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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 8, 2008 21:49:51 GMT -5
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
-calvin and hobbes
"A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day."
-calvin and hobbes
"It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw."
-calvin and hobbes
"Where do we keep all our chainsaws, Mom?"
-calvin and hobbes
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
-calvin and hobbes
"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."
-calvin and hobbes
"Its no use! Everybody gets good enemies except me."
-calvin and hobbes
"I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... Procrastinating and rationalizing."
-calvin and hobbes
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
-calvin and hobbes
"Pissing off one woman is humorous, pissing off two is suicide!"
- Unknown
"Women, the cause of all of man's problems, but they are great to look at ;D"
- Unknown
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jul 8, 2008 22:14:10 GMT -5
""Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers."
~ "
Calvin and Hobbes
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jul 8, 2008 22:16:28 GMT -5
"Dear Santa. Why is your operation located at the North Pole? I'm guessing cheap elf labour, lower environmental standards, and tax breaks. Is this really the example you want to set for us impressionable kids? ...My plan is to put him on the defensive before he considers how good I've been."
Calvin and Hobbes
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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 8, 2008 22:18:41 GMT -5
"Dear Santa. Why is your operation located at the North Pole? I'm guessing cheap elf labour, lower environmental standards, and tax breaks. Is this really the example you want to set for us impressionable kids? ...My plan is to put him on the defensive before he considers how good I've been." Calvin and Hobbes lol |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jul 8, 2008 22:24:29 GMT -5
[ Insults between Lady Astor & Winston Churchill ]
"Sir, if I were married to you, I would serve you posion in your wine."
"Madam, if I were married to you, I would drink it."
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jul 8, 2008 22:41:21 GMT -5
"Pamela Anderson revealed all the taste and refinement of a hooker on holiday."
- Joan Collins, on fashion at the Oscars
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jul 8, 2008 22:48:35 GMT -5
"I've never met her but everyone says she is really rude and arrogant. If he's stuck with the shrew, I hope he screws everything that's not tied down."
- Joan Rivers, on Victoria and David Beckham
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jul 8, 2008 22:56:15 GMT -5
"Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign."
Milton Berle
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Post by thepunisher02 on Jul 9, 2008 14:49:35 GMT -5
"BBSY sure does suck"- Everybody  |
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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 9, 2008 16:29:23 GMT -5
"BBSY sure does suck"- Everybody I don't recall ever hearing that, have any sources? |
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Post by DRAVEN on Jul 9, 2008 16:36:52 GMT -5
"BBSY sure does suck"- Everybody I don't recall ever hearing that, have any sources?  |
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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 9, 2008 18:05:29 GMT -5
well, where is the source?
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Jul 9, 2008 18:50:03 GMT -5
"The Jews were the cause of every war." Mel Gibson.
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Post by DRAVEN on Jul 10, 2008 9:42:35 GMT -5
well, where is the source? me...i said it. I'm pretty sure I heard Diddy say it the other day too... |
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Jul 10, 2008 10:53:47 GMT -5
Unkown.
"Once you go black, you never go back."
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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 10, 2008 16:41:54 GMT -5
well, where is the source? me...i said it. I'm pretty sure I heard Diddy say it the other day too... So? You are Canadian...and married, your opinion does not matter, your wife's does, but she doesn't know me. |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jul 12, 2008 21:33:19 GMT -5
"I'm not messy. I'm organizationally challenged !"
Garfield
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jul 12, 2008 21:33:54 GMT -5
"If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider."
Garfield
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jul 12, 2008 21:36:05 GMT -5
"His I.Q. is so low you can't test it. You have to dig for it."
-Garfield
I think we know posters on IMDb that fit this....lol
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jul 12, 2008 21:51:47 GMT -5
Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Winston Churchill
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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 12, 2008 22:51:45 GMT -5
"If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider." Garfield Replace stupider with dumber, and you have my philosophy in high school and college, lol. |
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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 24, 2008 15:01:50 GMT -5
"I'm an agent of chaos."
-Joker
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Post by phoenix48 on Jul 24, 2008 16:08:48 GMT -5
"He is a pimp, and pimps don't commit suicide"
- Southland Tales
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Jul 24, 2008 18:35:32 GMT -5
"HA-HA" Nelson Muntz.
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Post by Bbsy_is_Jellytick on Jul 28, 2008 14:35:28 GMT -5
"If I tell the press that tomorrow a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will get blown up, nobody panics. But when I say one little old mayor will die, everyone loses their minds!!"-The Joker
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Post by canedust on Jul 29, 2008 0:39:58 GMT -5
"Never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee" John Donne
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Post by canedust on Aug 12, 2008 5:27:11 GMT -5
Okay, maybe the morose quote killed the thread.
Something in the opposite direction then..
Bender (offering 'Fathers Against Rude Television' an alternative to censorship).
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the tv, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
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Post by canedust on Aug 16, 2008 19:09:26 GMT -5
Calvin: Today for Show and Tell, I've brought a tiny marvel of nature: a single snowflake. I think we might all learn a lesson from how this utterly unique and exquisite crystal... turns into an ordinary, boring molecule of water, just like every other one, when you bring it in the classroom. And now, while the analogy sinks in, I'll be leaving you drips and going outside.
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