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Post by b_Pooly on May 27, 2010 10:45:21 GMT -5
just because....  Yo mama is so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up. |
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Post by bfizzle on May 27, 2010 10:46:40 GMT -5
Damn, I really want to contribute to this but I'm already late for work as it is. When I get home, its on!
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Post by Synyster Gates on May 27, 2010 12:25:39 GMT -5
Yo mamma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and died of starvation.
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Post by b_Pooly on May 27, 2010 12:32:53 GMT -5
Yo mama is so old the last time she went to a Library it was in Alexandria.
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Post by Synyster Gates on May 27, 2010 15:19:13 GMT -5
Yo mamma is so old she was a waitress at the last supper.
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Post by bfizzle on May 27, 2010 22:34:02 GMT -5
Your mother is so stupid, she exercises when she could just get, like, liposuction or something.
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Post by b_Pooly on May 27, 2010 22:37:54 GMT -5
Your mother is so stupid, she exercises when she could just get, like, liposuction or something. Uh, this is a "yo mama" joke thread, not a "B Fizzle is so stupid" thread  Those are all the other ones.... ;D |
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Post by bfizzle on May 27, 2010 22:44:22 GMT -5
Your mother is so stupid, she exercises when she could just get, like, liposuction or something. Uh, this is a "yo mama" joke thread, not a "B Fizzle is so stupid" thread Ya mama. Did I do it right!? ;D |
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Post by b_Pooly on May 27, 2010 22:49:26 GMT -5
Uh, this is a "yo mama" joke thread, not a "B Fizzle is so stupid" thread Ya mama. Did I do it right!? ;D "ya mama" I'm not a chick, but sure, lets not over work the blonds brain, lol |
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Post by bfizzle on May 27, 2010 22:51:56 GMT -5
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Post by astrozombie50 on May 27, 2010 22:51:57 GMT -5
Yo mama is sooo nice that she volunteers at the animal shelter!
wait...what?
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Post by bfizzle on May 27, 2010 22:53:25 GMT -5
Yo mama is sooo nice that she volunteers at the animal shelter! That was way harsh, J.  |
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Post by astrozombie50 on May 27, 2010 23:11:23 GMT -5
Yo mama is sooo nice that she volunteers at the animal shelter! That was way harsh, J. I took it too far didn't I?  |
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Post by b_Pooly on May 27, 2010 23:11:58 GMT -5
That was way harsh, J. I took it too far didn't I? |
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Post by astrozombie50 on May 28, 2010 1:32:14 GMT -5
I took it too far didn't I? Yeah I'm such an asshole. |
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Post by bfizzle on May 28, 2010 1:33:43 GMT -5
Yeah I'm such an asshole. Yo mama smells like one! I'm getting so good at this. ;D |
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Post by astrozombie50 on May 28, 2010 1:57:26 GMT -5
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
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Post by astrozombie50 on May 28, 2010 3:46:55 GMT -5
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
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Post by Synyster Gates on May 28, 2010 7:33:41 GMT -5
Yo mamma so old she got a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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Post by burke211 on May 28, 2010 15:20:17 GMT -5
Yo mama so old that when God said 'Let there be light!', she was the one who went and put on the switch. |
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Post by bfizzle on May 28, 2010 16:34:06 GMT -5
Yo mama so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
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Post by Synyster Gates on May 28, 2010 17:45:26 GMT -5
Yo mamma is so ugly, "Gorillas in the Mist" was filmed in her shower.
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Post by bfizzle on May 28, 2010 17:52:53 GMT -5
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
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Post by astrozombie50 on May 28, 2010 20:04:39 GMT -5
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
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Post by b_Pooly on May 28, 2010 22:09:08 GMT -5
Yo mama so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Thanks, I'm going to puke.... |
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Post by astrozombie50 on May 29, 2010 3:32:44 GMT -5
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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Post by Synyster Gates on May 29, 2010 8:50:52 GMT -5
Yo mamma is so fat she got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
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Post by astrozombie50 on May 29, 2010 18:57:30 GMT -5
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
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Post by bfizzle on May 30, 2010 3:49:22 GMT -5
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
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Post by Synyster Gates on May 30, 2010 17:54:42 GMT -5
Yo mamma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
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