Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Sept 1, 2008 16:18:14 GMT -5
<Mr. Kennedy> AND WELCOME BACK, to the SECOND ELIMINATION CEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEMOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEEEEEEY. CER REH MOE KNEE! Team UDDBCJKT You Picked Jenkins, Fisher, and Jack Tyler. Uberto who is your first choice.
<Uberto> I'm gonna go with jenkins I have no problems with jack he's a chill dude, Jenkins just got to go with his TNA RULZ ALL attitude and the I hate you, you WWPEE SHEEP. You're check's gonna be BOUNCED!
<Mr. Kennedy> Whoever feels like going next go.
<Killalot> Fisher
(Killalot confessional booth.)
<Killalot> Hell yeah I want that bitch out she fraternizes and is in cohoots with the jedi zombies. But other than that she's a ok.
<Kennedy> One vote Fisher One vote Jenkins...
<Tanswell> JACK TYLER!
<Mr. Kennedy> One vote Jack Tyler.
<Draven> Jack Tyler.
(Draven confessional booth.)
<Draven> I'm trying to eliminate the strongest link on the other team. I need that money I can buy a new car, some coffee, some hookers, some coffee, a new tv, coffee, coffee, fuck it I'll buy a Hortons if I win the money I'll manage it all for myself.
<Mr. Kennedy> 2 votes tyler.
<Jon> Make that a third.
<Mr. Kennedy> Three votes tyler
<BBSY> Draven....I mean Jack Tyler.
(BBSY confessional booth.)
<BBSY> I'm eliminating Jack Tyler cause I know if it came down to us two he'd wipe the floor with me, plus he's muzzling in on my christine.
<Mr. Kennedy> Four votes Tyler. Jack Tyler no more votes are needed, you have been eliminated. But if the final two could've vote who would you pick.
<Christine> Jenkins.
<Canedust> I would pick Jack Tyler, we're gonna pick Team B apart!
<Mr. Kennedy> Jack Tyler please go on that looooooooong journey to the US border.
(Jack tyler walks away with his roller suitcase and walks to the desert. Jack Tyler Confessional booth.)
<Jack Tyler> All of them are bitches they just weren't ready TEAM UDDBCJKT FEARS JACK TYLER! I just hope my fans can learn from my experience it was a short one but not shorter than Kasaa's and LOL.
(A picture of jack tyler is ripped up.)
<Mr. Kennedy> The teams stand at Team B with 6 players, and TEAM UDDBCJKT with 8.
<Uberto> THE! Uberto's team is dominant bitches!
<Big Fake> I be needing a drink.
(Fake leaves.)
<Canedust> TO THE BAR!
<Mr. Kennedy> You guys can chill for the time being, I'm gonna go play hopscotch.
(Kennedy hops on one foot trips and dislocates his shoulder.)
<Mr. Kennedy> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KENNEDY!!! KEN NAH DEEEEEOWWWWWWW!
(The paramedics come. Snitsky the wrestler walks over to everone.)
<Snitsky> When you get done socializing I have a challenge for you.
(They all go to their respective rooms, team UDDBCJKT upstairs with Simpsons while the other team is downstairs we're upstairs.)
<Canedust> Simpsons really appreciate you throwing the past two events, I mean we'd probably still would've won twice in a row but still, right now we're unstoppable, untouchable.
<Simpsons> I just can't wait until they get rid of the teams. Now you guys need to vote their strongest player out next round.
<Draven> Well who's that?
<Simpsons> Punisher, he's already trying to rile them all up.
(Going downstairs punisher is fast asleep. Back upstairs.
<Simpsons> I think it should be Punisher, Georgiboy and Big Faker. That whole drunk thing has to be an act.
<Uberto> You sure because he looks pretty hammered sometimes.
<Christine> I say we got this whole competition in the bag.
<Canedust> Let's start shit
<Tanswell screaming> LET'S FUCK SHIT UP!!!!!!!!
(Tanswell runs to the door stop as he passes Jenkins turns around and punches him in the face then shoving his head through the wall.)
<Tanswell> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
(Tanswell throw dishes at the walls of the other teams rooms. We go back upstairs. Killalot seems worried, his lightsaber goes on.)
<Killalot> It's time everybody man up, christine woman up. They're here.
<BBSY> Who's they?
<Uberto> You can't be talking about them.
<Killalot> Yes.
<Jon> Who exactly is them?
(Uberto points at a bunch of zombies with lightsabers.)
<Jon> Oh no it's a jedi zombie invasion.
(Georgiboy, Punisher, Fake, Jenkins, Fisher run up the stairs Jedi zombies chasing them from behind.)
<Fisher> Oh lord jedi zombies, maybe if we go upstairs we'll be safe.
(They go upstairs and see team UDDBCJKT surrounded by more zombies.)
<Fisher> Sweet Jesus more jedi zombies.
<Killalot> I got this shit everyone jump out the windows.
(Georgiboy starts running.)
<Georgiboy> LET'S DO THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!
(Georgiboy hops out the window.)
<Killalot> Providing there's no zombies outside.
(Canedust looks out the window.)
<Canedust> Yep......Georgi's fucked.
<Christine> WE'RE SURROUNDED!
<Fake> I'M OUT OF BOOZE!
<Jenkins> NO I WANT TO WATCH THE NEWEST BILL AND DOUG VIDEO!
<Uberto> Please stop FUCKING SHOUTING! Here's the plan we all band together as a team and kill these jedi zombie mother fuckers.
(A mace windu zombie approaches killalot, his saber is purple, Killalot's is blue, the two have a grueling fight Zombie Windu tries to bite Killalot's neck but killalot shoves his saber up windu's jaw and through his head. Three zombies approach Uberto with lightsabers.)
<Uberto> All I wanted to do was smoke a blunt enjoy the scenery but nooooooooo I gotta deal with these jedi zombie bastards!
(Uberto pulls out two long daggers and hops in the air stabbing a zombie in the eye, another through the forehead, he pulls the daggers out as he lands on his feet the two zombies drop, the other one lunges at Uberto jaws open wide, the zombie runs into Uberto's blade mouth first, then Uberto takes the other dagger and stabs in through the zombies temple. Jon is fighting zombies with just his fists.)
<Nice Guy Jon> Take that, and that, and up yours!
(Jon snaps to zombies necks. He then stunners another zombie who flies through the air. He stomps on a zombies foot, slaps him in the face then pokes his eyes out.)
<Jon> Float like a butterfly stings like a stooge.
(Jenkins is running around in circles, BBSY is hitting zombies heads off with a bat, then jenkins runs towards him and he swings away knocking out jenkins.)
(BBSY confessional booth.)
<BBSY> It was a proud day for bbsy, jenkins got knocked da fuck out!
(You hear the camera man scream and the camera falls to the floor you can't see bbsy.)
<BBSY> Oh shit forgot about the zombies.
(BBSY runs back to the action.)
<Punisher> Where the fuck where you?
(Punisher says while blowing away zombies with a shotgun.)
<BBSY> Had to do a confessional.
<Punisher> You picked now to do a confessional? Now right now when there's jedi zombies everywhere.
(Punisher blows the brains out of a zombie. Jon has a spear and he's running it goes through 1, 2, 3,4, 5 zombies before he runs it into a wall, he then snaps all of their necks the last one bites his arm, Jon snaps the zombies neck.)
<Jon> I've been bit!
(Killalot slices three zombies heads off with his lightsaber.)
<Killalot> He's been infected.
<Tanswell> What do you mean infected?
<Jon> Yeah what do you mean by infected?
<Killalot> You're gonna turn...
<Jon> Intoooooo.....
(Killalot looks at Jon dumbfounded.)
<Killalot> A zombie! A jedi zombie.
<Jon> How long do I have?
<Killalot> Stop wasting your time with questions and go start killing some zombies.
(Fake chugs down a bottle of patron and then bashes the cranium of a zombie.)
<Fake> I cry myself to sleep every night cause of you mommy.
(A zombie pounces on fake he falls drunkishly on the floor.)
<Fake> All I wanted was the free booze and look where it's got me.
(Punisher shoots the zombie in the back of the head, the zombie falls off of fake.)
<Fake> Are you there God? It's me Margret
<Punisher> Have your first period ay fake?
(Draven throws hot coffee in the faces of a few zombies no effect, he sighs and bashes them all in the face with the only coffee machine in the house.)
(Draven confessional booth.)
<Draven> It pained me to do that.
(Back to the action Jon is starting to get pale, he's still kicking jedi zombie ass. He headbutts one of them four times, he snaps the neck of another one, he finds a mallet on the floor and puts a dent in a zombies head. Simpsons is sitting behind the bar.)
<Simpsons> They'll never find me here. Right Bar keep?........bartender?
(Simpsons looks over to see that the bartender is now a zombie he shrieks and then beats the bartender zombie mercifullessly until it stops moving.)
<Simpsons> Yeah I'm just gonna let this whole thing blow over.
(Jenkins hops in.)
<Jenkins> Sup WWPEE SHEEP!
<Simpsons> I'd rather turn into a zombie than hang out with you.
(Simpsons knocks jenkins out with a bottle of vodka. Then leaves the bar. Christine takes her high heels and starts shoving the heels through the eyes of zombies. BBSY looks on drooling. Draven looks at him.)
<Draven> What are you doing?
<BBSY> She sure looks fine killing all them jedi zombies, it turns me on.
<Draven> You are a strange little boy.
(Draven leaves Killalot is fighting a Zombie Darth maul he's blocking both ends of the saber doing back flips, front flips and barrel rolls while fighting the zombie sith lord. He chops darth maul in half who falls down a never ending pit that has always been in the house.)
<Killalot> People why don't we push all the zombies into the well.
<Canedust> Why not throw jenkins in the well.
(Jon is slowly limping around throwing mini haymakers at every zombie who walks past him. Fisher is still running around.)
<Fisher> Jedi Zombies everywhere....hmmmm this seems like a job for...
(Fisher runs to the bathroom and flies into the living room in a Super Fisher suit.)
<Fisher> Super Fisher to the rescue. HEAT VISION!
(Fisher melts a couple of zombies heads off.)
<Fisher> Supersoak them hoes!!!!!with acid!
(Super Fisher takes a super soaker full of acid and shoots it at mad zombies. Uberto has pistol he points it at the head of an approaching zombie he pulls the trigger confetti comes out with a sign that says bang.)
<Uberto> Figures the only gun I get is a Joker Gun.
(Uberto superkickes the zombie's head off. He turns to his left and there's a wall of weapons.)
<Uberto> Sweet guys look what I foun......da
(A zombie Nice Guy Jon is in front of the wall of weapons.)
<Uberto> Hey Jon it's me Uberto, surely you remember me, look I gotta go get those guns and kill some zombies. Not you but the other zombies. Any of this getting through to you?
(Jon lets out a moan and chases Uberto.)
<Uberto> But Jon I don't want to be the one that kills you.
<Killalot> Then I will duck Uberto.
(Killalot force tosses his saber which cuts Zombie Jon in half, as his body falls the saber comes back to killalot chopping of zombie jon's head. Killalot catches it.)
<Uberto> Well that just sucked, everyone follow me!
(Most of the remaining survivors follow Uberto Fisher stays freezing some of the zombies in place. Everyone else grabs guns. Punisher grabs to uzis!)
<Punisher> You shall all be Punished for invading my space!
(Punisher unloads a bunch of rounds on the zombies. Tanswell has a bow and arrow and he's hitting all the zombies in the heads with arrows. bbsy has daggers and he's just stabbing all the zombies and Christine is looking outside.)
<Christine> Guy's there's no zombies outside anymore they're all in here.
<Draven> It could be a trap!
<Christine> So what are you saying?
<Uberto> I dunno what he's saying but I say let's take em all on. What's that that one zombie has in his hand?
<BBSY> Oh that's just kryptonite superman's weakness.
(Five second pause. The zombie holding the kryptonite is heading towards super fisher.)
<Uberto> Hey you don't think super fisher's weakness is to kryptonite do you?
<BBSY> Naaaaaaaaaahh...
(Super fisher falls to the ground as the zombie gets close.)
<BBSY> Maybe....
<Christine> Either way we should help.
<Uberto> Should but I dunno if we'll end up doing that.
<Draven> Not if we keep this banter up, there's still time to save her.
<Uberto> How did you calculate that up?
(Punisher shoots all the zombies surrounding the weakened super fisher in the head., He drags her away.)
<Uberto> See the problem solved itself.
(A zombie pounces on fisher's legs and goes to town she screams.)
<Christine> You're a dick Uberto we coulda saved her.
<Uberto> Look I want that 250,000 theoritical dollars if it were any of you or canedust I'd save you.
<bbsy> That means a lot bro.
<Uberto> Aren't I the greatest
<Christine> Douchebag I've ever known...yes.
<Uberto> It's funny cause you're not serious.
(Uberto laughs while watching Punisher, the injured fisher, and everyone else but jenkins fighting off the zombies by the wall.)
<Draven> What's so funny.
<Uberto> Look at them it's like the zombies don't even notice us.
<Christine> We should save canedust, and tanswell, and killalot.
<Draven> Killalot's holding his own see
(Killalot has two lightsabers and he's chopping limbs off of zombies like he was a lawnmower.)
<Uberto> Yeah but let's save the other two.
(The four of them run into the action fisher gets dragged away by four zombies who rip off both of her arms and legs then they rip off her head and start eating, Uberto looks repulsed.)
<Uberto> That just wasn't necessary.
<Canedust> We're dropping like flies!
<Tanswell> Where the fuck have you assholes been.
<Uberto> Shooting the breeze. Look we gotta get out of here. Let's go downstairs and see what we can do.
<Christine> How many of these things are there?
<Killalot> Many.
<Christine> Could you be any more vaguerer?
<Killalot> Could've said a lot.
(Two zombie dogs come chasing everyone from the upstairs to the downstairs which has giant spiders, who shoot a web that goes around the punisher. Uberto grabs the punisher and they all run outside the doors slam on the dogs face.)
<Uberto> I don't know about anyone else but I'm not going back into that house until an exterminator is called. Least we saved the Punisher.
(The web around the punisher is acidic. He shrieks in pain.)
<Punisher> Take off the web.
(Uberto tries and burns his fingers. He takes a knife but the blade disintergraites. Ron Simmons walks by. He looks at the acidic smoke coming from the Punisher, he looks frightened.)
<Ron Simmons> DAMN!
(The Punisher dies as Snitsky comes out.)
<Snitsky> Now that there is nine of you.
(Jenkins hops off the roof.)
<Jenkins screaming> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Jenkins hits the ground with a loud thud.)
<Snitsky> Ten of you there are no teams anymore, tomorrow the challenges are individual. We'll get the zombies out of the house in a few minutes.
(Uberto confessional booth.)
<Uberto> TEAM UDDBCKT 4 LIFE, we taking this game by storm ain't no zombies killing any of us.
(Big Fake confessional booth)
<Fake> So I made it I live to fight another day, live to drink another day, live to uncover repressed memories for another day.
(Canedust confessional booth)
<Canedust> I'm glad that our team prevailed and we have 7 people from our original alliance left it's wonderful, Hopefully this alliance sticks and we can be in the final 4....well some of us.
<Uberto> I'm gonna go with jenkins I have no problems with jack he's a chill dude, Jenkins just got to go with his TNA RULZ ALL attitude and the I hate you, you WWPEE SHEEP. You're check's gonna be BOUNCED!
<Mr. Kennedy> Whoever feels like going next go.
<Killalot> Fisher
(Killalot confessional booth.)
<Killalot> Hell yeah I want that bitch out she fraternizes and is in cohoots with the jedi zombies. But other than that she's a ok.
<Kennedy> One vote Fisher One vote Jenkins...
<Tanswell> JACK TYLER!
<Mr. Kennedy> One vote Jack Tyler.
<Draven> Jack Tyler.
(Draven confessional booth.)
<Draven> I'm trying to eliminate the strongest link on the other team. I need that money I can buy a new car, some coffee, some hookers, some coffee, a new tv, coffee, coffee, fuck it I'll buy a Hortons if I win the money I'll manage it all for myself.
<Mr. Kennedy> 2 votes tyler.
<Jon> Make that a third.
<Mr. Kennedy> Three votes tyler
<BBSY> Draven....I mean Jack Tyler.
(BBSY confessional booth.)
<BBSY> I'm eliminating Jack Tyler cause I know if it came down to us two he'd wipe the floor with me, plus he's muzzling in on my christine.
<Mr. Kennedy> Four votes Tyler. Jack Tyler no more votes are needed, you have been eliminated. But if the final two could've vote who would you pick.
<Christine> Jenkins.
<Canedust> I would pick Jack Tyler, we're gonna pick Team B apart!
<Mr. Kennedy> Jack Tyler please go on that looooooooong journey to the US border.
(Jack tyler walks away with his roller suitcase and walks to the desert. Jack Tyler Confessional booth.)
<Jack Tyler> All of them are bitches they just weren't ready TEAM UDDBCJKT FEARS JACK TYLER! I just hope my fans can learn from my experience it was a short one but not shorter than Kasaa's and LOL.
(A picture of jack tyler is ripped up.)
<Mr. Kennedy> The teams stand at Team B with 6 players, and TEAM UDDBCJKT with 8.
<Uberto> THE! Uberto's team is dominant bitches!
<Big Fake> I be needing a drink.
(Fake leaves.)
<Canedust> TO THE BAR!
<Mr. Kennedy> You guys can chill for the time being, I'm gonna go play hopscotch.
(Kennedy hops on one foot trips and dislocates his shoulder.)
<Mr. Kennedy> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KENNEDY!!! KEN NAH DEEEEEOWWWWWWW!
(The paramedics come. Snitsky the wrestler walks over to everone.)
<Snitsky> When you get done socializing I have a challenge for you.
(They all go to their respective rooms, team UDDBCJKT upstairs with Simpsons while the other team is downstairs we're upstairs.)
<Canedust> Simpsons really appreciate you throwing the past two events, I mean we'd probably still would've won twice in a row but still, right now we're unstoppable, untouchable.
<Simpsons> I just can't wait until they get rid of the teams. Now you guys need to vote their strongest player out next round.
<Draven> Well who's that?
<Simpsons> Punisher, he's already trying to rile them all up.
(Going downstairs punisher is fast asleep. Back upstairs.
<Simpsons> I think it should be Punisher, Georgiboy and Big Faker. That whole drunk thing has to be an act.
<Uberto> You sure because he looks pretty hammered sometimes.
<Christine> I say we got this whole competition in the bag.
<Canedust> Let's start shit
<Tanswell screaming> LET'S FUCK SHIT UP!!!!!!!!
(Tanswell runs to the door stop as he passes Jenkins turns around and punches him in the face then shoving his head through the wall.)
<Tanswell> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
(Tanswell throw dishes at the walls of the other teams rooms. We go back upstairs. Killalot seems worried, his lightsaber goes on.)
<Killalot> It's time everybody man up, christine woman up. They're here.
<BBSY> Who's they?
<Uberto> You can't be talking about them.
<Killalot> Yes.
<Jon> Who exactly is them?
(Uberto points at a bunch of zombies with lightsabers.)
<Jon> Oh no it's a jedi zombie invasion.
(Georgiboy, Punisher, Fake, Jenkins, Fisher run up the stairs Jedi zombies chasing them from behind.)
<Fisher> Oh lord jedi zombies, maybe if we go upstairs we'll be safe.
(They go upstairs and see team UDDBCJKT surrounded by more zombies.)
<Fisher> Sweet Jesus more jedi zombies.
<Killalot> I got this shit everyone jump out the windows.
(Georgiboy starts running.)
<Georgiboy> LET'S DO THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!
(Georgiboy hops out the window.)
<Killalot> Providing there's no zombies outside.
(Canedust looks out the window.)
<Canedust> Yep......Georgi's fucked.
<Christine> WE'RE SURROUNDED!
<Fake> I'M OUT OF BOOZE!
<Jenkins> NO I WANT TO WATCH THE NEWEST BILL AND DOUG VIDEO!
<Uberto> Please stop FUCKING SHOUTING! Here's the plan we all band together as a team and kill these jedi zombie mother fuckers.
(A mace windu zombie approaches killalot, his saber is purple, Killalot's is blue, the two have a grueling fight Zombie Windu tries to bite Killalot's neck but killalot shoves his saber up windu's jaw and through his head. Three zombies approach Uberto with lightsabers.)
<Uberto> All I wanted to do was smoke a blunt enjoy the scenery but nooooooooo I gotta deal with these jedi zombie bastards!
(Uberto pulls out two long daggers and hops in the air stabbing a zombie in the eye, another through the forehead, he pulls the daggers out as he lands on his feet the two zombies drop, the other one lunges at Uberto jaws open wide, the zombie runs into Uberto's blade mouth first, then Uberto takes the other dagger and stabs in through the zombies temple. Jon is fighting zombies with just his fists.)
<Nice Guy Jon> Take that, and that, and up yours!
(Jon snaps to zombies necks. He then stunners another zombie who flies through the air. He stomps on a zombies foot, slaps him in the face then pokes his eyes out.)
<Jon> Float like a butterfly stings like a stooge.
(Jenkins is running around in circles, BBSY is hitting zombies heads off with a bat, then jenkins runs towards him and he swings away knocking out jenkins.)
(BBSY confessional booth.)
<BBSY> It was a proud day for bbsy, jenkins got knocked da fuck out!
(You hear the camera man scream and the camera falls to the floor you can't see bbsy.)
<BBSY> Oh shit forgot about the zombies.
(BBSY runs back to the action.)
<Punisher> Where the fuck where you?
(Punisher says while blowing away zombies with a shotgun.)
<BBSY> Had to do a confessional.
<Punisher> You picked now to do a confessional? Now right now when there's jedi zombies everywhere.
(Punisher blows the brains out of a zombie. Jon has a spear and he's running it goes through 1, 2, 3,4, 5 zombies before he runs it into a wall, he then snaps all of their necks the last one bites his arm, Jon snaps the zombies neck.)
<Jon> I've been bit!
(Killalot slices three zombies heads off with his lightsaber.)
<Killalot> He's been infected.
<Tanswell> What do you mean infected?
<Jon> Yeah what do you mean by infected?
<Killalot> You're gonna turn...
<Jon> Intoooooo.....
(Killalot looks at Jon dumbfounded.)
<Killalot> A zombie! A jedi zombie.
<Jon> How long do I have?
<Killalot> Stop wasting your time with questions and go start killing some zombies.
(Fake chugs down a bottle of patron and then bashes the cranium of a zombie.)
<Fake> I cry myself to sleep every night cause of you mommy.
(A zombie pounces on fake he falls drunkishly on the floor.)
<Fake> All I wanted was the free booze and look where it's got me.
(Punisher shoots the zombie in the back of the head, the zombie falls off of fake.)
<Fake> Are you there God? It's me Margret
<Punisher> Have your first period ay fake?
(Draven throws hot coffee in the faces of a few zombies no effect, he sighs and bashes them all in the face with the only coffee machine in the house.)
(Draven confessional booth.)
<Draven> It pained me to do that.
(Back to the action Jon is starting to get pale, he's still kicking jedi zombie ass. He headbutts one of them four times, he snaps the neck of another one, he finds a mallet on the floor and puts a dent in a zombies head. Simpsons is sitting behind the bar.)
<Simpsons> They'll never find me here. Right Bar keep?........bartender?
(Simpsons looks over to see that the bartender is now a zombie he shrieks and then beats the bartender zombie mercifullessly until it stops moving.)
<Simpsons> Yeah I'm just gonna let this whole thing blow over.
(Jenkins hops in.)
<Jenkins> Sup WWPEE SHEEP!
<Simpsons> I'd rather turn into a zombie than hang out with you.
(Simpsons knocks jenkins out with a bottle of vodka. Then leaves the bar. Christine takes her high heels and starts shoving the heels through the eyes of zombies. BBSY looks on drooling. Draven looks at him.)
<Draven> What are you doing?
<BBSY> She sure looks fine killing all them jedi zombies, it turns me on.
<Draven> You are a strange little boy.
(Draven leaves Killalot is fighting a Zombie Darth maul he's blocking both ends of the saber doing back flips, front flips and barrel rolls while fighting the zombie sith lord. He chops darth maul in half who falls down a never ending pit that has always been in the house.)
<Killalot> People why don't we push all the zombies into the well.
<Canedust> Why not throw jenkins in the well.
(Jon is slowly limping around throwing mini haymakers at every zombie who walks past him. Fisher is still running around.)
<Fisher> Jedi Zombies everywhere....hmmmm this seems like a job for...
(Fisher runs to the bathroom and flies into the living room in a Super Fisher suit.)
<Fisher> Super Fisher to the rescue. HEAT VISION!
(Fisher melts a couple of zombies heads off.)
<Fisher> Supersoak them hoes!!!!!with acid!
(Super Fisher takes a super soaker full of acid and shoots it at mad zombies. Uberto has pistol he points it at the head of an approaching zombie he pulls the trigger confetti comes out with a sign that says bang.)
<Uberto> Figures the only gun I get is a Joker Gun.
(Uberto superkickes the zombie's head off. He turns to his left and there's a wall of weapons.)
<Uberto> Sweet guys look what I foun......da
(A zombie Nice Guy Jon is in front of the wall of weapons.)
<Uberto> Hey Jon it's me Uberto, surely you remember me, look I gotta go get those guns and kill some zombies. Not you but the other zombies. Any of this getting through to you?
(Jon lets out a moan and chases Uberto.)
<Uberto> But Jon I don't want to be the one that kills you.
<Killalot> Then I will duck Uberto.
(Killalot force tosses his saber which cuts Zombie Jon in half, as his body falls the saber comes back to killalot chopping of zombie jon's head. Killalot catches it.)
<Uberto> Well that just sucked, everyone follow me!
(Most of the remaining survivors follow Uberto Fisher stays freezing some of the zombies in place. Everyone else grabs guns. Punisher grabs to uzis!)
<Punisher> You shall all be Punished for invading my space!
(Punisher unloads a bunch of rounds on the zombies. Tanswell has a bow and arrow and he's hitting all the zombies in the heads with arrows. bbsy has daggers and he's just stabbing all the zombies and Christine is looking outside.)
<Christine> Guy's there's no zombies outside anymore they're all in here.
<Draven> It could be a trap!
<Christine> So what are you saying?
<Uberto> I dunno what he's saying but I say let's take em all on. What's that that one zombie has in his hand?
<BBSY> Oh that's just kryptonite superman's weakness.
(Five second pause. The zombie holding the kryptonite is heading towards super fisher.)
<Uberto> Hey you don't think super fisher's weakness is to kryptonite do you?
<BBSY> Naaaaaaaaaahh...
(Super fisher falls to the ground as the zombie gets close.)
<BBSY> Maybe....
<Christine> Either way we should help.
<Uberto> Should but I dunno if we'll end up doing that.
<Draven> Not if we keep this banter up, there's still time to save her.
<Uberto> How did you calculate that up?
(Punisher shoots all the zombies surrounding the weakened super fisher in the head., He drags her away.)
<Uberto> See the problem solved itself.
(A zombie pounces on fisher's legs and goes to town she screams.)
<Christine> You're a dick Uberto we coulda saved her.
<Uberto> Look I want that 250,000 theoritical dollars if it were any of you or canedust I'd save you.
<bbsy> That means a lot bro.
<Uberto> Aren't I the greatest
<Christine> Douchebag I've ever known...yes.
<Uberto> It's funny cause you're not serious.
(Uberto laughs while watching Punisher, the injured fisher, and everyone else but jenkins fighting off the zombies by the wall.)
<Draven> What's so funny.
<Uberto> Look at them it's like the zombies don't even notice us.
<Christine> We should save canedust, and tanswell, and killalot.
<Draven> Killalot's holding his own see
(Killalot has two lightsabers and he's chopping limbs off of zombies like he was a lawnmower.)
<Uberto> Yeah but let's save the other two.
(The four of them run into the action fisher gets dragged away by four zombies who rip off both of her arms and legs then they rip off her head and start eating, Uberto looks repulsed.)
<Uberto> That just wasn't necessary.
<Canedust> We're dropping like flies!
<Tanswell> Where the fuck have you assholes been.
<Uberto> Shooting the breeze. Look we gotta get out of here. Let's go downstairs and see what we can do.
<Christine> How many of these things are there?
<Killalot> Many.
<Christine> Could you be any more vaguerer?
<Killalot> Could've said a lot.
(Two zombie dogs come chasing everyone from the upstairs to the downstairs which has giant spiders, who shoot a web that goes around the punisher. Uberto grabs the punisher and they all run outside the doors slam on the dogs face.)
<Uberto> I don't know about anyone else but I'm not going back into that house until an exterminator is called. Least we saved the Punisher.
(The web around the punisher is acidic. He shrieks in pain.)
<Punisher> Take off the web.
(Uberto tries and burns his fingers. He takes a knife but the blade disintergraites. Ron Simmons walks by. He looks at the acidic smoke coming from the Punisher, he looks frightened.)
<Ron Simmons> DAMN!
(The Punisher dies as Snitsky comes out.)
<Snitsky> Now that there is nine of you.
(Jenkins hops off the roof.)
<Jenkins screaming> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Jenkins hits the ground with a loud thud.)
<Snitsky> Ten of you there are no teams anymore, tomorrow the challenges are individual. We'll get the zombies out of the house in a few minutes.
(Uberto confessional booth.)
<Uberto> TEAM UDDBCKT 4 LIFE, we taking this game by storm ain't no zombies killing any of us.
(Big Fake confessional booth)
<Fake> So I made it I live to fight another day, live to drink another day, live to uncover repressed memories for another day.
(Canedust confessional booth)
<Canedust> I'm glad that our team prevailed and we have 7 people from our original alliance left it's wonderful, Hopefully this alliance sticks and we can be in the final 4....well some of us.
