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Post by phoenix48 on Jul 26, 2008 1:22:57 GMT -5
www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,391522,00.html
MILWAUKEE — A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start. Keith Walendowski, 56, was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.
According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski said he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning. He told police quote, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."
A woman who lives at Walendowski's house reported the incident. She said he was intoxicated.
Walendowski could face up to an $11,000 fine and six years and three months in prison if convicted.
A call to Walendowski's home went unanswered Friday morning.When reached for comment Master Shake said "He did what? GOOD! LET ME ACTUALLY CARE AFTER THESE COMMERCIAL MESSAGES!" and slammed the door.
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Post by Captain Smiley on Jul 26, 2008 1:55:08 GMT -5
That lawn mower got what it deserved.
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Post by canedust on Jul 26, 2008 2:22:34 GMT -5
You cant prosecute for doing dumb stuff when drunk.
And Shake only said that because Assisted Living Dracula was on.
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Jul 26, 2008 3:15:13 GMT -5
Well, I suppose the punishment is more fair than the guy that got arrested for having sex with a picnic table.
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Post by Captain Smiley on Jul 26, 2008 6:25:15 GMT -5
Wait it's against the law to have sex with a picnic table?
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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 26, 2008 8:44:05 GMT -5
America sucks, you can't kill the wife, screw the picnic table, or shoot the lawn mower while in a drunk rage.
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Post by Captain Smiley on Jul 26, 2008 9:14:21 GMT -5
Man I'm so glad i live in Australia were it's totally acceptable to have sex with a picnic table otherwise id have a lifetime jail sentence.
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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 26, 2008 9:51:59 GMT -5
Well, as long as you get your wood.
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Jul 26, 2008 10:52:48 GMT -5
The man was also accused of going into his neighbor's frickin pool!
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Post by Captain Smiley on Jul 26, 2008 11:05:40 GMT -5
whats a matter with that?
I have sex with a picnic table in my neighbors pool all the time although i have only shot there mower twice.
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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 26, 2008 11:21:58 GMT -5
whats a matter with that? I have sex with a picnic table in my neighbors pool all the time although i have only shot there mower twice. Shot the mower twice? was the tsble jealous? |
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Post by Captain Smiley on Jul 26, 2008 11:26:58 GMT -5
No the table is cool with it.
Infact one night i got really drunk and me the table and the mower got in the neighbors pool and we............................... well i'll leave this story for a more suitable board.
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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 26, 2008 14:32:43 GMT -5
Seeing as this is Christine's message board, would a more suitable board for such discussion be her ironing board?
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Post by phoenix48 on Jul 26, 2008 15:39:22 GMT -5
The man was also accused of going into his neighbor's frickin pool! The neighbor had this to say "We live in America, which used to be a good country until they started letting people like him do whatever it is they want." When asked why he didn't call the police about the poll incident he replied "Yeah they stopped taking my calls long ago. I just had to wait for the police to show up one day and catch them then". |
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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 26, 2008 16:05:57 GMT -5
Now that's awesome, lol!
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Post by canedust on Jul 26, 2008 16:35:16 GMT -5
whats a matter with that? I have sex with a picnic table in my neighbors pool all the time although i have only shot there mower twice. Cocroaches..... |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Jul 27, 2008 3:22:32 GMT -5
Wait it's against the law to have sex with a picnic table? Maybe it was made out of 10 year old pine. I'm curious before going at the table do you at least pretend it consented? Do you do anything to persuade it or is it always in the mood? Do you and your neighbors ever table-swap? |
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Post by Captain Smiley on Jul 27, 2008 5:51:22 GMT -5
Of course it is consented i take it on romantic dinners were we eat on other tables and eat and then we go home and go swimming in the neighbors pool and one thing leads to another. and no i do not swap tables with my neighbors if i feel the need for a diffrent table i just go to a local park and sweet talk the public tables.
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Post by canedust on Jul 27, 2008 6:03:54 GMT -5
Dont you worry about splinters? Or catching a bad case of termites?
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Post by Captain Smiley on Jul 27, 2008 7:00:59 GMT -5
Nah it's a pretty smooth table so no splinters and when i finish i go play in my ant farm and all the ants eat the termites.
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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 27, 2008 9:08:09 GMT -5
interestingly creepy.
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jul 27, 2008 22:09:41 GMT -5
You cant prosecute for doing dumb stuff when drunk. And Shake only said that because Assisted Living Dracula was on. mmmm, only in Australia do they allow you to get away with doing drunk dumb stuff thats illegal lol   |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jul 27, 2008 22:10:55 GMT -5
Seeing as this is Christine's message board, would a more suitable board for such discussion be her ironing board? why did I get brought into this???  |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jul 27, 2008 22:11:58 GMT -5
America sucks, you can't kill the wife, screw the picnic table, or shoot the lawn mower while in a drunk rage. :-[screw any tables lately bbsy?  |
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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 27, 2008 22:33:57 GMT -5
why did I get brought into this??? With my infinite wisdom, I was able to predict this: :-[screw any tables lately bbsy? I was refering to JT by the way, nice job keeping up. edit: preemptive strikes are cool aren't they? |
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Post by canedust on Jul 28, 2008 1:17:25 GMT -5
Hey, Dubya went awol from the National Guard on a 3-year bender, and got away with it.
Wonder if I could do that at my job.....
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Post by Captain Smiley on Jul 28, 2008 3:56:08 GMT -5
I could not as if KFC would ever give me the sack.
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Post by canedust on Jul 28, 2008 6:25:26 GMT -5
Sneak in Whoppers, and slip them into the KFC wrappers. Maybe that would do it.
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Post by Captain Smiley on Jul 28, 2008 8:23:14 GMT -5
No Hungry Jacks in Parkes and people would rather whoppers then KFC anyway. I honestly dont know why people like KFC it tastes like shit.
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Post by phoenix48 on Jul 28, 2008 12:38:55 GMT -5
Hey, Dubya went awol from the National Guard on a 3-year bender, and got away with it. Wonder if I could do that at my job..... Orton has decided not to try it as his new job....I wouldn't push my luck. |
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