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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Mar 21, 2010 22:22:58 GMT -5
A customer told me this joke today.
A man and his wife are in the er, she's about to give birth she screams GET THIS THING OUT OF ME! GIVE ME DRUGS! To the doctor. She looks at her husband and shouts YOU DID THIS YOU BASTARD THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, the husband says hey I wanted to fuck you in the ass that night.
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Post by hypercringe on Mar 21, 2010 22:48:49 GMT -5
A customer told me this joke today. A man and his wife are in the er, she's about to give birth she screams GET THIS THING OUT OF ME! GIVE ME DRUGS! To the doctor. She looks at her husband and shouts YOU DID THIS YOU BASTARD THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, the husband says hey I wanted to fuck you in the ass that night.   Oh dear now I have to turn in my sisterhood card |
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Post by thetarrynator on Mar 22, 2010 16:34:38 GMT -5
*silence*
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Mar 22, 2010 20:14:07 GMT -5
A customer told me this joke today. A man and his wife are in the er, she's about to give birth she screams GET THIS THING OUT OF ME! GIVE ME DRUGS! To the doctor. She looks at her husband and shouts YOU DID THIS YOU BASTARD THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, the husband says hey I wanted to fuck you in the ass that night. that's funny? I hope she clocked him, with a 9 iron if she had one...I learned from "Burn Notice" (that I have to catch up on somehow) that a golf club allows you to cause more extensive damage to specific parts of the body, compared to say, a baseball bat, so this will make sure he still has arms to hold the baby with while the mother who gave birth too the child sleeps... |
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Post by hypercringe on Mar 22, 2010 22:32:08 GMT -5
Oh please
Sounds like some people have been beaten down by PC thuggery
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Mar 23, 2010 2:29:36 GMT -5
He should have kept it classy and stated he only wanted head.
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Post by Queen of the Damned on Mar 23, 2010 6:24:20 GMT -5
Oh please Sounds like some people have been beaten down by PC thuggery no, someone gone through child birth....just sayin' |
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Mar 23, 2010 22:33:18 GMT -5
It's a joke it's not a true story.
I'm a stoner, right I love to smoke pot you know how many dumb stoner jokes there are that don't bother me.
I'm part polish, people have told me stupid polish jokes I laugh because you want to know why, it's just a joke.
I have a sense of humor if someone tells me they're gonna tell me a joke I'm prepared for a joke I'm not going to relate it to my everyday life.
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Mar 23, 2010 22:46:49 GMT -5
Also why would a guy rather get a blow job than vaginal intercourse that makes no sense to me. I don't think a blow job is classy. You kiss with that mouth. You kiss relatives with that mouth that's nasty and dirty....now will I accept a bj yes.
Oh and I don't know any classy jokes just funny ones.
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Mar 23, 2010 23:12:57 GMT -5
Yeah, maybe you should take a look at your previous post there, buddy.
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Post by hypercringe on Mar 23, 2010 23:40:46 GMT -5
Oh please Sounds like some people have been beaten down by PC thuggery no, someone gone through child birth....just sayin' Bah its only child birth how painful could it be ;D   As I said for laughing at the joke I'd have to turn in my sisterhood card |
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Post by b_Pooly on Mar 24, 2010 7:41:39 GMT -5
Children, children, calm the fuck down or we'll take your cellphones away.
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