Post by spirithunter on Jun 20, 2009 19:45:21 GMT -5
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads
for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud,
blood-curdling scream is heard from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud
scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to
investigate why the drunk is screaming.
'What's all the screaming about in there?
You're scaring the customers!'
'I'm just sitting here on the toilet and
every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell
out of my testicles.'
With that, the bartender opens the door,
looks in and says....'You idiot!.. You're sitting on the mop bucket!'
for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud,
blood-curdling scream is heard from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud
scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to
investigate why the drunk is screaming.
'What's all the screaming about in there?
You're scaring the customers!'
'I'm just sitting here on the toilet and
every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell
out of my testicles.'
With that, the bartender opens the door,
looks in and says....'You idiot!.. You're sitting on the mop bucket!'
