, we wouldn't want you sliding off your seat and doing yourself an injury. |
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 17, 2010 4:28:35 GMT -5
Whatever, Faker. You blew it. And as a result, we wont be returning the favor.
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Post by malfunkshun on Jan 17, 2010 4:29:30 GMT -5
Seriously. He listens to maggot rock. He wears nail polish. My dick is bigger than his.
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Post by BigFaker on Jan 17, 2010 4:35:11 GMT -5
Seriously. He listens to maggot rock. He wears nail polish. My dick is bigger than his. Slander. It's impossible, I've not even found MY colour yet. |
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 17, 2010 4:39:55 GMT -5
We would totally offer our services of a make over to you. For a standard fee of course.
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