Post by Jack Tyler on Jul 25, 2009 15:27:13 GMT -5
A man enters a pub and immediately spots a sign saying "£1000 TO BE WON, ASK FOR DETAILS AT BAR"
He goes to the landlord who explains: "The deal is, I have a lion in one of the back rooms who needs fighting. I also have a sister in another back room who has never had an orgasm. I need you to sort both problems for me. You can have all the alcohol you want to prepare yourself"
The man decides that with enough alcohol in him, it shouldn't be too difficult. He drinks pint after pint of beer, doing shots of whiskey, rum and gin inbetween. Eventually the man is very drunk and is feeling couragious enough to take on the lion.
He walks into back room and immediately, the pub hears screaming, roaring and the sound of clothes ripping. A squeal is then heard and blood comes pouring underneath the door. The landlord, delighted that the lion has been slayed, waits for the man to come back out.
The man emerges with torn clothes, full of blood, and says:
"Okay, where's this lion you want killing?"
He goes to the landlord who explains: "The deal is, I have a lion in one of the back rooms who needs fighting. I also have a sister in another back room who has never had an orgasm. I need you to sort both problems for me. You can have all the alcohol you want to prepare yourself"
The man decides that with enough alcohol in him, it shouldn't be too difficult. He drinks pint after pint of beer, doing shots of whiskey, rum and gin inbetween. Eventually the man is very drunk and is feeling couragious enough to take on the lion.
He walks into back room and immediately, the pub hears screaming, roaring and the sound of clothes ripping. A squeal is then heard and blood comes pouring underneath the door. The landlord, delighted that the lion has been slayed, waits for the man to come back out.
The man emerges with torn clothes, full of blood, and says:
"Okay, where's this lion you want killing?"
