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Post by spirithunter on Jul 29, 2009 19:54:49 GMT -5
Olympic Condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she blurts: "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies: "gold, silver and bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds wryly: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."
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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 29, 2009 20:38:23 GMT -5
Does that mean she wanted the bronze?
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Jul 29, 2009 21:11:26 GMT -5
I think she'd have rather him take bronze and her take both gold and silver.
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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 29, 2009 21:15:21 GMT -5
I think she'd have rather him take bronze and her take both gold and silver. awwww you killed my threesome joke!  |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Jul 29, 2009 21:47:45 GMT -5
Oh. That's what you meant. Okay. Pretend I didn't post the other.
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Post by b_Pooly on Jul 29, 2009 22:04:14 GMT -5
Oh. That's what you meant. Okay. Pretend I didn't post the other. nah, your joke is funnier and easier to understand. |
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