Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Aug 13, 2008 13:56:46 GMT -5
<Mr. Kennedy> team UDDBCJKT Time to vote on who you think you should go home. Let's start off with Christine.
<Christine> I'm only voting for this person because even though I don't see him as a threat, at the same time I'm confident no one else will vote for him. That's why I pick Fake.
<Mr. Kennedy> Fake has one vote, Tanswell your turn.
<Tanswell> Well now I'm gonna have to go with fisher, everytime she says supaman dat hoe I just wanna punch her in her face.
<Fisher> SUPAMAN THAT HOE!
<Tanswell> YOU'RE GOING HOME BITCH!
<Mr. Kennedy> Fisher-1, Fake-1 Uberto you're up.
<Uberto> Fisher, I just want her out of the house all it seems like is that she doesn't talk much unless it's Soulja Boy related and I hate that pathetic excuse for a rapper.
<Mr. Kennedy> Fisher-2, Fake-1. BBSY who do you choose.
<BBSY> LOL, I mean we just don't see eye to eye on certain thing, could you believe he called Venom a punk ass pussy? I didn't even know LOL would use those three words in a sentence, that's why He's gotta go home.
<Mr. Kennedy> Fisher-2, Fake-1, LOL-1 Who do I pick next ummmmmmm, Nice Guy Jon who do you pick?
<Nice Guy Jon> Who do you think I picked? LOL payback is a bitch have fun packing.
<Mr. Kennedy> All three bottom three contestants already packed.
<Nice Guy Jon> Well I hope it was long and excruciatingly boring.
<Mr. Kennedy> Fisher-2, LOL-2, Faker-1, 3 votes left.
(Big Faker confessional. He's holding a bottle of jack daniels and he takes a swig of it.)
<Big Faker> I feeel preti daym cofiden dat Ima stai hear to (hiccup) night.
<Mr. Kennedy> Killalot.
<Killalot> I'm only voting for this person because I think she's a jedi zombie in disguise....and she told me to super soak a hoe and I have no clue what that means. Do any of you.
(Everyone shakes there head.)
<Uberto> I got it, she wants us to cum all over the nearest hoe....(Looks at fisher.)
<Mr. Kennedy> Fisher-3, LOL-2, Fake-1 two votes remain. Draven?
<Draven> I really want to vote the bartender off this show he makes a terrible cup of coffee. But I can't do that so LOL.
<Mr. Kennedy> Fisher-3, LOL-3, Fake-1. 1 vote it all comes down to you canedust. 1 vote to rule them all, one vote to find them all, or however that gay phrase goes.
<Canedust> Oh great so now I gotta be the bad guy. Fisher what it all comes down too is that I'd rather face you in the end than fake or LOL, and voting for fake would be pointless, so LOL hate to see you go but.....peeeeaaaaaaaace.
(Close up to LOL's face, a tear goes down his cheek, the music cues (click link) gayemosingles.ytmnd.com/ LOL walks down with his head looking down he walks away slowly down the walk of shame, he looks back one last time to see mr. kennedy rip up his picture.)
<Mr. Kennedy> Now that that's over with let's move onto our next challenge. Each team member will have to face one randomly selected WWE superstar. Whichever team has the most victories win. Team UDDBCJKT will sit one person out who will it be.
(The team has a pep talk)
<Canedust> christine.
<Mr. Kennedy> First is Jenkins....Which one of you is jenkins?
(Jenkins raises his hand he's wearing a samoa joe shirt, hat, and even samoa joe wrestling trunks. He comes to the ring.)
<Mr. Kennedy> Your opponent will be Chav...
(William Regal steps in.)
<William Regal> Jenkins opponent for this match tonight is YOUMANGA!!!!!
(Umaga's music hits and two minutes later after nonstop bongos he finally comes out screaming, Jenkins is shaking, he's keeping on his feet looking like he's ready for the fight of his life. Umaga comes in Jenkins throws punches at Umaga like he's never punched a man let alone a Samoan Bulldozer in the face, Umaga looks at him confused the punches have no effect. Umaga headbutts jenkins, tosses him into the corner turnbuckle, he kicks him in the balls, Jenkins falls to his arse as Umaga does his running ass attack, Jenkins body is limp, Umaga drags him to the center of the ring he gives Jenkins the samoan drop, then picks up Jenkins Lifeless body and gives him the spike. Pin 1 2 3. Umaga throws Jenkins out of the ring and he lands face first on the cement, he breaks his nose.)
<Mr. Kennedy> Next from team UDDBCJKT........Tanswell....you will face......Hardcore Holly.
(Tanswell goes at holly with great ferocity. He hits holy with a DDT, than puts him Into the walls of Tanswell. Holly taps.)
<Tanswell> Fuck you hardcore holly.
<Mr. Kennedy> TEAM UDDBCJKT 1 victory, team Tyler-0 Next up Georgiboy you're opponent is Triple H.
(Everyone on tyler's team gasp. HHH gets into the ring with georgiboy.)
<HHH> I just wanted to let you know I refuse to job.
<Georgiboy> I just wanted to let you know....I farted.
(The two go at it for a good 12 minutes it's pretty back in fourth then HHH does all the moves he does right before a pedigree, he goes for the pedigree but Georgi get out of it and kicks HHH in the balls while the ref argues with Jack Tyler, Georgiboy kicks away at HHH's sack for awhile then pins, 1 2 3.)
<Mr. Kennedy> 1 to 1. Up next BBSY....YOU WILL FACE SNITSKY....The poster and the wrestler.
(Two snitsky's come out one the yellowed teeth goon the other the a puny faggot. BBSY hops around like a boxer, ducking whatever offense the Real snitsky has and the lame jabs of the poster snitsky, BBSY lays out the poster snitsky in one punch and throws the other snitsky out of the ring. BBSY pins 1 2 3.)
<Mr. Kennedy> YOUR WINNER BUT YET AT THE SAME TIME A PATHETIC LOSER MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.......BEEEEEBEEEEEEEESSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEY! BE BE SS EE! 2-1 Uberto's team. Big Fake your next your opponent is scott hall.
(Both fake and hall stumble into the ring with a bottle.)
<Fake> Abaajeahover dejaynoosenatosea nahbuddaha.
<Hall> Habbadadbadsognatoosesays manuemer limur nessimer hanah montana.
(Uberto confessional booth.)
<Uberto> THESE TWO ARE SHIT TAY, I can't even understand a word their saying.
<Fake> Guananodda talkemadda halibuluu horwdy dew moaaaasty prunes en timmaybuctoo.
<Hall> Guaba doo.
(Fake looks offended and breaks his bottle of jack over halls head and pins 123.)
<Mr. Kennedy> The score IS TIED TWO TO TWO! Next up. Nice Guy Jon you will be facing Val Venis.
(Jon smiles knowing he has it in the bag he dominates for 10 minutes Venis doesn't land a single move, and then out of nowhere LOL returns and LOL'd him (LOL's RKO) Venis goes for the pin. 123.)
<JR> AN LOL OUT OF LITERALLY NOWHERE, VENIS WINS VENIS WINS, VENIS WINS BY GAWD WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER.
<Mr. Kennedy> Still two two. Punisher you shall face John Cena.
(Punisher hops into the ring.)
<Punisher> I'm here to Punish you, for torturing us with an incredibly boring, stale, and painstakingly annoying year long title reign, your punishment.....death.
(Punisher takes out a pistol.)
<John Cena> Fool mere bullets have no effect on me I'm Super Cena.
<Punisher> DAMMIT.....It's a shame I know your weakness CENITE!
(Punisher shoots Cena in the chest three times and once in the forehead. He pins him.)
<Mr. Kennedy> Is that legal?
<Referee Judge Mills Lane> I'll allow it! 1 2 3.
<Mr. Kennedy> 3-2. Jack Tyler's team is winning. Draven, your opponent is Sharkboy.
(Sharkboy bites dravens ankles draven drop kicks him then stunners him pins 1 2 3.)
<Draven> Now that's how you do a stunner assclown.
<Mr. Kennedy> 3-3. And only three more contestants from each side to go. Fisher, you will face the glamazon BETH PHEONIX!
<Fisher> SUPAMAN DAT HOE!
(Beth Phoenix dominates the match for five minutes before chokeslamming fisher through a table outside pin 1 2 3.)
<Beth Pheonix> Superman that bitch.
<Mr. Kennedy> Up Next, Canedust. You will face THE BRIAN KENDRICK.
(Brian kendrick dances to the ring while ezeikel sneaks up behind canedust and puts him in the torture rack as kendrick dances goofishly in his oversized jacket outside of the ring, he goes in and canedust is thrown to the floor, pin 123. Kendrick dances his way out of the ring.)
<Mr. Kennedy> 3-3, Only Uberto, Killalot, Jack, and Simpsons.
(Simpsons confessional booth.)
<Simpsons> So far the guys have stuck with their truce, they didn't pick me in the bottom three, and hopefull if we lose I won't be put in there again.
<Mr. Kennedy> Jack Tyler! You will face hornswoggle.
(Jack Tyler rock bottoms hornswoggle as soon as he enters the ring, pin 1 2 3.)
<Mr. Kennedy> 4-3 Jack's team up next team captain Uberto. You will face the great khali.
(Uberto confessional booth.)
<Uberto> So Referee Judge Mills Lanes seems to be pretty lenient and doesn't dq so I'm gonna have my whole team come at khali with bats.
(Uberto gets in the ring and everyone on his team goes under the ring, Uberto distracts khali as all of his team mates start beating khali with bats, Uberto kicks Khali in the face repeatedly khali is finally down, everyone does various moves to him, swanton bombs, leg drops, moonsaults, shooting star presses etc. Uberto pins after a Randy punt. 123.)
<Mr. Kennedy> And now it's all down to Simpsons and killalot. Simpsons your opponent is HULK HOGAN.
(Simpsons gets into the ring and hogan gives him the fingerpoke of doom, Simpsons falls back first and hogan goes for the pin. 123.)
(Canedust confessional booth.)
<Canedust> Simpsons is alright he's holding up to our agreement, hopefully he will continue to throw challenges. Now Killalot just has to beat the next guy.)
<Mr. Kennedy> And now Killalot it's all up to you, your opponent is THE ECW ZOMBIE!
(Killalot snaps the ECW Zombies neck and rips his head off. He pins 1 23.)
<Mr. Kennedy> And your winning team for the second weak in a row TEAM UDDBCJKT!!!!
<Uberto> Can me and the team have a few minutes to ourselves to decide who we're gonna put in the bottom three.
(Kennedy and Jacks team leave.)
<Tanswell> Alright I think we should think strategically take out the strongest player.
<Christine> Who do you think is the strongest player?
<Tanswell> We gotta get rid of their team captain. Jack Tyler agreed?
<Everyone> Yes.
<Jon> Jenkins?
<Canedust> He's too weak I'd rather keep him on their team and not kick him off yet as much as I hate the bastard.
<Killalot> Fisher.
<Uberto> Yep, can't stand her and the whole supaman souljaboi whymeyoooooooooou and I hate austin and his fans attitude. Plus she ate my mac and cheese I SAW HER DO IT!
<Draven> Big Fake?
<BBSY> He's a drunken mess no threat I think he should stay.
<Tanswell> Simpsons?
<Uberto> Nah, I'm guessing you weren't there for his whole truce thing, he's gonna throw challenges so he doesn't get eliminated. Keep em around till the end if we have to.
<Draven> So that leaves Georgiboy and Punisher, who's going in the bottom 3?
<Killalot> Georgiboy
<BBSY> Punisher
Christine> Punisher
<Uberto> What are we doing these two guy are our friends like why not just get rid of Jenkins and call it a day? We can all spit on him when he leaves it'll be fun.
<Canedust> Yeah I don't feel like having to risk having them leave soon, we can start an alliance with them too maybe. So Jenkins it is.
<Tanswell> Yeah FUCK JENKINS he's a douche, god dammit I hate Jenkins.
(Mr. Kennedy comes over.)
<Mr. Kennedy> Have you decided.
<Uberto> Yes we have, Jack Tyler, Jenkins, and Fisher.
(Fisher confessional booth.)
<Fisher> MOTHA FUCKA! I'm in that bottom 3 again for the second week in a row, punk ass bitches I'll supersoak them all!
<Mr. Kennedy> Now vote now fans kick who's ever ASS you want out of the house and TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIG REEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAL NHB/RIW SUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRVVVVVIIIIIIVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
<Christine> I'm only voting for this person because even though I don't see him as a threat, at the same time I'm confident no one else will vote for him. That's why I pick Fake.
<Mr. Kennedy> Fake has one vote, Tanswell your turn.
<Tanswell> Well now I'm gonna have to go with fisher, everytime she says supaman dat hoe I just wanna punch her in her face.
<Fisher> SUPAMAN THAT HOE!
<Tanswell> YOU'RE GOING HOME BITCH!
<Mr. Kennedy> Fisher-1, Fake-1 Uberto you're up.
<Uberto> Fisher, I just want her out of the house all it seems like is that she doesn't talk much unless it's Soulja Boy related and I hate that pathetic excuse for a rapper.
<Mr. Kennedy> Fisher-2, Fake-1. BBSY who do you choose.
<BBSY> LOL, I mean we just don't see eye to eye on certain thing, could you believe he called Venom a punk ass pussy? I didn't even know LOL would use those three words in a sentence, that's why He's gotta go home.
<Mr. Kennedy> Fisher-2, Fake-1, LOL-1 Who do I pick next ummmmmmm, Nice Guy Jon who do you pick?
<Nice Guy Jon> Who do you think I picked? LOL payback is a bitch have fun packing.
<Mr. Kennedy> All three bottom three contestants already packed.
<Nice Guy Jon> Well I hope it was long and excruciatingly boring.
<Mr. Kennedy> Fisher-2, LOL-2, Faker-1, 3 votes left.
(Big Faker confessional. He's holding a bottle of jack daniels and he takes a swig of it.)
<Big Faker> I feeel preti daym cofiden dat Ima stai hear to (hiccup) night.
<Mr. Kennedy> Killalot.
<Killalot> I'm only voting for this person because I think she's a jedi zombie in disguise....and she told me to super soak a hoe and I have no clue what that means. Do any of you.
(Everyone shakes there head.)
<Uberto> I got it, she wants us to cum all over the nearest hoe....(Looks at fisher.)
<Mr. Kennedy> Fisher-3, LOL-2, Fake-1 two votes remain. Draven?
<Draven> I really want to vote the bartender off this show he makes a terrible cup of coffee. But I can't do that so LOL.
<Mr. Kennedy> Fisher-3, LOL-3, Fake-1. 1 vote it all comes down to you canedust. 1 vote to rule them all, one vote to find them all, or however that gay phrase goes.
<Canedust> Oh great so now I gotta be the bad guy. Fisher what it all comes down too is that I'd rather face you in the end than fake or LOL, and voting for fake would be pointless, so LOL hate to see you go but.....peeeeaaaaaaaace.
(Close up to LOL's face, a tear goes down his cheek, the music cues (click link) gayemosingles.ytmnd.com/ LOL walks down with his head looking down he walks away slowly down the walk of shame, he looks back one last time to see mr. kennedy rip up his picture.)
<Mr. Kennedy> Now that that's over with let's move onto our next challenge. Each team member will have to face one randomly selected WWE superstar. Whichever team has the most victories win. Team UDDBCJKT will sit one person out who will it be.
(The team has a pep talk)
<Canedust> christine.
<Mr. Kennedy> First is Jenkins....Which one of you is jenkins?
(Jenkins raises his hand he's wearing a samoa joe shirt, hat, and even samoa joe wrestling trunks. He comes to the ring.)
<Mr. Kennedy> Your opponent will be Chav...
(William Regal steps in.)
<William Regal> Jenkins opponent for this match tonight is YOUMANGA!!!!!
(Umaga's music hits and two minutes later after nonstop bongos he finally comes out screaming, Jenkins is shaking, he's keeping on his feet looking like he's ready for the fight of his life. Umaga comes in Jenkins throws punches at Umaga like he's never punched a man let alone a Samoan Bulldozer in the face, Umaga looks at him confused the punches have no effect. Umaga headbutts jenkins, tosses him into the corner turnbuckle, he kicks him in the balls, Jenkins falls to his arse as Umaga does his running ass attack, Jenkins body is limp, Umaga drags him to the center of the ring he gives Jenkins the samoan drop, then picks up Jenkins Lifeless body and gives him the spike. Pin 1 2 3. Umaga throws Jenkins out of the ring and he lands face first on the cement, he breaks his nose.)
<Mr. Kennedy> Next from team UDDBCJKT........Tanswell....you will face......Hardcore Holly.
(Tanswell goes at holly with great ferocity. He hits holy with a DDT, than puts him Into the walls of Tanswell. Holly taps.)
<Tanswell> Fuck you hardcore holly.
<Mr. Kennedy> TEAM UDDBCJKT 1 victory, team Tyler-0 Next up Georgiboy you're opponent is Triple H.
(Everyone on tyler's team gasp. HHH gets into the ring with georgiboy.)
<HHH> I just wanted to let you know I refuse to job.
<Georgiboy> I just wanted to let you know....I farted.
(The two go at it for a good 12 minutes it's pretty back in fourth then HHH does all the moves he does right before a pedigree, he goes for the pedigree but Georgi get out of it and kicks HHH in the balls while the ref argues with Jack Tyler, Georgiboy kicks away at HHH's sack for awhile then pins, 1 2 3.)
<Mr. Kennedy> 1 to 1. Up next BBSY....YOU WILL FACE SNITSKY....The poster and the wrestler.
(Two snitsky's come out one the yellowed teeth goon the other the a puny faggot. BBSY hops around like a boxer, ducking whatever offense the Real snitsky has and the lame jabs of the poster snitsky, BBSY lays out the poster snitsky in one punch and throws the other snitsky out of the ring. BBSY pins 1 2 3.)
<Mr. Kennedy> YOUR WINNER BUT YET AT THE SAME TIME A PATHETIC LOSER MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.......BEEEEEBEEEEEEEESSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEY! BE BE SS EE! 2-1 Uberto's team. Big Fake your next your opponent is scott hall.
(Both fake and hall stumble into the ring with a bottle.)
<Fake> Abaajeahover dejaynoosenatosea nahbuddaha.
<Hall> Habbadadbadsognatoosesays manuemer limur nessimer hanah montana.
(Uberto confessional booth.)
<Uberto> THESE TWO ARE SHIT TAY, I can't even understand a word their saying.
<Fake> Guananodda talkemadda halibuluu horwdy dew moaaaasty prunes en timmaybuctoo.
<Hall> Guaba doo.
(Fake looks offended and breaks his bottle of jack over halls head and pins 123.)
<Mr. Kennedy> The score IS TIED TWO TO TWO! Next up. Nice Guy Jon you will be facing Val Venis.
(Jon smiles knowing he has it in the bag he dominates for 10 minutes Venis doesn't land a single move, and then out of nowhere LOL returns and LOL'd him (LOL's RKO) Venis goes for the pin. 123.)
<JR> AN LOL OUT OF LITERALLY NOWHERE, VENIS WINS VENIS WINS, VENIS WINS BY GAWD WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER.
<Mr. Kennedy> Still two two. Punisher you shall face John Cena.
(Punisher hops into the ring.)
<Punisher> I'm here to Punish you, for torturing us with an incredibly boring, stale, and painstakingly annoying year long title reign, your punishment.....death.
(Punisher takes out a pistol.)
<John Cena> Fool mere bullets have no effect on me I'm Super Cena.
<Punisher> DAMMIT.....It's a shame I know your weakness CENITE!
(Punisher shoots Cena in the chest three times and once in the forehead. He pins him.)
<Mr. Kennedy> Is that legal?
<Referee Judge Mills Lane> I'll allow it! 1 2 3.
<Mr. Kennedy> 3-2. Jack Tyler's team is winning. Draven, your opponent is Sharkboy.
(Sharkboy bites dravens ankles draven drop kicks him then stunners him pins 1 2 3.)
<Draven> Now that's how you do a stunner assclown.
<Mr. Kennedy> 3-3. And only three more contestants from each side to go. Fisher, you will face the glamazon BETH PHEONIX!
<Fisher> SUPAMAN DAT HOE!
(Beth Phoenix dominates the match for five minutes before chokeslamming fisher through a table outside pin 1 2 3.)
<Beth Pheonix> Superman that bitch.
<Mr. Kennedy> Up Next, Canedust. You will face THE BRIAN KENDRICK.
(Brian kendrick dances to the ring while ezeikel sneaks up behind canedust and puts him in the torture rack as kendrick dances goofishly in his oversized jacket outside of the ring, he goes in and canedust is thrown to the floor, pin 123. Kendrick dances his way out of the ring.)
<Mr. Kennedy> 3-3, Only Uberto, Killalot, Jack, and Simpsons.
(Simpsons confessional booth.)
<Simpsons> So far the guys have stuck with their truce, they didn't pick me in the bottom three, and hopefull if we lose I won't be put in there again.
<Mr. Kennedy> Jack Tyler! You will face hornswoggle.
(Jack Tyler rock bottoms hornswoggle as soon as he enters the ring, pin 1 2 3.)
<Mr. Kennedy> 4-3 Jack's team up next team captain Uberto. You will face the great khali.
(Uberto confessional booth.)
<Uberto> So Referee Judge Mills Lanes seems to be pretty lenient and doesn't dq so I'm gonna have my whole team come at khali with bats.
(Uberto gets in the ring and everyone on his team goes under the ring, Uberto distracts khali as all of his team mates start beating khali with bats, Uberto kicks Khali in the face repeatedly khali is finally down, everyone does various moves to him, swanton bombs, leg drops, moonsaults, shooting star presses etc. Uberto pins after a Randy punt. 123.)
<Mr. Kennedy> And now it's all down to Simpsons and killalot. Simpsons your opponent is HULK HOGAN.
(Simpsons gets into the ring and hogan gives him the fingerpoke of doom, Simpsons falls back first and hogan goes for the pin. 123.)
(Canedust confessional booth.)
<Canedust> Simpsons is alright he's holding up to our agreement, hopefully he will continue to throw challenges. Now Killalot just has to beat the next guy.)
<Mr. Kennedy> And now Killalot it's all up to you, your opponent is THE ECW ZOMBIE!
(Killalot snaps the ECW Zombies neck and rips his head off. He pins 1 23.)
<Mr. Kennedy> And your winning team for the second weak in a row TEAM UDDBCJKT!!!!
<Uberto> Can me and the team have a few minutes to ourselves to decide who we're gonna put in the bottom three.
(Kennedy and Jacks team leave.)
<Tanswell> Alright I think we should think strategically take out the strongest player.
<Christine> Who do you think is the strongest player?
<Tanswell> We gotta get rid of their team captain. Jack Tyler agreed?
<Everyone> Yes.
<Jon> Jenkins?
<Canedust> He's too weak I'd rather keep him on their team and not kick him off yet as much as I hate the bastard.
<Killalot> Fisher.
<Uberto> Yep, can't stand her and the whole supaman souljaboi whymeyoooooooooou and I hate austin and his fans attitude. Plus she ate my mac and cheese I SAW HER DO IT!
<Draven> Big Fake?
<BBSY> He's a drunken mess no threat I think he should stay.
<Tanswell> Simpsons?
<Uberto> Nah, I'm guessing you weren't there for his whole truce thing, he's gonna throw challenges so he doesn't get eliminated. Keep em around till the end if we have to.
<Draven> So that leaves Georgiboy and Punisher, who's going in the bottom 3?
<Killalot> Georgiboy
<BBSY> Punisher
Christine> Punisher
<Uberto> What are we doing these two guy are our friends like why not just get rid of Jenkins and call it a day? We can all spit on him when he leaves it'll be fun.
<Canedust> Yeah I don't feel like having to risk having them leave soon, we can start an alliance with them too maybe. So Jenkins it is.
<Tanswell> Yeah FUCK JENKINS he's a douche, god dammit I hate Jenkins.
(Mr. Kennedy comes over.)
<Mr. Kennedy> Have you decided.
<Uberto> Yes we have, Jack Tyler, Jenkins, and Fisher.
(Fisher confessional booth.)
<Fisher> MOTHA FUCKA! I'm in that bottom 3 again for the second week in a row, punk ass bitches I'll supersoak them all!
<Mr. Kennedy> Now vote now fans kick who's ever ASS you want out of the house and TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIG REEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAL NHB/RIW SUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRVVVVVIIIIIIVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOR!