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Jan 28, 2010 21:02:04 GMT -5
Post by Queen of the Damned on Jan 28, 2010 21:02:04 GMT -5
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Jan 28, 2010 21:05:34 GMT -5
Post by bfizzle on Jan 28, 2010 21:05:34 GMT -5
Can you really rape someone who's willing to pay $3.99 for it?
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Jan 28, 2010 22:24:31 GMT -5
Post by Mutant Crouch on Jan 28, 2010 22:24:31 GMT -5
What do you suppose it's marinated in? I'm hoping BBQ sauce. Also, are they marinating while the raping is going on? Are the genitals marinated prior to the rape? I would so pay $3.99 just to figure this out. Another thing, if I were going to pay to be raped, there's no way I'd go for the $3.99 special. I'd shell out more for a better quality rapist.
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Jan 28, 2010 22:28:34 GMT -5
Post by bfizzle on Jan 28, 2010 22:28:34 GMT -5
True. The offer is written on a laminated sign. This rape just doesn't live up to my standards. I'll take my business elsewhere.
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Jan 28, 2010 22:58:38 GMT -5
Post by Mutant Crouch on Jan 28, 2010 22:58:38 GMT -5
It being marked down is the real giveaway. The rapist probably grew a moustache or something equally disgusting.
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Jan 28, 2010 23:05:01 GMT -5
Post by bfizzle on Jan 28, 2010 23:05:01 GMT -5
Right? What happened to the good old days when a politician would have his boys cover your face with a chloroform soaked napkin and feel you up in the back of his limo?
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Jan 28, 2010 23:08:31 GMT -5
Post by Mutant Crouch on Jan 28, 2010 23:08:31 GMT -5
Sexual predators are getting as lazy as stalkers these days. I blame the internet.
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