Great TV quotes

[b_Pooly]

List any great quotes you hear on tv here... I'll probably fill this up with House quotes ;D

But to start off a quote from Burn Notice.... though it's only funny if you know the context it was said in: "That bitch is an Alien!"

[BigFaker]

"Why should we, the country that produced Shakespeare, Christopher Wren, and those are just the people on our banknotes for Christ's sake, cower down to the countries that produced Hitler, Napoleon, the Mafia, and the the the, the the the, the the the Smurfs!" - Alan B'Stard in The New Statesman