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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Jul 31, 2008 11:01:11 GMT -5
First time drinking at the bar I had a great time listened to some local bands, got pretty damn drunk, and the bartender was pretty hot, she asked us if we were 21 I told her I was 25 even though I'm 18 she just gave me a look like yeah right. It was a good night overall don't remember anything from when I got home last night.
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Post by soda on Jul 31, 2008 11:55:41 GMT -5
Congrats?
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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 31, 2008 12:58:33 GMT -5
LMAO!
edit: good for you by the way.
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Jul 31, 2008 14:20:25 GMT -5
There was a door on the floor for the basement and the bartender kept walking up and down it, I asked her what was down there she said orphans.
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Post by DRAVEN on Jul 31, 2008 16:31:24 GMT -5
There was a door on the floor for the basement and the bartender kept walking up and down it, I asked her what was down there she said orphans. THAT was your opening....you should have gotten teary-eyed and said that you were an orphan, and BAM...Uberto is gettin' himself some sweet, sweet bartender lovin'! |
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Jul 31, 2008 16:39:36 GMT -5
You know I thought of that today, she was slamming too, I'm gonna go back there again some day. Just gotta hope she's working there.
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Post by soda on Jul 31, 2008 17:05:01 GMT -5
There was a door on the floor for the basement and the bartender kept walking up and down it, I asked her what was down there she said orphans. Good, little basturds deserve it. |
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Post by bigfaker on Aug 8, 2008 11:25:20 GMT -5
There was a door on the floor for the basement and the bartender kept walking up and down it, I asked her what was down there she said orphans. Good, little basturds deserve it. Agreed. |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Aug 8, 2008 23:44:12 GMT -5
Disagreed. It's only okay to store the ugly or handicapped orphans in basements. The others should be put on display, in a soundproof room.
That's a way better first bar experience than mine. As mine really just involved getting beer dumped on me and being followed around by a ridiculously short guy that barely spoke English.
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Post by bigfaker on Aug 9, 2008 6:50:57 GMT -5
That's a way better first bar experience than mine. As mine really just involved getting beer dumped on me and being followed around by a ridiculously short guy that barely spoke English. Well... if you will holiday in Sheffield... |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Aug 9, 2008 23:42:39 GMT -5
They banned short people?
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Post by bigfaker on Aug 10, 2008 7:57:44 GMT -5
I can't think of a city that would allow such... freaks...
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Aug 10, 2008 12:12:28 GMT -5
Randy Newman hates short people.
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Aug 11, 2008 0:55:11 GMT -5
I can't think of a city that would allow such... freaks... If they keep out curl hair too I might just move. |
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Post by Captain Smiley on Aug 12, 2008 2:22:12 GMT -5
Short people are afraid to go to pubs in Australia.
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