Post by spirithunter on Jul 2, 2009 19:40:25 GMT -5
I voted Democrat because I love the
fact that I can now marry whatever I want.
I've decided to marry my horse.
I voted Democrat because I believe oil
companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas
are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon
of gas at 15% isn't.
I voted Democrat because I believe the
government will do a better job of spending the
money I earn than I would.
I voted Democrat because Freedom of
speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I voted Democrat because When we pull
out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop
what they are doing because they now think we are
good people.
I voted Democrat because I'm way
too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that
my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers, thieves and other responsible folks with guns.
I voted Democrat because I believe
that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday
can tell us that the polar ice caps will
melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I voted Democrat because I'm not
concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies
so long as we survivors keep all death row inmates alive.
I voted Democrat because I think
illegal aliens have a right to free health care,
education and Social Security benefits.
I voted Democrat because I believe
that business should not be allowed to make profits
for themselves. They need to break even and give
the rest away to the government for redistribution as the
democrats see fit.
I voted Democrat because I believe
liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every
few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.
I voted Democrat because
My head is so firmly planted up my
ass that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another
point of view.
fact that I can now marry whatever I want.
I've decided to marry my horse.
I voted Democrat because I believe oil
companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas
are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon
of gas at 15% isn't.
I voted Democrat because I believe the
government will do a better job of spending the
money I earn than I would.
I voted Democrat because Freedom of
speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I voted Democrat because When we pull
out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop
what they are doing because they now think we are
good people.
I voted Democrat because I'm way
too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that
my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers, thieves and other responsible folks with guns.
I voted Democrat because I believe
that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday
can tell us that the polar ice caps will
melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I voted Democrat because I'm not
concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies
so long as we survivors keep all death row inmates alive.
I voted Democrat because I think
illegal aliens have a right to free health care,
education and Social Security benefits.
I voted Democrat because I believe
that business should not be allowed to make profits
for themselves. They need to break even and give
the rest away to the government for redistribution as the
democrats see fit.
I voted Democrat because I believe
liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every
few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.
I voted Democrat because
My head is so firmly planted up my
ass that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another
point of view.
