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Post by burke211 on Apr 15, 2010 14:04:39 GMT -5
Yeah, this deserves it’s own thread lol.
Bbsy, gimme a beat! ;D
Here we go…
Enickma’s ass is about to go down, and that’s not some gay innuendo
He’d have better luck beating me at Nintendo
My rhymes will just keep getting better, til they reach a crescendo
This ain’t no race, time to put you in your place
Enickma calling me out? He can’t even look me in the face!
This ain’t Raw Is War, this is No Holds Barred!
Over here I’m the star, and you play the retard
I out-rhyme you so bad, you’ll be saying “damn, this game is hard!”
I’ll beat him so bad, he’ll probably start to sound delirious
Begging me to stop humiliating him, and asking why so serious?
I see your avatar, we all know you’re the real joker
You did alright against Kenton, but to me you just medicore
The man of the hour, the tower of power, too sweet to be sour...
What the hell does that even mean?
You sound like a little kid, you sure your really 19?
I’m the battle rap king, he probably wants to be the queen
He doesn‘t wanna respond, he’ll probably just run to Christine
Asking her to ban me, cause I’m just being too mean!
That’s it for now, these corny ass lines just sealed your fate
So now it’s game over, Check…And…Mate
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Post by enickma on Apr 16, 2010 1:52:42 GMT -5
Not gonna lie, that was fucking good
in order to top that i'd really have to be hood
i played nintendo, i'm like mario
and you're like peach, just some starry ho
call me the joker, and come play me in poker
im coming up aces like a midnight toker
i dont back down, there's no see you later
i'm to this board what crowe was to gladiator
from uberto, to christine, cringe and bbsy
i'm the one who keeps it most fly
ask anyone, even ask tarry
you know rap like kenton knows the dictionary!
i'm 19 years old, you know it's true
that's one year for each time i'm gonna serve you
you did a great job, though, you're a good degrader
so all ill say is WHOS NEXT and see you later.
(that sucked. sorry I'm a little off tonight).
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Post by burke211 on Apr 16, 2010 12:02:37 GMT -5
i played nintendo, i'm like mario and you're like peach, just some starry ho Haha, Mario reference FTW. Next time I’m gonna have to try and find a way to bring up Sonic and compare you to Tails. ;D I see what you did there, I have to admit I’m impressed Name-checking all those posters like that, that was hard to detest Now I’m gonna have do it better, just to prove I’m the best You set the challenge, but I’m about to pass your test The whole of NHB knows that Enickma just can’t beat me But don’t just take my word for it, cause we all agree B Fizzle & Seasons know I’m the best, I even get props from LG & MC! They all know the deal, just ask around and you’ll see Bbsy likes to be difficult, so he might disagree But deep down, even he knows, that I’m the better man! Christine’s the boss, and even she’s a big fan I challenged Kaasa & Uberto to a battle, too bad they ran But Cringe, Tarry & Astro are on the right side I hear there’s a wedding next week, and Enickma’s the bride? My real name is William, but you can call me Burke I ain’t no guest, so I don’t have to lurk I do this for fun, you know this ain’t hard work I got the power of security, don’t make me play that card We all know who’s the real battle rap champ, here at No Holds Barred! |
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Post by enickma on Apr 17, 2010 2:37:01 GMT -5
Say what you want but it always fails,
you may be sonic but you can kiss my tails!
Let's break it down, the N H B
N is for never, which is when you're gonna beat me
H is for hairy, like your big momma's back
and B is for brutal cuz your rhymes are so whack
From LA to NY i always keep it tight
i always got a mic cuz I know to rock it right
I'll smoke you out harder than a ghetto chronic
you're gonna run away, that's how you play, sonic
my name's enickma, and i'm the big kid on the block
and if you don't like it, you can suck my fat ____
(this probably goes without saying, too, but anything I say about your rhymes is totally not serious. You're really good at this).
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Post by burke211 on Apr 17, 2010 9:04:10 GMT -5
this probably goes without saying, too, but anything I say about your rhymes is totally not serious. Haha, it's cool, same here. This is a hell of a lot easier to do via text, if I had to think of this on the spot and actually speak these lines out my mouth it would be a disaster.  I wasn’t expecting him to show up for round 3, so props to Enickma Too bad he’s gone be a loser again, and have to carry that stigma This ain’t no war, this is a lyrical slaughter Enickma’s trying to keep up, but I’m blowing him out the water! I can rhyme fast or slow, whatever your preference This guy Enickma’s a thief, he just stole my Sonic reference! He claims he’s badass, but he’s really softer than Kenton After this round, you just know that he’ll stay gone I proved since the first round, that I’m the King to his pawn He claims otherwise, all I can say is *yawn* For real, Enickma still running round here like he’s the white Jay-Z? I don’t have the heart to tell him his lines are more lifeless than Patrick Swayze Too soon? Sorry, sometimes I get a little crazy* They might send me to Shutter Island, like Martin Scorsese* *The creation of these last 2 lines were inspired, very loosely, on a post by a Mr. B. McBoob* |
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Post by burke211 on Apr 17, 2010 9:20:47 GMT -5
Damn, look who’s stepped up, it’s the Tarrynator
He can try and kill me, like Delbert the Exterminator
But I’ll just keep coming back, like the Terminator
What the hell? He thinks this is a triple threat?
Tarry just made a mistake, that he's gonna regret
Inserting yourself into this battle, are you mentally sick?
You botched half your lines, like Eve throwing a dropkick
In fact she reminds me a lot of you, she’s a clumsy ass chick
But knocking people over with a gust of wind is a hell of a trick!
She must take after you, screwing up is your shtick
Your too slow to understand, or maybe I’m just too quick
After Enickma’s last round, I was about to be sick
Now Tarry‘s trying to outsmart me, but I’m just too slick
Their time is almost up, can you hear that clock tick?
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Post by enickma on Apr 18, 2010 1:16:02 GMT -5
Tarry, who gave you this chance?
Ain't nobody wanna see a three way dance
but maybe I'll go ahead and just duck out so
you two can just go and get it on so
there will be a lot less tension here so
there will be more attention to fear, bro
see, this title's gonna stay around my waist
and not goin to either of you two pieces of waste
ah, i know what you're thinkin, there aint too much rhymin
it's just clever wordplay, i'm two-timin
this thing with all my double meanings and innuendos
anything compared to me just really blows
the kings in court, and in court he's gonna stay
maybe someday you can top me, but it definitely ain't today.
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Post by burke211 on Apr 18, 2010 10:17:06 GMT -5
This is way too easy, Enickma’s back in town
My avatar is Pennywise, but he’s the real clown
Everybody be quiet, let him say his piece
Enickma’s a bigger fan of me than I am of Maryse!
He wants a war, but I’m calling for peace
Because being this good should be illegal, he might call the police
And what’s all this talking about a 3 way dance?
He’s trying to change the rules, but he still won’t stand a chance
Let’s switch things up, time for me to really make my mark
You killed Kenton? Huh, kinda sounds like South Park
Too bad your rhymes sound weaker than a gay dogs bark
This isn’t even a challenge for me, I could write these rhymes in the dark
Enickma’s just a little fish in this battle, but I’m the great white shark
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Post by enickma on Apr 18, 2010 15:01:53 GMT -5
I really should be gettin stuff done
but all this rhymin and rappin is too much fun!
I love gettin on to see what Burke has to say
but he's about as good at this as Kenton isn't gay
Burke's one challenge Imma never duck,
just call him the Vacuum, they both suck
Aww, I'm sorry, that was a little mean
but it's time for you to know I own this scene
Like your mom on weekends, you gonna get played
by your boy Enickma, the one-man rap raid.
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Post by burke211 on Apr 18, 2010 18:39:25 GMT -5
Enickma must be deluded, he just said my rap skills suck
I was about to start taking it easy on him, but now he’s outta luck
Like a song by Placebo, Enickma’s running up that hill
But he quits halfway up, he just doesn’t have the will
I’m already at the top, I can just sit here and chill
That’s it, Enickma’s on the ropes, time to go for the kill
Beat him so bad, leave him addicted to pills
He keeps trying to quit, but he just gets the chills
All this because he couldn’t match up to my skills?
You still think you can defeat me? You must be higher than a roller coaster
Come on, you can admit it, everybody knows I’m your favourite poster!
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Post by b_Pooly on Apr 18, 2010 20:54:45 GMT -5
I really should be gettin stuff done but all this rhymin and rappin is too much fun! I love gettin on to see what Burke has to say but he's about as good at this as Kenton isn't gay Burke's one challenge Imma never duck, just call him the Vacuum, they both suck Aww, I'm sorry, that was a little mean but it's time for you to know I own this scene Like your mom on weekends, you gonna get played by your boy Enickma, the one-man rap raid. that one was actually good, congrats...you are officially tan....  |
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Post by enickma on Apr 19, 2010 3:59:57 GMT -5
I typed up a whole response earlier but it didn't save... I was so pissed. Oh well.
I feel like a man runnin a marathon
but i'd like to try some of the drugs you on
that make you think you're really competition
so pull up a chair, sit down and take a listen
call me hank, cuz i'm the king of the hill
like gavin's ass, you gonna get your fill
it's a rhymin revolution i'm gonna be startin
birds sing, sun shines and clouds partin
i ain't gonna stop, even if it rain
from here on out, NHB's Kurt Cobain
is in the house, and keeping it chill
but go ahead and gimme a pill
so i can shove it down your throat so it won't hurt
when real offensive shit gets blurted
at you, and you be beggin for mercy
but you'll end up rarer than an o.j. simpson jersey.
(that turned out hateful... again, no harm meant by it, just rhyme things as they come to me haha)
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Post by burke211 on Apr 19, 2010 15:17:31 GMT -5
Haha, it's cool. I'm just pulling stuff out my ass at this point, I keep thinking of stuff, then realising I already used it earlier lol.
This ain’t a marathon, but you can get ready to run
I‘m about to win this battle, Enickma’s almost done
He doesn’t think that I’m really competition?
He‘s just telling lies, like a politician
This isn‘t a battle rap, more like a lyrical demolition
This is like UFC, I’ve got Enickma caught in a submission
He better tap, or I’m gonna put him out of commission
Nevermind what kind of drugs I’m on, your probably hooked on cocaine
Your Hank from King of the Hill? Then go back to selling propane
Calling himself NHB’s Kurt Cobain, but this ain’t Nirvana
Stop making a fool of yourself, lay off the marijuana
He’s talking about some rare jersey, but I don’t care about OJ
He was found not guilty, that lucky bastard got away
But Enickma won’t be so lucky, much to his dismay
I’m just gonna keep out-rhyming him, leave him in a state of disarray
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Post by enickma on Apr 20, 2010 0:11:20 GMT -5
Let's rearrange the letters in U-F-C
F, dawg, you can't see me!
Imma take you to school, sit down in your seat
and nod your head while i lay a phat beat
Cuz it's real simple, here's some math
me plus a beat equals straight rhymin wrath
You're right, I am Hank Hill
and you're Boomhauer, nobody understands you still
so blurt all you want, cuz nobody gives a squirt
of piss, there's your serving so go find some dessert.
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Post by burke211 on Apr 20, 2010 13:45:04 GMT -5
Stealing lines from John Cena? You can’t see me?
Enickma’s really getting desperate, how can anyone disagree?
Like Muhammad Ali, my lines sting like a bee
Here at NHB, it should be my name on the marquee!
Let me spell it out for you, B, U, R, K & E
Don’t be ashamed to admit, that you just can’t beat me
I’ve already got this battle won, that’s a guarantee
Got the whole thing locked up, and Enickma can’t find the key
He’s down for the count, for the 1...2...3
Give up this time, and I might let you run free
My rhymes are deadly, I’m going on a killing spree
Enickma’s just my first victim, so who’s gonna step up next?
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Post by b_Pooly on Apr 20, 2010 13:56:37 GMT -5
Stealing lines from John Cena? You can’t see me? Enickma’s really getting desperate, how can anyone disagree? Like Muhammad Ali, my lines sting like a bee Here at NHB, it should be my name on the marquee! Let me spell it out for you, B, U, R, K & E Don’t be ashamed to admit, that you just can’t beat me I’ve already got this battle won, that’s a guarantee Got the whole thing locked up, and Enickma can’t find the key He’s down for the count, for the 1...2...3 Give up this time, and I might let you run free My rhymes are deadly, I’m going on a killing spree Enickma’s just my first victim, so who’s gonna step up next? wow, rip off cena more! |
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Post by burke211 on Apr 21, 2010 12:48:04 GMT -5
Stealing lines from John Cena? You can’t see me? Enickma’s really getting desperate, how can anyone disagree? Like Muhammad Ali, my lines sting like a bee Here at NHB, it should be my name on the marquee! Let me spell it out for you, B, U, R, K & E Don’t be ashamed to admit, that you just can’t beat me I’ve already got this battle won, that’s a guarantee Got the whole thing locked up, and Enickma can’t find the key He’s down for the count, for the 1...2...3 Give up this time, and I might let you run free My rhymes are deadly, I’m going on a killing spree Enickma’s just my first victim, so who’s gonna step up next? wow, rip off cena more! Well, I really am reaching for things to reference now.  |
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Post by enickma on Apr 21, 2010 23:22:36 GMT -5
We wanna reference wrestling?
I'm down for the testing
Check one two, down on your knees
Oh, Burke, would you shut the hell up, please?
By the time this is through, you gonna rest in peace
Cuz I am the game, you don't wanna play me
I'm Enickma, and awesome is me
Forget Paul Wight, i'm the real Big Show
Enickmamania is gonna run wild, you know?
Imma catch you real quick while you ain't looking
If you smell what I'm cooking
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Post by burke211 on Apr 22, 2010 12:53:10 GMT -5
Enickmamania is running wild? Damn, this guys a fool
His lines are getting less of a reaction than Michelle McCool!
I’m like the Undertaker, you can be HBK, I’ll end your career
We‘ll even give you a sendoff, but I won’t shed a tear
For real though, this right here is the thread of the year
No one else wants to challenge us, they’re all living in fear!
This thread gets more viewers than TNA Impact
If we get more than a dozen, then that’s probably a fact
Some of your lines are kinda funny, but this ain’t a joke
I’m number 1, your like the pepsi to my coke
You’ll always be living in my shadow, doesn’t matter what you say
Because I’m like WWE, and you just TNA
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Post by enickma on Apr 23, 2010 0:38:36 GMT -5
One, two, three, and to the four
every time i think i got you, you got more
what's it gonna take to put this kid away?
i aint even had to resort to call him gay
even though everyone knows its true
he takes more in the ass than elton do
watch out Magic, it's easy to see
burke's the next guy to get H I V
step out your house waving that rainbow flag
then head to the corner at night dressed in drag
you'll take anything, crossing all borders
down on your knees cuz you blow for quarters!
damn, I feel like a third grader now
so i'll quote bart simpson and say don't have a cow.
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Post by burke211 on Apr 23, 2010 20:07:25 GMT -5
What the hell is this, post like Gavin day?
That‘s really the best you got, calling me gay?
I’m not HIV, but I’ve got one thing positive
I’m the reason you can’t win, you can call me the causative
Why does he keep coming back, when I keep on winning?
Like the chick from The Exorcist, Enickma’s heads still spinning
From the defeats I’ve inflicted on him, he’s almost spent
I’m not Michael Bluth, but I’ll arrest his development
And you ain’t Bart Simpson, your more like Millhouse
You versus me, is like a cat chasing a mouse
You’ll never catch me, cause I’m just too fast
If this was a race, Enickma’s finishing last
I’ll send you these rhymes, and they’re signed yours faithfully
This battles over, time for you to bow out gracefully
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Post by enickma on Apr 26, 2010 0:43:40 GMT -5
Here we go, 1-2-3
Burke is back tryina outrhyme me
Don't think I ducked out on you at all this weekend
I just wanted you to realize this is bleak, friend
This ain't gonna be your positive story
Imma whoop your ass like a subpository
So make like Heath and just go to sleep
Ouch, I think i just dug a hole too deep
Oh well, I'm the new Joker now
Gonna run the good guys outta town
Sherriff Enickma, and I'm here to stay
Take your ball and go home, cuz you can't play.
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Post by bfizzle on Apr 26, 2010 3:52:01 GMT -5
B Fizzle & Seasons know I’m the best, I even get props from LG & MC! I always wanted to be a lyric in a song. |
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Post by kaasa on Apr 26, 2010 4:46:21 GMT -5
You and Mal and probably his muse.  |
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Post by malfunkshun on Apr 26, 2010 4:53:04 GMT -5
You and Mal and probably his muse. Aw, cute. |
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Post by burke211 on Apr 26, 2010 13:25:17 GMT -5
Sheriff Enickma? What the hell is this, the wild west?
Enough of your role-playing fantasies, that’s my only request
Before I forget, welcome back to B Fizzle & Malfunkshun!
My rhymes are almost killing Enickma, it's like they're his major disfunction
That was a nice line from Kaasa, but I don’t need a muse
I can handle this by myself, I just refuse to lose
Enickma just won’t die, he’s a man on a mission
This battle is going on forever, it’s like a war of attrition
How much longer will it last? I’ve got other stuff to do
I’ve already won anyway, the result is long overdue
Everytime I think I got you beat, you keep coming back
My lines make you feel uneasy, like your having an asthma attack
I thought you were done after last time, maybe you’d finally seen sense
But if you come back next time, then let the real battle commence
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Post by enickma on Apr 27, 2010 4:19:59 GMT -5
I tried everything else, so I'll try this
I'll give you a good old Jason diss
BURKE!!! YOU ALREADY KNOW THE END TO THIS STORY!!!!
YOU ARE DEFEATED AND I STAND IN MY GLORY!!!!!!!
Haha, I can't believe I just quoted that crippled little fuck
But his penis ain't the only thing you suck
Your rhymes are old and bland
Want me to give you a hand?
I'll take you to google, and search how to rhyme
but then again, i dont got the time
i would need to invest for you to digest
how to become the best
at writing rhymes, so ill just say fuck it
and tell you to go ahead and suck it!
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Post by burke211 on Apr 27, 2010 13:13:51 GMT -5
Enickma’s starting to get worked up, he’s really desperate to win this
2 white guys in an online rap battle, this is serious business!
This isn’t Friday the 13th, so don’t be quoting no Jason
Stop picking on that slow kid, that’s like discrimination
Anyway, this isn’t Freddy v Jason, just your weird infatuation
So keep all that fantasy stuff between you and your Playstation
Because this ain’t a videogame, we ain’t playing Raw v Smackdown
Each round your sinking a little deeper, now your about to drown
I know you want this to end, but it’s just the beginning
These rhymes just keep coming into my head 24/7!
After this battle, you’ll be reaching for heaven
But I’m like Sam Raimi, I’ll just drag you to hell
And what‘s with this crazy rumour, that you taught Gavin how to spell?
I’m not even trying anymore, I’m just thinking of random things to say
So I’ll use this last line, to wish Malfunkshun a Happy Birthday!
*Before he appears again demanding some non-existent royalty cheque for his efforts ;D Yes, I admit, bbsy made me think of Drag Me To Hell in that other thread.
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Apr 27, 2010 22:32:45 GMT -5
Are we supposed to be voting or something? As it stands I haven't read it all, but Burke is using more words, which clearly makes him the winner, right?
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Post by bfizzle on Apr 27, 2010 22:38:58 GMT -5
I vote for Burke because he gave me a shout out.
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