Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Oct 24, 2009 13:36:37 GMT -5
My neighbor next door has a shaggy dog, quite shaggy. About four years old he personally paid extra because this dog was so incredibly shaggy. He walks the dog around the block every day and still to this day the neighbors say that's one hell of a shaggy dog, Now there was a long island dog show he brought him there the crowd was the amazed at the pure shagginess of my neighbor's dog. He was proud and I'll be damned if that shaggy dog wasn't proud too when the judges were in awe of the shaggy dog. That's one shaggy dog there what do you feed him the judge asks, only the healthiest kibble for my shaggy dog my neighbor replied, the shaggy dog rolled over a couple of times played dead and gave it's paw, It won the dog show cause no other dog was quite as shaggy as this one. He went to the state dog show and won 10's all across the board. Judges we're taking pictures of the shaggy dog as it was the shaggiest dog they've ever seen. Winning the state dog show he went to the National Dog Show. The shaggy dog showed great obedience at the dog show. He won the nationals. Now it was time for the worlds dog show championship for shaggy dogs. My neighbor and myself trained his shaggy dog and trained it good. When it came for the World Dog Show in Britain it was time for the talent part of the dog. The shaggy dog sat, layed down, crawled, rolled over, spoke, played dead, waited, and flipped a treat of it's nose on my neighbors command. The judges now rated the shaggy dogs, my neighbor and his shaggy dog were last, when it was time for the judge to rate my neighbors shaggy dog the judge simply said, that dog's not so shaggy.
