What movies have taught us.

[Georgiboy]

55. Uzi's do not run out of ammunition until everyone is dead.

56. If your daughter is being held hostage on an island, you should blow up every building on that island except one, because chances are she'll be in that one.

57. Upon being blown up by a hand grenade, one does an acrobatic somersault.

58. When punching muscle-bound ex-commandos it is important to release high pitch effeminate screeches when landing your blows.

59. Ex-commando's wear leather pants and chain mail.

60. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.

61. He lied.

[canedust]

62. Never accept a ride from Kathy Bates.

[THE Man They Call Uberto]

63. No matter what you do to him, Jason will never die,
64. If you smoke pot in a horror film, you are likely to die.
65. If you have sex you will die.
66. At the very end the last person alive will systematically and conviently find the bodies of his/her(usually her) friends scattered throughout the house and neighborhood.
67. The greatest scene in cinematic history is when quint is eating by jaws.
68. Quint is the baddest mother fucking fisherman ALIVE.

[canedust]

But Quint's dead.

[b_Pooly]

I forgot how he died...but Jason's sleeping bag kills are the best...this is undebateable.

[canedust]

lol, especially if people are in the bags at the time.

[b_Pooly]

69. Don't let a lesbian be your secretary, she will invite a chick to sleep in your office and said chick will steal private information.

[canedust]

70. Evil wood nymphs make terrible nannies.