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Post by b_Pooly on Jan 8, 2010 10:36:09 GMT -5
kaasa-24.....
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Jan 9, 2010 0:30:25 GMT -5
My favorite kind.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Even better the jokes kids come up with. These two are from my darling cousins.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Damien
Damien Who?
Damien's going to punch you. (He then punches me.)
Why did Sophie eat a grape?
So she wouldn't turn purple.
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Post by bfizzle on Jan 9, 2010 0:33:46 GMT -5
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. I literally just laughed out loud. |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Jan 9, 2010 8:25:29 GMT -5
My favorite kind. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Even better the jokes kids come up with. These two are from my darling cousins. Knock Knock Who's There? Damien Damien Who? Damien's going to punch you. (He then punches me.) Why did Sophie eat a grape? So she wouldn't turn purple. wow, those are bad!  |
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Post by burke211 on Jan 9, 2010 11:57:57 GMT -5
Two fish in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?". What’s the friendliest school? Hi School. What's the longest word in the English language? Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last letters. How do you know it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand. I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts. She gave me change.  |
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Post by b_Pooly on Jan 9, 2010 12:27:32 GMT -5
Knock Knock Who's There? Damien Damien Who? Damien's going to punch you. (He then punches me.)  |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Jan 9, 2010 16:32:03 GMT -5
You probably used a variation of that as a kid.
What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee
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Post by kaasa on Jan 9, 2010 21:00:25 GMT -5
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Some Poems rhyme
This one doesn't
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Post by malfunkshun on Jan 15, 2010 3:14:26 GMT -5
Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some Poems rhyme This one doesn't  |
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