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Post by Captain Smiley on Jun 24, 2008 5:33:15 GMT -5
I predict QLD to win the third and deciding game of the origin by another big margin and i know they'll do it because i will be there live in attendance so surley they will win it just for me.
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Post by canedust on Jun 25, 2008 1:36:36 GMT -5
Or they'll throw the game, just to see the look on your face.
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Post by Captain Smiley on Jun 25, 2008 7:13:39 GMT -5
I dont think they dislike me as much as the posters of a few wrestling forums do so they wont throw the game.
And BTW i have decided never to mention any of this off topic garbage that seems to fire everyone up and has bbsy sending me threating PM's. So as far as i'm concerned none of us ever posted off topic.
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Post by Captain Smiley on Jun 25, 2008 10:00:00 GMT -5
I love these Origin jokes
One very sensible boy
Federal Court Ruling from the Melbourne Age , Australia (AP)
A seven year old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the NEW SOUTH WALES state of origin team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
Dad's occupation
Edward was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what there fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc. But Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Edward aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Edward, "He plays football for NSW State of Origin side, but I was just too embarrassed to say."
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Post by Captain Smiley on Jun 25, 2008 10:00:53 GMT -5
Two boys in Brisbane playing football when one of the boys is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar, and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A Courier Mail reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Lions Fan Saves Friend >From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
But I'm not a Lions fan," the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we are in Brisbane just assumed you were," says the reporter, and he starts again.
"Bronco's Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," ! he jots in his notebook.
"I'm not a Bronco fan either," the boy responds.
The reporter starts again: "Maroons supporter risks life in heroic rescue"
"I'm not a Maroons fan either," the boy responds.
"I assumed everyone in Brisbane was either for the Lions, Broncos or the Maroons.
What team do you cheer for?" the reporter asks.
"We are both from Sydney and I'm a Blue's fan," the boy says.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
"Little Redneck Cockroach Vandalises Fence and Kills Beloved Family Pet."
Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps?
They had pictures of NSW players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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Post by canedust on Jun 26, 2008 0:07:46 GMT -5
Now it'll really be funny if NSW win.
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Post by Captain Smiley on Jun 26, 2008 3:37:19 GMT -5
Why i'm sure NSW uses the exact same jokes anyway but i actually think there pretty good jokes.
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Post by Captain Smiley on Jun 29, 2008 8:48:49 GMT -5
QUEENSLANDER!
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Post by canedust on Jul 2, 2008 7:15:23 GMT -5
Awesome, another year before I need to hear about Origin again.
QLD/NSW shouldn't bicker, we should come together against Victoria.
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Post by Captain Smiley on Jul 3, 2008 3:04:42 GMT -5
QUEENSLAND 16 defeat NSW 10  And i have to say being there live with 79000 other people was absolutly awesome i have never experincenced anything like that in my life. And lets get ready for 09 when QLD begins a Dynasty and becomes the first team ever to win 4 straight series! |
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