Post by BigFaker on Feb 13, 2009 22:23:30 GMT -5
Jack goes into a bar and asks the bartender "What's your best lager?"
The bartender replies, "Erm, probably the Stella Artois"
"Aye, go on then, I'll have a pint of that" Jack replies.
"That's a good pint" Jack thinks, so he orders Stella for the rest of the night and leaves at closing time.
The next day Jack comes back into the bar and the bartender says "Another pint of Stella, mate?"
"Nah" replies Jack, "I was drinking Stella all night last night and I ended up fucking skint, Give me a pint of Carling instead"
"But Carlings no cheaper than the Stella here, you'll only be spending the same amount!"
"No, you don't understand" says Jack, "Skint's the name of my dog..."
The bartender replies, "Erm, probably the Stella Artois"
"Aye, go on then, I'll have a pint of that" Jack replies.
"That's a good pint" Jack thinks, so he orders Stella for the rest of the night and leaves at closing time.
The next day Jack comes back into the bar and the bartender says "Another pint of Stella, mate?"
"Nah" replies Jack, "I was drinking Stella all night last night and I ended up fucking skint, Give me a pint of Carling instead"
"But Carlings no cheaper than the Stella here, you'll only be spending the same amount!"
"No, you don't understand" says Jack, "Skint's the name of my dog..."
