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Post by spirithunter on Apr 9, 2009 17:04:00 GMT -5
Sheer Nightgown
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the best, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at noon. Closed coffin.
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Post by Synyster Gates on Apr 9, 2009 17:08:32 GMT -5
Did she kill him or herself?
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Post by DRAVEN on Apr 9, 2009 17:13:24 GMT -5
Sheer Nightgown A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the best, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.' She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!' He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at noon. Closed coffin. i heard one somewhat similar once, only it involved the wife making the purchase, and it was of crotchless pantyhose...she went home, put them on, and straddled her husband, saying "so, do ya want some of this?"...to which he replied... "God no, it already ate through your pantyhose!"
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Post by b_Pooly on Apr 9, 2009 17:51:13 GMT -5
lol
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Post by kaasa on Apr 9, 2009 18:06:01 GMT -5
Yeah I'm not following you....
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Post by b_Pooly on Apr 9, 2009 18:32:44 GMT -5
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Apr 9, 2009 18:47:36 GMT -5
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Post by BigFaker on Apr 9, 2009 18:49:26 GMT -5
Oh God, That is legendary
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Post by moneyinthebank on Apr 9, 2009 23:04:23 GMT -5
Where did she hide the gun ?
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Post by BeccaThanYOU on Apr 10, 2009 5:29:55 GMT -5
Where did she hide the gun ? Do you really need that question answering!?!
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Post by kaasa on Apr 10, 2009 15:54:09 GMT -5
*Raises Hand*
I Do.
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