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Post by Queen of the Damned on Mar 28, 2010 19:25:46 GMT -5
Police: Drunk Pa. man tried to revive dead opossum AP Sat Mar 27, 6:44 am ET PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. – Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Levier says the animal already had been dead a while. The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe. Related Searches: * oliver township news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100327/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_opossum_resuscitation People will be talking about him around that town for a long time  |
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Post by THE Man They Call Uberto on Mar 28, 2010 23:26:44 GMT -5
BREATHE DAMMIT BREATHE I WON'T LET ANOTHER ONE DIE ON ME NOT TONIGHT!
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Mar 28, 2010 23:33:41 GMT -5
That's totally just his excuse for forcing himself on an opossum. More rapists should consider it.
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Post by hypercringe on Mar 29, 2010 6:52:26 GMT -5
That's totally just his excuse for forcing himself on an opossum. More rapists should consider it. Do we really need to issue in the "I didn't know she was dead" defence? |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Apr 1, 2010 4:34:20 GMT -5
I think an "I thought she was dead" one would be better. With the weirdos at the morgue they really should have a release you can sign along the lines of organ donation as to whether or not you're okay with post-mortem sex.
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Post by hypercringe on Apr 1, 2010 20:34:21 GMT -5
I think an "I thought she was dead" one would be better. With the weirdos at the morgue they really should have a release you can sign along the lines of organ donation as to whether or not you're okay with post-mortem sex. Well there's a themed brothel idea Pimpin' the dead |
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Post by malfunkshun on Apr 26, 2010 3:55:39 GMT -5
I remember seeing this story on the television while I was at the gym. Poor guy.
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Post by bfizzle on Apr 26, 2010 3:59:06 GMT -5
This story is kind of disturbing, but I guess kudos are in order for trying to revive the poor animal.  |
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