Post by PLANET Nuke on May 6, 2009 23:59:29 GMT -5
A boy comes home at 4 am. He tries to open the door quietly when it swings wide open and standing in front of him is his furious father.
"What in the world could you be doing out at this ungodly hour? What kind of excuse have you got for me?!"
"Dad, I'm not gonna lie to you ... I had sex for the first time tonight."
The dad is stunned. His anger turns to joy. He grabs his son and takes him the kitchen. He opens the fridge and pulls out two beers. Opens both and hands them to his son.
"Son, you finally became a man tonight. You should drink that up. Now, did you use a condom? You have to be safe in this world."
"Of course dad. I put the condom on myself."
"Excellent! Do you have any questions for your old man?"
"Actually, just one. When will my asshole stop hurting?"
"What in the world could you be doing out at this ungodly hour? What kind of excuse have you got for me?!"
"Dad, I'm not gonna lie to you ... I had sex for the first time tonight."
The dad is stunned. His anger turns to joy. He grabs his son and takes him the kitchen. He opens the fridge and pulls out two beers. Opens both and hands them to his son.
"Son, you finally became a man tonight. You should drink that up. Now, did you use a condom? You have to be safe in this world."
"Of course dad. I put the condom on myself."
"Excellent! Do you have any questions for your old man?"
"Actually, just one. When will my asshole stop hurting?"
