Post by Jack Tyler on Aug 4, 2009 23:48:21 GMT -5
Three couples--one elderly, one middle aged, and one young--go to church hoping to be accepted and to find God. The priest tells them that he'll give them a test, and if they pass this, they're in. "All of you must avoid having sex for two weeks" he informs them. Two weeks pass and the couples return...
The priest asks the elderly couple how they got on, and they reply: "It was no problem. We weren't tempted at all", and so the priest accepts them into the church.
The priest asks the middle aged couple how they coped, and they reply: "It was difficult and we thought about giving in, but we restrained ourselves and managed the two weeks", and they are accepted.
The priest then asks the young couple, and they reply: "I'm sorry father, we gave in. It wasn't too difficult at first but then when she picked up the paint..."
At this point the priest interrupts and asks what happened with the paint. The man replies "Well, she bent over to pick up some paint and I couldn't help myself. I had sex with her right there and then", and the priest has no choice but to refuse them. "I'm afraid you're not welcome in this church" he tells them. The man sighs and replies:
"Oh well, that's not too bad. We're not welcome in Homebase anymore either"
The priest asks the elderly couple how they got on, and they reply: "It was no problem. We weren't tempted at all", and so the priest accepts them into the church.
The priest asks the middle aged couple how they coped, and they reply: "It was difficult and we thought about giving in, but we restrained ourselves and managed the two weeks", and they are accepted.
The priest then asks the young couple, and they reply: "I'm sorry father, we gave in. It wasn't too difficult at first but then when she picked up the paint..."
At this point the priest interrupts and asks what happened with the paint. The man replies "Well, she bent over to pick up some paint and I couldn't help myself. I had sex with her right there and then", and the priest has no choice but to refuse them. "I'm afraid you're not welcome in this church" he tells them. The man sighs and replies:
"Oh well, that's not too bad. We're not welcome in Homebase anymore either"
