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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 20, 2008 15:38:27 GMT -5
Umberto is up next, but basically this thread will go the way the Joker did it in the movie. Someone will ask the question, another would respond and then the person will explain how. It does kind of kill it if you didn't watch the movie first, but w/e, lol.
By the way, Umberto goes first becauseI started this in another thread, Dust asked how, I told him and then Umberto asked if I wanted to know about his scars.
by the way, Umberto, please be gentle, it's my first time. ;D
By the way, to everyone else all I have left to say is:"TA-DA!"
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Post by phoenix48 on Jul 21, 2008 14:49:03 GMT -5
While waiting for Umberto, I'm doing a practice one.
You know, you remind me of my brother. You see, my brother, he was a strange strange man. He would always do this violent things to whomever he wanted. One day, my brother came home and went into the back. I decided to go back there and hang out with him. When I opened the back door, I saw a cat hanging from a tree on fire as his girlfriend cried. He asked her, "What the matter?" He cut her once across the chest. "Whats the matter?" Another cut on her cheek. "Whats the matter?" Another cut on nose. ""Whats the matter?" The next cut he did was lower, and she stopped crying. He then turned to me. I was obviously upset, and he said "I can't stand downers. LETS PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE" He put the knife in my mouth......and he put a little pressure on it, and he asked me "WHY SO SERIOUS?". He turned to the other side, and said "WHY SO SERIOUS?". This time he cut. And then the other side. Laughing the whole time........
So, WHY SO SERIOUS?. HAHAHA....WHY...SO...SERIOUS?!
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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 21, 2008 15:18:04 GMT -5
pretty good.
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Jul 22, 2008 11:16:40 GMT -5
Why are you looking at these scars? Do they frighten you? I'm sure they do as I can see the fear in your eyes. But there's a funny story to these scars. It was WWE Unforgiven 2006. It was the main event, edge was champion cena was the challenger. It was a tables ladders and chairs match. 20 minutes in I thought edge stood a chance of winning he's on top of the ladder going for the belt, but wait super man? He bolts up the ladder and FU'S Edge through two table the sight of cena holding that belt again put a real frown on my face, my father always said to always smile, so I took his words of advice and gave myself a permanent smile. So that covers these two scars. These forehead scars are from every succesful raw title defense cena had, The scars on under my eyes are from when John Cena beat Umaga twice who was undefeated at the time, once at the new years revolution, the other at the royal rumble in a last man standing match, how do you beat the samoan bulldozer in that kind of match, the fu ain't that powerful you know. But you see this huge scar around my neck.....remember wrestlemania 23 HBK was beating THE SHIT out of that jabroni cena, he was really giving it to him, but then out of nowhere cena hits him with the STFU for the second time and michaels tapped, I was devastated. Than at backlash cena wins because HBK superkicks him and his head lands on a downed edge, that explains the nose. Than at judgement day and one night stand cena beats the great fucking khali with the fu and stfu. A poorly executed stfu. Thats how I got the chin scars. Than at vengeance night of champions He beat five motha fucking people in 10 minutes, making foley, lashley, booker, and orton look like complete and total idiots. He fu'd foley my Idol, so thats why I'm missing some of my eye brows. GAB bobby lashley dominates the match cena hits a total of five moves and beats lashley, that's how I got the lip scar, I'm getting tired, I continued to cut myself after every title win and match win he had. Until that fateful day where kennedy injured him I was grinning like a mad man, cena won 100 out of his 115 televised matches that year, and as you can see I have many scars to prove it. Now wanna see me make this pencil dissapear?
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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 22, 2008 11:39:31 GMT -5
Only if the trick ends with "TA-DA!"
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Post by canedust on Jul 23, 2008 1:00:15 GMT -5
I think we're destined to play this game forever.
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Post by phoenix48 on Jul 23, 2008 12:54:54 GMT -5
^Yep, because you all just...COMMPLETE me!
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