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Post by burke211 on Feb 26, 2010 21:45:50 GMT -5
Be as honest as you're legally able to.
With a bunch of my friends, setting off the fire alarm in school to get out of class and go play football. Was funny at the time as a 10 year old, then you get the "you wasted the fire brigade's value time" talk and realise it was a pretty shitty thing to do.
Accidently killed a duck. I'd rather not go into this any further.
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Feb 26, 2010 21:49:33 GMT -5
Apart from my ex, I went through a mooning stage that lasted about five years. It led to several unfortunate moments and lessons. Like for instance, make sure the camera light is off before dropping your pants and never attempt to run without pulling them up.
The worst though has to be when my best friend and I invited a girl we didn't like to a slumber party and spent the night pretty much torturing her. I've never felt worse about making someone cry.
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Post by b_Pooly on Feb 26, 2010 21:58:44 GMT -5
Tormenting Paul and Christine... though it's great fun, I reccomend everyone to try it.
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Post by burke211 on Feb 26, 2010 22:05:34 GMT -5
 Another one of mine would be in the final week of my last school year when we went to London. We went to the theatre and we were bored to tears, so a bunch of us slipped out and got on the subway and got off at a random station and someone (not me) decided to ditch one of our friends for a laugh and leave him stranded in the middle of nowhere with no idea how to get home. Anyone who's ever been to certain areas of London after dark knows that could have turned out badly. I swear I'm not an asshole anymore. ;D
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Post by b_Pooly on Feb 26, 2010 22:12:13 GMT -5
Another one of mine would be in the final week of my last school year when we went to London. We went to the theatre and we were bored to tears, so a bunch of us slipped out and got on the subway and got off at a random station and someone (not me) decided to ditch one of our friends for a laugh and leave him stranded in the middle of nowhere with no idea how to get home. Anyone who's ever been to certain areas of London after dark knows that could have turned out badly. I swear I'm not an asshole anymore. ;D only an asshole would lie about not being an asshole. |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Feb 26, 2010 22:20:06 GMT -5
You're just jealous he's a far bigger asshole than you could ever achieve.
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Post by burke211 on Feb 26, 2010 22:20:44 GMT -5
Another one of mine would be in the final week of my last school year when we went to London. We went to the theatre and we were bored to tears, so a bunch of us slipped out and got on the subway and got off at a random station and someone (not me) decided to ditch one of our friends for a laugh and leave him stranded in the middle of nowhere with no idea how to get home. Anyone who's ever been to certain areas of London after dark knows that could have turned out badly. I swear I'm not an asshole anymore. ;D only an asshole would lie about not being an asshole. Damn you straight to hell. My facade as an easy going, decent guy, is up, it seems.  EDIT: And yes, I just realized you'll probably take being damned to hell as a compliment or some kind of victory.  |
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Post by kaasa on Feb 26, 2010 22:25:03 GMT -5
Posting on NHB. XD
I once locked a kid in a shed once, he started crying his little eyes out, until we let him out a couple of seconds later. Oh, and I've also seen a couple episodes of Hannah Montana.
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Post by bfizzle on Feb 26, 2010 22:28:09 GMT -5
Vandelizing the school in 11th grade.
Dropping out of college.
Giving my ex numerous "second chances."
All the times I was ever mean to lesser people who didn't deserve it.
I could really go on and on with this. Lol.
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Post by kaasa on Feb 26, 2010 22:31:29 GMT -5
My friends and I both filmed, and cracked jokes at a fat guy getting robbed. Of course this was later used in our immediate trial for violating the duty to rescue.
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Post by burke211 on Feb 26, 2010 22:45:46 GMT -5
I feel the need to explain the duck story. The first house I lived in as a kid was right by the River Clyde and me and my buddies used to just randomly throw stones in the water. One time, a duck came closer than usual to the edge and I bet one of my friends that he couldn't hit it. It was still so far away you would think it was impossible, but the son of a bitch got it first time and the poor thing turned upside down and sank. We didn't even feel bad about it at the time, but now looking back...  |
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Post by b_Pooly on Feb 26, 2010 22:46:31 GMT -5
only an asshole would lie about not being an asshole. Damn you straight to hell. My facade as an easy going, decent guy, is up, it seems. EDIT: And yes, I just realized you'll probably take being damned to hell as a compliment or some kind of victory. Yes I do  And MC likes to chime in against me it seems, I wonder how I got under her skin... I like it!  |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Feb 26, 2010 22:51:07 GMT -5
That is awful, Burke. Little boys are dreadful.
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Post by bfizzle on Feb 26, 2010 22:54:45 GMT -5
I feel the need to explain the duck story. The first house I lived in as a kid was right by the River Clyde and me and my buddies used to just randomly throw stones in the water. One time, a duck came closer than usual to the edge and I bet one of my friends that he couldn't hit it. It was still so far away you would think it was impossible, but the son of a bitch got it first time and the poor thing turned upside down and sank. We didn't even feel bad about it at the time, but now looking back...  |
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Post by burke211 on Feb 26, 2010 22:55:46 GMT -5
That is awful, Burke. Little boys are dreadful. Yes. They really are. It's weird that that happened like 15 years ago and I still remember it. |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Feb 26, 2010 23:01:35 GMT -5
I think murdering a cute and innocent animal is one of those thinks that stick with you. I suppose at least you guys weren't doing it out of malice and likely didn't realize what could happen.
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Post by bfizzle on Feb 26, 2010 23:02:29 GMT -5
It's weird that that happened like 15 years ago and I still remember it. I have times where I'll remember random shit. Like stuff that happened in the cafeteria in 3rd grade. Its so weird. |
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Post by burke211 on Feb 26, 2010 23:05:58 GMT -5
I feel the need to explain the duck story. The first house I lived in as a kid was right by the River Clyde and me and my buddies used to just randomly throw stones in the water. One time, a duck came closer than usual to the edge and I bet one of my friends that he couldn't hit it. It was still so far away you would think it was impossible, but the son of a bitch got it first time and the poor thing turned upside down and sank. We didn't even feel bad about it at the time, but now looking back... That is the worst condemnation of all. I guess I never realized just how awful that was.  |
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Post by Bbsy_is_Jellytick on Feb 26, 2010 23:07:01 GMT -5
When I was a little girl I used to pee in the bath water while I took a bath.
In middle school, I threatened to cut myself,then called the cops on myself and was sent to a mental asylum for a while.
In elementary school I made fun of this girl really bad that was trying to be friends with me. I ended up apologizing to her in high school for it.
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Post by b_Pooly on Feb 26, 2010 23:10:14 GMT -5
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Post by bfizzle on Feb 26, 2010 23:10:59 GMT -5
That is the worst condemnation of all. I guess I never realized just how awful that was. Lol. At least you know now the weight of your actions. Besides, the all knowing Maryse allowed you to be in her presence. Your sins have clearly been forgiven. |
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Post by bfizzle on Feb 26, 2010 23:12:02 GMT -5
When I was a little girl I used to pee in the bath water while I took a bath. Didn't all kids?  |
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Post by Bbsy_is_Jellytick on Feb 26, 2010 23:22:19 GMT -5
When I was a little girl I used to pee in the bath water while I took a bath. Didn't all kids? OH well we can scratch that off the list! |
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Post by kaasa on Feb 26, 2010 23:37:51 GMT -5
Imagine Vince McMahon joining in on this
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Post by hypercringe on Feb 27, 2010 9:41:53 GMT -5
I broke a girl's nose after she decided to kick me in the shin for no reason. Actually most of mine will probably stem from fights I ended up driving a finger nail through a guys lip after grabbing his face when he decided it would be funny to kick me in the stomach and steal my hat. |
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Post by thetarrynator on Feb 27, 2010 10:03:59 GMT -5
3 years ago I punched a friend of mine straight in the mouth and knocked his tooth out and it ripped straight through his lip and into my knuckle which got split into two.
F-5'd someone into a brick wall when I was 11.
Bit my little cousin's head for headbutting me 2 weeks ago.
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Post by Synyster Gates on Feb 27, 2010 14:39:47 GMT -5
When I was fighting with my brother a while back I accidentally (I hate that damn unspellable word!) elbowed my little sister in the back of the head...knocking her out. My brother of course used this opportunity to punch me in the jaw as i was distracted....
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Post by b_Pooly on Feb 27, 2010 15:01:06 GMT -5
When I was fighting with my brother a while back I accidentely (I hate that damn unspellable word!) elbowed my little sister in the back of the head...knocking her out. My brother of course used this oppurtunity to punch me in the jaw as i was distracted.... *accidentally *opportunity |
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Post by Synyster Gates on Feb 27, 2010 15:34:03 GMT -5
When I was fighting with my brother a while back I accidentely (I hate that damn unspellable word!) elbowed my little sister in the back of the head...knocking her out. My brother of course used this oppurtunity to punch me in the jaw as i was distracted.... *accidentally *opportunity Oppurtunity was a typo, the U is near the O...... |
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Feb 27, 2010 20:59:12 GMT -5
I've made this douchebag smoke my pubes, but I am proud of that accomplishment
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