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Post by Queen of the Damned on Oct 12, 2008 10:19:55 GMT -5
The horror movie survival list....
List things that horror movies have taught us...
1. Never go into the woods in high heels
2. Don't split up...stay in a group...
3. Don't go up the stairs, just leave!
4. stay out of basements..
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Post by Venom Punk on Oct 12, 2008 19:52:40 GMT -5
7. No matter how slow the killer walks, he will catch up with you at some point.
8. Don't be an asshole to everyone or you'll probably be one of the first people to die.
9. Your little brother might be a psycho killer, so don't underestimate him just because he's a little kid.
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Oct 12, 2008 21:31:18 GMT -5
10. Bring an extra flash light, yours will break..
11. don't dance on graves at night..
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Post by canedust on Oct 13, 2008 2:12:23 GMT -5
12. Heed the crazy old woman's warning. Unless they're just a crazy old woman. (2 karma points to anyone who names that movie)
13. Do not lean over to check on the murderer you just shot.
14. Token black characters will only survive if they become self-aware of their token-ness.
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Post by b_Pooly on Oct 13, 2008 13:12:08 GMT -5
12. Frighteners...?
15. sex + alcohol+ woods = death.
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Post by canedust on Oct 13, 2008 15:29:30 GMT -5
Not even close.
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Post by b_Pooly on Oct 14, 2008 10:39:01 GMT -5
Is it one I would have seen? I mean one from the 80's and 90's? also, you do know to subtract 2 points from my karma if I'm correct right?
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Post by canedust on Oct 14, 2008 14:31:42 GMT -5
It came out this decade.
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Post by b_Pooly on Oct 17, 2008 7:23:30 GMT -5
Now I'm curious...
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Post by canedust on Oct 17, 2008 9:28:17 GMT -5
It had a sequel, with another to come apparently.
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Post by b_Pooly on Oct 17, 2008 9:43:04 GMT -5
Doesn't sound like I've seen it...was it good?
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Post by canedust on Oct 17, 2008 17:32:00 GMT -5
16. If more than 2 Americans travel more than 5 hours, odds are they'll be viciously tortured and killed.
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Post by b_Pooly on Oct 20, 2008 8:41:55 GMT -5
17. If you here a cell phone ringing from inside a Zigurat in the jungles of Mexico run like hell and stay away from the plant life!
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Post by canedust on Oct 20, 2008 16:08:15 GMT -5
18. It doesnt matter how friendly you are, the hillbillies are inbred and will kill you.
(It was Jeepers Creepers, bbsy.)
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Post by b_Pooly on Oct 20, 2008 21:06:20 GMT -5
lmao! I saw that too, but I hated it so much I blocked it out..the sequal was a thousand times worse...I didn't think 10x worse was even possible!
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