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Post by b_Pooly on Sept 5, 2009 9:50:12 GMT -5
Jazz in Bay's Transformer movie.
What guy isn't that dumb? LMAO
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Sept 5, 2009 23:45:17 GMT -5
The lawyer in Jurassic Park bit in half on the shitter by a trex.
I wanted to look it up for those who haven't seen it, and I found it, and this clip is even more hilarious than when it was in the movie. A must see.
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Sept 7, 2009 11:34:20 GMT -5
The sniper from saving private ryan. He just kept killing and killing and killing then he saw the tank aim for him the last thing he does realizing that he is fucked is to alert everyone else in the tower to get the hell out in the process he is blown up.
Also the sniper he kills in the movie went out like a man, killed vin diesel then the hero sniper shot him right through the scope brutal.
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Sept 10, 2009 12:56:10 GMT -5
In Silent hill the movie, cybil bennet is just a dyke police officer trying to do her job, she get's thrown into silent hill and helps the films main protagonist after a little while in the movie. She later goes out fighting and eventually gets beat down with pipes. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. On top of that they wanted to elevate her over a fire until it got big and hot enough to burn her alive, which it of course did quite graphically if I remember correctly. Like a true woman with a man's hair and attitute.
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Post by b_Pooly on Sept 10, 2009 12:59:15 GMT -5
In Silent hill the movie, cybil bennet is just a dyke police officer trying to do her job, she get's thrown into silent hill and helps the films main protagonist after a little while in the movie. She later goes out fighting and eventually gets beat down with pipes. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. On top of that they wanted to elevate her over a fire until it got big and hot enough to burn her alive, which it of course did quite graphically if I remember correctly. Like a true woman with a man's hair and attitute. you can't go out like a man if you are a chick.... You would be going out like a chick. |
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Sept 10, 2009 13:08:02 GMT -5
She was a dyke, she might as well be a man. So in this case she went out like a man. You survive getting beat down with heavy pipes bbsy.
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Post by b_Pooly on Sept 10, 2009 13:09:05 GMT -5
She was a dyke, she might as well be a man. So in this case she went out like a man. You survive getting beat down with heavy pipes bbsy. I'm not a pornstar..... and she went out like a lesbian then, lol! |
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Sept 10, 2009 13:13:53 GMT -5
We'll let cringe decide whether or not officer cybil bennet went out like a man.
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Sept 10, 2009 13:15:39 GMT -5
I also think saying that chicks can't go out like men is sexist, and I don't believe in sexism.
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Post by b_Pooly on Sept 10, 2009 23:55:31 GMT -5
I also think saying that chicks can't go out like men is sexist, and I don't believe in sexism. I found your comment sexist actually, LMAO! Why don't we let a chick decide... you know since they would actually know? LMAO |
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Post by b_Pooly on Sept 11, 2009 9:57:32 GMT -5
Mufasa from the Lion King, not quite the tear jerking scene its hyped to be but Simba's dad does indeed go out like a man Impaled on a wildebeest's horns? |
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Post by b_Pooly on Sept 11, 2009 12:12:04 GMT -5
Impaled on a wildebeest's horns? Go back and watch the scene, he goes down swinging he goes done trying to grab a cliff! LMAO |
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Post by b_Pooly on Sept 12, 2009 14:23:18 GMT -5
he goes done trying to grab a cliff! LMAO Aft er taking a bit of a beating while saving his son That was just plain stupidity, he's a male lion, he could have had more kids.  |
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Post by b_Pooly on Sept 13, 2009 8:31:39 GMT -5
That was just plain stupidity, he's a male lion, he could have had more kids. But its a Disney movie and I didn't see a cabbage patch near by. Sides machismo stupidity is still going out like a man But he went out like a parent. |
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Post by b_Pooly on Sept 13, 2009 8:40:58 GMT -5
But he went out like a parent. We can rule that one out for you then I guess. Still you can hope for the day Megs shows up with a fusion canon  |
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Post by moneyinthebank on Sept 13, 2009 21:02:34 GMT -5
bbsy won a debate ?? holy shit...lol
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Post by b_Pooly on Sept 13, 2009 21:12:48 GMT -5
bbsy won a debate ?? holy shit...lol er no it was ruling out bbsy ever dying like a parent Mufasa still went out like a man  |
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Post by b_Pooly on Sept 13, 2009 22:42:27 GMT -5
But as I said, there is still a chance for you to be taken out by Meg's fusion cannon. Just be sure to practice your "NOOOOO!!!!!" good enough? Is it sad I still find that funny? though in my defense, I've seen it only 5 times in the what 6 years that film came out? |
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Post by b_Pooly on Sept 13, 2009 22:54:58 GMT -5
Actually, there's that one episode of "Married.... with children" that Al takes Bud to the nudy bar for his 18th birthday. Al gives him money and Bud blows it in 10 seconds then Al gives money to a stripper (with the money attached to a string) and he pulls it to get the money back as she walks away. Always cracks me up because really how dumb do you have to be to not notice that or how poor do you have to be to steal dollar bills from a stripper?
My little anecdote is on topic because they start a brawl in the bar and if I'm not mistaken win the fight.... beaten up, but winners.
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Post by b_Pooly on Sept 14, 2009 7:04:01 GMT -5
Actually, there's that one episode of "Married.... with children" that Al takes Bud to the nudy bar for his 18th birthday. Al gives him money and Bud blows it in 10 seconds then Al gives money to a stripper (with the money attached to a string) and he pulls it to get the money back as she walks away. Always cracks me up because really how dumb do you have to be to not notice that or how poor do you have to be to steal dollar bills from a stripper? My little anecdote is on topic because they start a brawl in the bar and if I'm not mistaken win the fight.... beaten up, but winners. Al Bundy beating someone up is always funny. He should have had an career in MMA. Not even the Green Power Ranger could stop Al Bundy |
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Sept 14, 2009 11:51:33 GMT -5
Mike Ditka could stop Al Bundy.
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Post by b_Pooly on Sept 14, 2009 12:23:12 GMT -5
Get your lies out of here!
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Post by b_Pooly on Sept 15, 2009 19:04:55 GMT -5
Vader: fought his son, got a hand cut off... again.... threw Sidious into a reactor and then just died
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Sept 15, 2009 23:48:48 GMT -5
All the guys in the final stand of the 300.
Maximus Deximus Meridius. Family killed and wife raped, enslaved he becomes a gladiator. Kills mad people pisses off corrupt ceasar of rome river pheonix's brother. In the end he is tied up and stabbed before the big final fight in then shoulder. He fights the ceasar while feeling the effect of his wound eventually he kills the emperor who caused all the ridiculous bullshit in russel crowes life. With that he can die in peace and is carried away dead in front of a crowd of people and royalty a hero. LIKE A MAN!
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Sept 16, 2009 0:00:55 GMT -5
Oh Mustachio'd security guard major prick. Didn't want to help them at first. Some of the security guards die but he survives and becomes real helpful and coorperative and nice to everyone towards the middle and end He gets injured and is stuck on a bus. He punctures a propane tank and as zombies swarms the bus and the others are at the dock he takes out a flare and shoots it blowing up zombies and himself in the process.
Out of all the characters in the new dawn of the dead I like him the most becuase his character is constantly changing in the entire movie. He had the best character developement in the movie.
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Post by b_Pooly on Sept 16, 2009 7:50:39 GMT -5
It was a cloak! and he ha a toad face, who wouldn't run screaming?
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Sept 18, 2009 19:03:14 GMT -5
SGT. Elias platoon.
The nice sgt. as opposed to tom berenger's evil sgt. The two disagree all the time as they have opposing views, so when Sgt. Barnes finds sgt. Elias in the woods alone after escaping some vietnamese soldiers he is happy to realize that it is sgt. barnes pointing a gun at him, barnes continues to point the gun at Elias and Elias knows he's screwed barnes shoots him leaves him in the woods for dead as the platoon moves on via helicopter. The platoon is told that the "gooks got elias" and that he saw his dead body. As they fly away they see elias running out of the woods being chased by hundreds of vietcong. He runs the heli's circle back and start taking out the vietcong. He get's shot a few times and falls, he get's up only to be shot down again, Vietcong dying all around him he struggles to crawl away, He's shot down AGAIN still gets back up Crawling ever so slowly and even though the helicopters are shooting down the vietcong charging him there numbers are to vast, on his knees one last time he is shot he throws his arms in the air reaching for the airbourne helicopter he dies as a helicopter flies over him.
One of the best movie death scenes ever down to the music it was great, and it wasn't even that gory but it was still cool and sad.
Video of his death (Excluding the part where barnes finds and shoots him.)
I think everyone should make an effort to post videos of the deaths if possible. Before I post a death I'll look for a video
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Sept 18, 2009 19:04:13 GMT -5
Oh Mustachio'd security guard major prick. Didn't want to help them at first. Some of the security guards die but he survives and becomes real helpful and coorperative and nice to everyone towards the middle and end He gets injured and is stuck on a bus. He punctures a propane tank and as zombies swarms the bus and the others are at the dock he takes out a flare and shoots it blowing up zombies and himself in the process. Out of all the characters in the new dawn of the dead I like him the most becuase his character is constantly changing in the entire movie. He had the best character developement in the movie. His name is cj and here's how he died. |
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Sept 20, 2009 13:01:42 GMT -5
He was shot twice before in the gut and had no gun. You try fighting off fifty to sixty vietcong without even a pistol. So yes he died like a man, he was shot by his co sgt. left for dead, and 10 minutes later he musters enough strength to start running. All he was trying to do was get to the helicopters that left him behind.
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Sept 20, 2009 23:07:59 GMT -5
Scarface.
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