Post by Crimson Phantasm on Jul 18, 2009 13:00:15 GMT -5
What are your funny gaming experiences? My fun ones mostly came from RE4, GTA, or Metal Gear
I remember my 2nd playthrough. I'm fucking around with Dr. Salvador, making him follow me into the house and I was on one side of the bed and he was on the other. Must've been a glitch but I was teasing him. He kept swinging his chainsaw at me from the other side of the bed with his "ARGHHHH!" grunt.
Next thing I know, he knows wtf he's doing wrong, and he starts running to the opposite side of the bed where I was, and I was like "Oh shit!" and started shooting as his face but was unable to kill him in time and he sliced my head right off.
I remember when I first faced the dude, I ran upstairs and stared at him from atop the tin roof, thinking he wouldn't get me up there. I reload, look down to see what he's doing and he's vanished. I uttered a "fuck" and I got paranoid because I hear the chainsaw buzzing getting closer, and before I had a chance to turn around he made mince meat out of me.
And the fucking Regenerators! I shot the dude in the kneecap, not thinking he would get up, but he jumped at me like a fish out of water and ate my neck.
Those priests also piss me off in the castle, always muttering Morir es Vivir. I am pretty deaf, so I misheard them as "Your mom has STDs"
As for Metal Gear Solid 3
Volgin. Stubborn son of a bitch wouldn't seem to die. I first fought him, didn't know wtf to do because he blocked every shot I had to offer. He killed me 4 times before I found his weakness. Fake Death Pill is a cheap shot, and dressing up as Raikov is a cheap shot, but I blasted the guy twice with an RPG.
So I think it's over. Cutscene. GOTTA FACE HIM AGAIN! So I just pump him with bullsh!t so it eventually is over.
After I escape with EVA, come to find out he's in a f'ng tank, or Shagohod or whatever bullshit chasing after me trying to drill me!
So I get away from him. I think it's over.
NOPE! ASSHOLE IS BACK AND IS CHASING ME ON THE RUNWAY WITH HIS BIGASS TANK AND ROCKET BOOSTERS, CLOSING IN ON ME!
But I made it! It's over! What a relief. I'm just gonna make some chocolate milk to celebrate.
NOPE! RUNWAY PART 2, MOTHAFUCKA
So that goes on, I'm just unloading on the tank to get it the fck away from me, so I eventually escape the runway. Now we make it to a bridge where EVA said she planted some explosives on the bridge and I had to shoot it in the nic of time. The shithead is on the bridge so I shoot him! WTF!? Bitch tells me it's too soon and Mission Failed!
So I try it again! I have to do it until he basically makes it OVER the bridge and EVA won't shut up about telling me "BUT IT'S NOT HERE YET!" "KEEP YOUR AIM STEADY! KEEP YOUR AIM STEADY!" "NOT HERE YET!" "OMG HE'S HERE!"
So I fire. His soviet comrades go into the water and half his tank does. I think it's over. For real this time. Now... about my chocolate milk...
NOPE! His tank is some transformer sh!t and comes right at me again! By this point I'm nearly in angry tears chanting for him to die die die. I don't know what to do and get killed dozens of times, but then I realize I have to shoot his treads. I succeed. Wow. That was intense. His tank is done for.
BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE! HE POWERS IT WITH ELECTRICITY AND IT'S ROUND 2! HOLY SHIT! What do I have to DO to get rid of this guy?!!!
So I have to repeat shooting the treads then shoot him on top of the tank. Finally beat the bastard but here comes a cutscene. It's raining and lightning badly and I think it's gonna be round infinity because I was so sure he was gonna absorb that lightning in his body and go again. Luckily the bastard killed himself before I went apeshit. It was a shame because I wanted him to die by my hands. A brutal killing, slitting his throat or something I always did to his henchmen. I was so pissed off at this, fuck the chocolate milk, I nearly went into my kitchen to smash some plates.
I remember my 2nd playthrough. I'm fucking around with Dr. Salvador, making him follow me into the house and I was on one side of the bed and he was on the other. Must've been a glitch but I was teasing him. He kept swinging his chainsaw at me from the other side of the bed with his "ARGHHHH!" grunt.
Next thing I know, he knows wtf he's doing wrong, and he starts running to the opposite side of the bed where I was, and I was like "Oh shit!" and started shooting as his face but was unable to kill him in time and he sliced my head right off.
I remember when I first faced the dude, I ran upstairs and stared at him from atop the tin roof, thinking he wouldn't get me up there. I reload, look down to see what he's doing and he's vanished. I uttered a "fuck" and I got paranoid because I hear the chainsaw buzzing getting closer, and before I had a chance to turn around he made mince meat out of me.
And the fucking Regenerators! I shot the dude in the kneecap, not thinking he would get up, but he jumped at me like a fish out of water and ate my neck.
Those priests also piss me off in the castle, always muttering Morir es Vivir. I am pretty deaf, so I misheard them as "Your mom has STDs"
As for Metal Gear Solid 3
Volgin. Stubborn son of a bitch wouldn't seem to die. I first fought him, didn't know wtf to do because he blocked every shot I had to offer. He killed me 4 times before I found his weakness. Fake Death Pill is a cheap shot, and dressing up as Raikov is a cheap shot, but I blasted the guy twice with an RPG.
So I think it's over. Cutscene. GOTTA FACE HIM AGAIN! So I just pump him with bullsh!t so it eventually is over.
After I escape with EVA, come to find out he's in a f'ng tank, or Shagohod or whatever bullshit chasing after me trying to drill me!
So I get away from him. I think it's over.
NOPE! ASSHOLE IS BACK AND IS CHASING ME ON THE RUNWAY WITH HIS BIGASS TANK AND ROCKET BOOSTERS, CLOSING IN ON ME!
But I made it! It's over! What a relief. I'm just gonna make some chocolate milk to celebrate.
NOPE! RUNWAY PART 2, MOTHAFUCKA
So that goes on, I'm just unloading on the tank to get it the fck away from me, so I eventually escape the runway. Now we make it to a bridge where EVA said she planted some explosives on the bridge and I had to shoot it in the nic of time. The shithead is on the bridge so I shoot him! WTF!? Bitch tells me it's too soon and Mission Failed!
So I try it again! I have to do it until he basically makes it OVER the bridge and EVA won't shut up about telling me "BUT IT'S NOT HERE YET!" "KEEP YOUR AIM STEADY! KEEP YOUR AIM STEADY!" "NOT HERE YET!" "OMG HE'S HERE!"
So I fire. His soviet comrades go into the water and half his tank does. I think it's over. For real this time. Now... about my chocolate milk...
NOPE! His tank is some transformer sh!t and comes right at me again! By this point I'm nearly in angry tears chanting for him to die die die. I don't know what to do and get killed dozens of times, but then I realize I have to shoot his treads. I succeed. Wow. That was intense. His tank is done for.
BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE! HE POWERS IT WITH ELECTRICITY AND IT'S ROUND 2! HOLY SHIT! What do I have to DO to get rid of this guy?!!!
So I have to repeat shooting the treads then shoot him on top of the tank. Finally beat the bastard but here comes a cutscene. It's raining and lightning badly and I think it's gonna be round infinity because I was so sure he was gonna absorb that lightning in his body and go again. Luckily the bastard killed himself before I went apeshit. It was a shame because I wanted him to die by my hands. A brutal killing, slitting his throat or something I always did to his henchmen. I was so pissed off at this, fuck the chocolate milk, I nearly went into my kitchen to smash some plates.
