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Post by ThePunisher_129 on Jan 16, 2009 20:17:10 GMT -5
For those easily offended, grow a pair of balls then come back.
This is for all of those jokes about races, diseases, and certain groups of people (Jews, Emos, jocks, blondes etc)
By the way, if you complain about some of these jokes, get a life. I told you this wasn't for easily offended people.
And I'm diabetic too, so if I can handle jokes like this, so can you.
List as many offensive jokes as you want
Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Q: What is the difference between Obama and Simba?
A: Simba is an african lion, Obama is a lying african.
Q: What do you call a short Mexican?
A: A paragraph, he's too short to be an ese
Q:How do you torture an emo?
A: Trap him in a room with a dull knife
Q: If Obama and an apple fell off a tree which would hit the ground first?
A: The apple, a rope usually catches the nigger
Q: When a black and a mexican is in the same car who is driving?
A: The cop
Q: What's does a diabetic and a drunk have in common?
A: They both get shots every hour
Got anymore? Post them here.
Because somebody has to post a thread like this sooner or later.
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Post by b_Pooly on Jan 16, 2009 20:31:22 GMT -5
you nazi bastard!
that was hilarious!
I will add stuff later
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Post by DRAVEN on Jan 16, 2009 20:39:36 GMT -5
For those easily offended, grow a pair of balls then come back. if Christine grows a pair of balls, i think you are gonna be in trouble. |
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Post by Captain Smiley on Jan 16, 2009 20:43:36 GMT -5
All my offensive jokes only Australians would understand.
And I'd have to remember them.
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Post by b_Pooly on Jan 16, 2009 22:13:17 GMT -5
For those easily offended, grow a pair of balls then come back. if Christine grows a pair of balls, i think you are gonna be in trouble. no, if she grows balls I will throw up. |
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Post by Venom Punk on Jan 16, 2009 22:51:37 GMT -5
Q: What do you call a Mexican kid riding a bike?
A: A thief.
Q: What’s better than winning two gold medals at the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.
Q: Why do black people love basketball?
A: Because it involves their 3 favorite things: Shooting, stealing, and running.
Q: What do you call a woman with one black eye?
A: A fast learner.
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Post by ThePunisher_129 on Jan 17, 2009 10:13:45 GMT -5
Actually the "grow a pair" comment was about you BBSY
Because for some reason it's hard to believe that you are a man. XD
You read comics, sometimes even name yourself after Venom. Comics are for kids. ;D
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Post by b_Pooly on Jan 17, 2009 16:54:32 GMT -5
Actually the "grow a pair" comment was about you BBSY Because for some reason it's hard to believe that you are a man. XD You read comics, sometimes even name yourself after Venom. Comics are for kids. ;D Who told you I love irony? Was it Christine? That big mouth! |
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Post by ThePunisher_129 on Jan 18, 2009 14:48:54 GMT -5
I knew on my own that you like irony.
I'm smart like that.
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jan 18, 2009 14:50:31 GMT -5
Actually the "grow a pair" comment was about you BBSY Because for some reason it's hard to believe that you are a man. XD You read comics, sometimes even name yourself after Venom. Comics are for kids. ;D Who told you I love irony? Was it Christine? That big mouth! I know nothing of your balls..... |
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Post by b_Pooly on Jan 18, 2009 15:14:09 GMT -5
Of course you knew I love irony, Iv'e said it a million times before, why in the hell do you think I put up with pompuss?
Long pauses like that mean you know something else that deals with me though.....
just like that one means I have an idea of what it is...
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Jan 18, 2009 16:12:31 GMT -5
The special olympics joke is so funny I just sent it to my friend.
What's worse than being Australian?
Being and Australian the looks like a Jew.
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Post by BigFaker on Jan 24, 2009 8:03:02 GMT -5
Scientists have discovered that women will at sometime in their life have intelligent DNA in them.
Unfortunately 95 per cent of them spit it out.
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Post by b_Pooly on Jan 24, 2009 8:51:08 GMT -5
Scientists have discovered that women will at sometime in their life have intelligent DNA in them. Unfortunately 95 per cent of them spit it out. LMAO! |
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Post by Captain Smiley on Jan 24, 2009 9:10:30 GMT -5
The special olympics joke is so funny I just sent it to my friend. What's worse than being Australian? Being and Australian the looks like a Jew. I'll find you one day sucka. |
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Post by Synyster Gates on Jan 24, 2009 15:54:59 GMT -5
Q:why do black people have white palms?
A: Because theres a bit of good in everyone.
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Post by b_Pooly on Jan 24, 2009 15:56:18 GMT -5
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Post by ThePunisher_129 on Jan 26, 2009 0:06:02 GMT -5
Q: How do you scare a jew?
A: Trick or treat at their house wearing a Hitler costume
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Post by PLANET Nuke on Feb 1, 2009 2:26:43 GMT -5
Its time for this Nukka to get involved ... this might be long
Why don't women need drivers licenses?
Theirs no street from the bedroom to the kitchen
What do you call a black man with a PHD?
Nigger
What does the KKK and Steroids have in common?
They both make black people run faster
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should already be open when she brings it to you.
How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant?
You shove a banana in her pussy and pull it out. If theirs a bit taken out of it shes pregnant
Whats the difference between a dog lying in the street and a black man lying in the street?
The tire tracks lead up to the dog
What does a blonde woman and a turtle have in common?
If they get on their backs, their fucked.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.
Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is?
Free ham.
Whats the most confusing holiday for black people?
Fathers Day
Why are there so many homes for battered women?
Because they just don't fucking listen!!
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Post by ThePunisher_129 on Mar 15, 2009 19:50:32 GMT -5
I'm stepping the offensiveness up!!!
Q: What's the difference between a black man and white man.
A: About six inches.
Q: What do you call 12 white people jumping off an airplane.
A: Snowflakes.
Q: What do you call a mixed person that is half black and half white?
A: Peanut butter cracker.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead african?
A: The dog was by accident.
Q: What do you call a clean negro?
A: If they existed I would tell you.
Q: What's the difference between an emo and a surgeon?
A: Surgeons cut other people.
Q: When the retard noticed a turd in his toilet what did he say?
A: "Mama! There's a nigger in my toilet!"
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Post by Synyster Gates on Mar 16, 2009 17:15:34 GMT -5
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up
Q: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak
Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same
day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q: How can you tell if a valentine card is from a leper?
A: The tongue's still in the envelope.
Q. What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?
A: Patient
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