Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Oct 6, 2008 22:16:19 GMT -5
(Uberto, Canedust, Draven, Christine, and bbsy are chilling in their bedroom in the downstairs of the house.)
<Canedust> So killalot's gone, I think we should get rid of Simpsons next he is a threat.
<Uberto> As far as I'm concerned Simpsons has never done me or any of us wrong, him and Tanswell I can wait on, we need to get rid of fake and *Beep*, that mother fucker is slithering his way through this whole competition, can't trust him or underestimate him.
<Christine> It's great to finally getting a chance to really hang out.
<Draven> Yeah and how we're an actual team.
<Uberto> I love you guys.
<bbsy> We're all making it the final five.
(Canedust confessional.)
<Canedust> But what happens after that is the question, when all of are enemies are gone and we go to the next elimination what's next. I'm second guessing this alliance, I'm in it to win it, I'll stay in the alliance for now, but this competition is gonna be about canedust, I'm getting that 500,000 cash.
(Uberto confessional.)
<Uberto> I'm down for the alliance all the way, and as the deal goes I will go with my deal and split the cash. But as far as everyone is concerned they can all just pack they're bags, cause I've already won.
(Upstairs Tanswell, Simpsons, Big Fake and *Beep*.)
<*Beep*> We're all targets we need to form an alliance we can do this.
(Fake takes a shot.)
<Fake> I'M DOWN FOR IT CAPTAIN YAAAAAAAAAR.
<Simpsons> Yeah, we need to look out for each other there's five of them and four of us.
<Tanswell> I can't believe my bros from canada and america betrayed me.
(TEAM UDDCB walks in.)
<Tanswell> If it isn't the traitors.
(Draven drinks his fresh hot cup of coffee he throws it *Beep* face after being burned, *Beep* drops to the floor shrieking in pain.
<Uberto> Tanswell no hard feelings it's just the game.
<Fake> Ye gonna be walkin de plank Uberto.
<Uberto> Drink up fake.
<Fake> I will.
(Fake starts chugging down hundred proof smirnoff. Robin comes into the house.)
<bbsy> Is that robin?
<Canedust> From batman.
<Christine> He must be some sort of clue to are challenge or something.
<Robin> Nope just another temp host. Your challenge will be very hard and a lot is going to be on the line. Hopefully you can hang on and endure the challenge.
(Outside there is this big platform in the sky and there's monkey bars, below it is a lake or something.)
<Christine> But I'm afraid of heights.
<Robin> Well here's the rule so listen up there are nine of you left within the next two days it'll be down to seven first person to let go of the monkey bars and fall into the lake loses and is out of here, the last person holding is the paymaster and is immune.
(Draven confessional)
<Draven> It's not like I'm worried at all, once that first person falls I can drop at my leisure and look at the candidate, *Beep* a weak tna nerd that has never done anything athletic in his life, than you have big fake who's always shit faced. I don't see tanswell or simpsons lasting long.
(Uberto confessional)
<Uberto> No worries here, look let's not take are eyes off the prize.
<Christine> But I'm scared!
<Uberto> Well stop being scared.
(They are all up there.)
<Robin> Grab the bar.
<Fake> Which bar?
<Robin> And go.
(Everyone grabs the bar and holds on except big fake falls immediately he lands in the water.)
(Canedust looks stunned in the confessional.)
<Canedust> He just fell like right away what a load off my shoulder.
(Tanswell confessional)
<Tanswell> Fuck there goes one of the members alliance right there, I need to be paymaster but I'm starting to lose my grip.
(Simpsons confessional.)
<Simpsons> About a minute into it I was losing my grip and the view just was terrifying.
(1:30 Draven falls.)
(Draven confessional.) Dammit well I called it anyway that shit with big fake I don't really care there four of my team mates vs 3 other people who aren't even organized. Fuck it I'm safe.)
(2:00 Christine falls.)
(Christine confessional.)
<Christine> I just couldn't hold on any longer. At least I beat my fear of heights.
(3:45 Canedust falls.)
(bbsy confessional.)
<bbsy> Team members are dropping left and right and it's all up to me and Uberto.
(Simpsons falls at 5.)
(Uberto confessional.)
<Uberto> Finally one of them fuckers falls, but how the fuck is *Beep* still holding on? Now it's down to me, bbsy, *Beep*, and tanswell.
(*Beep* confessional.)
<*Beep*> Don't ask how I'm doing it but I guess it's because I weigh like 80 pounds and I'm four foot five.....plus I'm secretly taking roids.
(It's 8 minutes. Uberto confessional.)
<Uberto> It's at this point that I have to sneeze really bad.
(Uberto prepares to sneeze and when he does he lets go of one hand to sneeze into, he then dangles by one hand not being able to reach the bar.)
(Uberto confessional.)
<Uberto> Fuck.
(Uberto drops at 8:50.)
(Uberto confessional.)
<Uberto> Now it's all up to bbsy....greaaat.
(At 10 minutes Tanswell drops.)
(Tanswell confessional.)
<Tanswell> I'm kind of confident in *Beep* the lil dweeb I think he can score a win for our alliance.
(bbsy confessional.)
<bbsy> It's all on me, I can't lose not to *Beep* I just won't.
(15 minutes both are still hanging.)
<bbsy> How the fuck is he doing this? Just fall *Beep* already!
(20 minutes bbsy fingers are slipping. bbsy screams OH SHIIIIIIIT as he falls. Everyone on team UDDCB looked stunned while *Beep* tanswell and simpsons celebrate. Everyone is standing outside of the house now.)
<Robin> Now Fake you gotta go, parting is such sweet sorrow, adios amigo.
(Fake runs to the bar and starts pouring shot after shot and drinking them. The security guards drag fake away who steals a bottle and chugs it.)
<Fake screaming at the bar> I won't leave you never.
(He finishes the bottle and throws it at *Beep* face and it shatters.)
<Fake> YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!
<Canedust> But none of us voted you out, you are just an incompotent drunk.
(Fake is escorted away and leaves.)
<Robin> *Beep* I don't know how you did it but you're the paymaster dude, good for you. You have invincibility. All the others have to go to the voting room to pick who three you have to choose from later on during elimination.)
(Elimination room.)
<Uberto> Alright let's get this over quick. Who wants Simpsons in the bottom three?
<Simpsons> You bastard you said you would have my back until the finals.
<Uberto> This is the finals. We're past halfway. Anywho who votes Simpson?
(Uberto, Christine, bbsy, draven, and canedust raise their hands.)
<Robin> Simpsons is in the bottom three.
<Canedust> What about Tanswell?
(Uberto, Christine, bbsy, draven, and canedust raise their hands.)
<Robin> Tanswell is in the bottom three, one spot left who will it be. Christine?
(No one raises their hands.)
<Robin> Draven?
(No one raises their hands.)
<Robin> Canedust?
(No one raises their hands.)
<Robin> Uberto?
(No one raises their hands.)
<Robin> Really none of them, if you can't come to a conclusion *Beep* will pick the last spot. Wanna revote.
<Tanswell> What about bbsy?
(Tanswell and Simpsons raise their hands.)
<Robin> bbsy you are in the bottom three.
(bbsy confessional.)
<bbsy> I wonder who *Beep* will pick.
(Uberto confessional.)
<Uberto> *Beep* will probably keep bbsy because they're a lot alike, accept bbsy is actually a likeable loser. The two can relate.
(Downstairs with team UDDCB.)
<Christine> I can't believe we lost.
<Draven> I can't believe we're out of coffee....dammit.
<bbsy> Oh fuck you two both.
<Draven> Why you say that?
<bbsy> I'm up for elimination I could go home.
(Upstairs with Tanswell, Simpsons, and *Beep*.)
<Simpsons> So who are you gonna vote for?
<*Beep*> You, no you....no bbsy.
(*Beep* confessional.)
<*Beep*> Finally I have accomplished something with my life and I'm the paymaster I'm in charge I can send anyone home. And I'm guaranteed a spot in the final 7, and that's 6 spots closer to the grand prize.
(Back upstairs.)
<Tanswell> Alright so you're gonna vote of bbsy and next week we gotta win again, and eliminate Uberto or Christine.
<Simpsons> Yeah fuck Uberto and his whole team. Bunch of backstabbers, can't stand them, can't wait to see one of them leave, and that's happening tonight baby.
(Back downstairs.)
<bbsy> Guys I'm nervous what am I gonna do?
<Christine> You can always suck up to *Beep*.
<bbsy> Never I won't degrade myself like that.
(Draven confessional.)
<Draven> For the first time in my life I feel sad for bbsy.
(Back downstairs.)
<Uberto> You just got to be positive, maybe he'll pick either simpsons or tanswell.
(Tanswell confessional.)
<Tanswell> There's no way that fucking loser will pick either me or Simpsons we're the only friends he ever had.
(Elimination time. bbsy, tanswell, and simpsons stand in front of *Beep* while everyone else is sitting.)
(bbsy confessional.)
<bbsy> I will be extremely pissed if I left this house without sleeping with christine or at least seeing her naked.
(Back to elimination.)
<*Beep*> I want to give the first check to Tanswell.
(Tanswell smiles and gets his check he gives jenkin pound and sits with everyone else.)
(bbsy confessional.)
<bbsy> This is not good I have a bad feeling about this.
(Back to elimination.)
<*Beep*> bbsy will you come up here I'd like to give you your check.
(Simpsons looks stunned. bbsy looks relieved and goes up, but before he gets there *Beep* voids his check and gives it to him.)
<*Beep*> They're you go....now fuck off.
(Uberto, Christine, Canedust, and Draven are pissed.)
<Uberto> What the fuck are you doing *Beep*, do you have simpsons or tanswell's hand shoved up your ass making you say shit.
<Christine> And why bbsy? Simpsons and tanswell, you picked him, he never did anything wrong to either of you.
(bbsy runs to christine and tackles her, he tries to kiss her but she resists.)
<bbsy> Christine I'm sorry I can't resist just one kiss.
<Christine> Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine one kiss.
<bbsy> On the lips?
<Christine> Yeah no tongue five seconds.
(bbsy and christine kiss, she pushes him off of her.)
<Christine> I said no tongue.
<bbsy> Sorry couldn't help it.
<Uberto> bbsy, Hasta la bye bye, it's been a lot of fun, oh and don't worry you'll at least get 100,000 dollars dollars when either Christine, Draven, Canedust or me wins.
<Draven> It's been great little buddy, I'm gonna miss you.
<Canedust> Carnage is better.
<bbsy> Oh go fuck yourself.
(bbsy confessional.)
<bbsy> At least I got to kiss christine.
(bbsy leaves.)
(Uberto confessional.)
<Uberto> That sucks lost one of the bros.
(Christine confessional.)
<Christine> Little annoying perv....oh who I'm kidding he's our little annoying perv.
(*Beep* confessional.)
<*Beep*> It's down to seven I saved tanswell and simpsons, they'll do the same the next episode. I believe there's a 75 percent chance of me winning.
(Simpsons confessional.)
<Simpsons> I'm just playing *Beep*, just like everyone else, I'll eliminate him when the times right, but for now team UDDCB I mean team UDDC has got to go.
(Draven confessional.)
<Draven> When the fuck are they gonna get more coffee, you know what if I win the money I'll use my half of the winnings to open up my own coffee shop.
(Tanswell confessional.)
<Tanswell> Once again survived another elimination, this Aussie's gonna win.
(Uberto confessional.)
<Uberto> It's down the to me, christine, draven, and canedust, we're the fab four, these guys and girl are my niggas.
(Canedust confessional.)
<Canedust> Well *Beep* has already eliminated one of the team finally. I want them all out I mean I like them and all but I'm not sharing my 500,000 dollars when I win.
<Canedust> So killalot's gone, I think we should get rid of Simpsons next he is a threat.
<Uberto> As far as I'm concerned Simpsons has never done me or any of us wrong, him and Tanswell I can wait on, we need to get rid of fake and *Beep*, that mother fucker is slithering his way through this whole competition, can't trust him or underestimate him.
<Christine> It's great to finally getting a chance to really hang out.
<Draven> Yeah and how we're an actual team.
<Uberto> I love you guys.
<bbsy> We're all making it the final five.
(Canedust confessional.)
<Canedust> But what happens after that is the question, when all of are enemies are gone and we go to the next elimination what's next. I'm second guessing this alliance, I'm in it to win it, I'll stay in the alliance for now, but this competition is gonna be about canedust, I'm getting that 500,000 cash.
(Uberto confessional.)
<Uberto> I'm down for the alliance all the way, and as the deal goes I will go with my deal and split the cash. But as far as everyone is concerned they can all just pack they're bags, cause I've already won.
(Upstairs Tanswell, Simpsons, Big Fake and *Beep*.)
<*Beep*> We're all targets we need to form an alliance we can do this.
(Fake takes a shot.)
<Fake> I'M DOWN FOR IT CAPTAIN YAAAAAAAAAR.
<Simpsons> Yeah, we need to look out for each other there's five of them and four of us.
<Tanswell> I can't believe my bros from canada and america betrayed me.
(TEAM UDDCB walks in.)
<Tanswell> If it isn't the traitors.
(Draven drinks his fresh hot cup of coffee he throws it *Beep* face after being burned, *Beep* drops to the floor shrieking in pain.
<Uberto> Tanswell no hard feelings it's just the game.
<Fake> Ye gonna be walkin de plank Uberto.
<Uberto> Drink up fake.
<Fake> I will.
(Fake starts chugging down hundred proof smirnoff. Robin comes into the house.)
<bbsy> Is that robin?
<Canedust> From batman.
<Christine> He must be some sort of clue to are challenge or something.
<Robin> Nope just another temp host. Your challenge will be very hard and a lot is going to be on the line. Hopefully you can hang on and endure the challenge.
(Outside there is this big platform in the sky and there's monkey bars, below it is a lake or something.)
<Christine> But I'm afraid of heights.
<Robin> Well here's the rule so listen up there are nine of you left within the next two days it'll be down to seven first person to let go of the monkey bars and fall into the lake loses and is out of here, the last person holding is the paymaster and is immune.
(Draven confessional)
<Draven> It's not like I'm worried at all, once that first person falls I can drop at my leisure and look at the candidate, *Beep* a weak tna nerd that has never done anything athletic in his life, than you have big fake who's always shit faced. I don't see tanswell or simpsons lasting long.
(Uberto confessional)
<Uberto> No worries here, look let's not take are eyes off the prize.
<Christine> But I'm scared!
<Uberto> Well stop being scared.
(They are all up there.)
<Robin> Grab the bar.
<Fake> Which bar?
<Robin> And go.
(Everyone grabs the bar and holds on except big fake falls immediately he lands in the water.)
(Canedust looks stunned in the confessional.)
<Canedust> He just fell like right away what a load off my shoulder.
(Tanswell confessional)
<Tanswell> Fuck there goes one of the members alliance right there, I need to be paymaster but I'm starting to lose my grip.
(Simpsons confessional.)
<Simpsons> About a minute into it I was losing my grip and the view just was terrifying.
(1:30 Draven falls.)
(Draven confessional.) Dammit well I called it anyway that shit with big fake I don't really care there four of my team mates vs 3 other people who aren't even organized. Fuck it I'm safe.)
(2:00 Christine falls.)
(Christine confessional.)
<Christine> I just couldn't hold on any longer. At least I beat my fear of heights.
(3:45 Canedust falls.)
(bbsy confessional.)
<bbsy> Team members are dropping left and right and it's all up to me and Uberto.
(Simpsons falls at 5.)
(Uberto confessional.)
<Uberto> Finally one of them fuckers falls, but how the fuck is *Beep* still holding on? Now it's down to me, bbsy, *Beep*, and tanswell.
(*Beep* confessional.)
<*Beep*> Don't ask how I'm doing it but I guess it's because I weigh like 80 pounds and I'm four foot five.....plus I'm secretly taking roids.
(It's 8 minutes. Uberto confessional.)
<Uberto> It's at this point that I have to sneeze really bad.
(Uberto prepares to sneeze and when he does he lets go of one hand to sneeze into, he then dangles by one hand not being able to reach the bar.)
(Uberto confessional.)
<Uberto> Fuck.
(Uberto drops at 8:50.)
(Uberto confessional.)
<Uberto> Now it's all up to bbsy....greaaat.
(At 10 minutes Tanswell drops.)
(Tanswell confessional.)
<Tanswell> I'm kind of confident in *Beep* the lil dweeb I think he can score a win for our alliance.
(bbsy confessional.)
<bbsy> It's all on me, I can't lose not to *Beep* I just won't.
(15 minutes both are still hanging.)
<bbsy> How the fuck is he doing this? Just fall *Beep* already!
(20 minutes bbsy fingers are slipping. bbsy screams OH SHIIIIIIIT as he falls. Everyone on team UDDCB looked stunned while *Beep* tanswell and simpsons celebrate. Everyone is standing outside of the house now.)
<Robin> Now Fake you gotta go, parting is such sweet sorrow, adios amigo.
(Fake runs to the bar and starts pouring shot after shot and drinking them. The security guards drag fake away who steals a bottle and chugs it.)
<Fake screaming at the bar> I won't leave you never.
(He finishes the bottle and throws it at *Beep* face and it shatters.)
<Fake> YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!
<Canedust> But none of us voted you out, you are just an incompotent drunk.
(Fake is escorted away and leaves.)
<Robin> *Beep* I don't know how you did it but you're the paymaster dude, good for you. You have invincibility. All the others have to go to the voting room to pick who three you have to choose from later on during elimination.)
(Elimination room.)
<Uberto> Alright let's get this over quick. Who wants Simpsons in the bottom three?
<Simpsons> You bastard you said you would have my back until the finals.
<Uberto> This is the finals. We're past halfway. Anywho who votes Simpson?
(Uberto, Christine, bbsy, draven, and canedust raise their hands.)
<Robin> Simpsons is in the bottom three.
<Canedust> What about Tanswell?
(Uberto, Christine, bbsy, draven, and canedust raise their hands.)
<Robin> Tanswell is in the bottom three, one spot left who will it be. Christine?
(No one raises their hands.)
<Robin> Draven?
(No one raises their hands.)
<Robin> Canedust?
(No one raises their hands.)
<Robin> Uberto?
(No one raises their hands.)
<Robin> Really none of them, if you can't come to a conclusion *Beep* will pick the last spot. Wanna revote.
<Tanswell> What about bbsy?
(Tanswell and Simpsons raise their hands.)
<Robin> bbsy you are in the bottom three.
(bbsy confessional.)
<bbsy> I wonder who *Beep* will pick.
(Uberto confessional.)
<Uberto> *Beep* will probably keep bbsy because they're a lot alike, accept bbsy is actually a likeable loser. The two can relate.
(Downstairs with team UDDCB.)
<Christine> I can't believe we lost.
<Draven> I can't believe we're out of coffee....dammit.
<bbsy> Oh fuck you two both.
<Draven> Why you say that?
<bbsy> I'm up for elimination I could go home.
(Upstairs with Tanswell, Simpsons, and *Beep*.)
<Simpsons> So who are you gonna vote for?
<*Beep*> You, no you....no bbsy.
(*Beep* confessional.)
<*Beep*> Finally I have accomplished something with my life and I'm the paymaster I'm in charge I can send anyone home. And I'm guaranteed a spot in the final 7, and that's 6 spots closer to the grand prize.
(Back upstairs.)
<Tanswell> Alright so you're gonna vote of bbsy and next week we gotta win again, and eliminate Uberto or Christine.
<Simpsons> Yeah fuck Uberto and his whole team. Bunch of backstabbers, can't stand them, can't wait to see one of them leave, and that's happening tonight baby.
(Back downstairs.)
<bbsy> Guys I'm nervous what am I gonna do?
<Christine> You can always suck up to *Beep*.
<bbsy> Never I won't degrade myself like that.
(Draven confessional.)
<Draven> For the first time in my life I feel sad for bbsy.
(Back downstairs.)
<Uberto> You just got to be positive, maybe he'll pick either simpsons or tanswell.
(Tanswell confessional.)
<Tanswell> There's no way that fucking loser will pick either me or Simpsons we're the only friends he ever had.
(Elimination time. bbsy, tanswell, and simpsons stand in front of *Beep* while everyone else is sitting.)
(bbsy confessional.)
<bbsy> I will be extremely pissed if I left this house without sleeping with christine or at least seeing her naked.
(Back to elimination.)
<*Beep*> I want to give the first check to Tanswell.
(Tanswell smiles and gets his check he gives jenkin pound and sits with everyone else.)
(bbsy confessional.)
<bbsy> This is not good I have a bad feeling about this.
(Back to elimination.)
<*Beep*> bbsy will you come up here I'd like to give you your check.
(Simpsons looks stunned. bbsy looks relieved and goes up, but before he gets there *Beep* voids his check and gives it to him.)
<*Beep*> They're you go....now fuck off.
(Uberto, Christine, Canedust, and Draven are pissed.)
<Uberto> What the fuck are you doing *Beep*, do you have simpsons or tanswell's hand shoved up your ass making you say shit.
<Christine> And why bbsy? Simpsons and tanswell, you picked him, he never did anything wrong to either of you.
(bbsy runs to christine and tackles her, he tries to kiss her but she resists.)
<bbsy> Christine I'm sorry I can't resist just one kiss.
<Christine> Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine one kiss.
<bbsy> On the lips?
<Christine> Yeah no tongue five seconds.
(bbsy and christine kiss, she pushes him off of her.)
<Christine> I said no tongue.
<bbsy> Sorry couldn't help it.
<Uberto> bbsy, Hasta la bye bye, it's been a lot of fun, oh and don't worry you'll at least get 100,000 dollars dollars when either Christine, Draven, Canedust or me wins.
<Draven> It's been great little buddy, I'm gonna miss you.
<Canedust> Carnage is better.
<bbsy> Oh go fuck yourself.
(bbsy confessional.)
<bbsy> At least I got to kiss christine.
(bbsy leaves.)
(Uberto confessional.)
<Uberto> That sucks lost one of the bros.
(Christine confessional.)
<Christine> Little annoying perv....oh who I'm kidding he's our little annoying perv.
(*Beep* confessional.)
<*Beep*> It's down to seven I saved tanswell and simpsons, they'll do the same the next episode. I believe there's a 75 percent chance of me winning.
(Simpsons confessional.)
<Simpsons> I'm just playing *Beep*, just like everyone else, I'll eliminate him when the times right, but for now team UDDCB I mean team UDDC has got to go.
(Draven confessional.)
<Draven> When the fuck are they gonna get more coffee, you know what if I win the money I'll use my half of the winnings to open up my own coffee shop.
(Tanswell confessional.)
<Tanswell> Once again survived another elimination, this Aussie's gonna win.
(Uberto confessional.)
<Uberto> It's down the to me, christine, draven, and canedust, we're the fab four, these guys and girl are my niggas.
(Canedust confessional.)
<Canedust> Well *Beep* has already eliminated one of the team finally. I want them all out I mean I like them and all but I'm not sharing my 500,000 dollars when I win.
