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Post by enickma on Apr 28, 2010 1:09:36 GMT -5
Enickma’s starting to get worked up, he’s really desperate to win this 2 white guys in an online rap battle, this is serious business! This isn’t Friday the 13th, so don’t be quoting no Jason Stop picking on that slow kid, that’s like discrimination Anyway, this isn’t Freddy v Jason, just your weird infatuation So keep all that fantasy stuff between you and your Playstation Because this ain’t a videogame, we ain’t playing Raw v Smackdown Each round your sinking a little deeper, now your about to drown I know you want this to end, but it’s just the beginning These rhymes just keep coming into my head 24/7! After this battle, you’ll be reaching for heaven But I’m like Sam Raimi, I’ll just drag you to hell And what‘s with this crazy rumour, that you taught Gavin how to spell? I’m not even trying anymore, I’m just thinking of random things to say So I’ll use this last line, to wish Malfunkshun a Happy Birthday! When it comes to rap, you know i'm the leader and you ride more dick than gavin at the movie theater I'll pick on Jason all I want, it's too damn funny You're just like him, a loser who still believes in the Easter bunny Where's Draven? Did you kill Draven? Oh no, he's back, and I know what he's cravin A dish of rhymes to serve up to Burke cuz he's more annoying than someone who lurks I'm the man, there's nobody whos better You gonna be like Sheamus, only redder cuz you'll be so mad that you been had and had nothin to say to this cool lad I'm cooler than Carlito, more black than Booker you've got more STD's than a New York City hooker So just give it to me, put this one in the vault I beat you like you were a Kenton alt! |
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Post by burke211 on Apr 28, 2010 13:09:56 GMT -5
Enickma thinks he’s the leader? Nah, he’s just my understudy
It’s cute how you keep mentioning Gavin, I guess he’s your special little buddy
Keep picking on Jason then, if it makes you feel like a big man
But your nothing more than a wannabe member of the Wu-Tang Clan!
Winning this battle, that’s the only thing I’m craving
Your about to give up, I can see that white flag waving
I make the rules here, and I’m declaring victory
Any other outcome, would just be contradictory
And you can admit that your really Kenton, time to quit the pretence
Then tell us who else you are, we can’t stand this suspense!
My rhymes are twisted like metal, you can even call me Sweet Tooth
I’m not telling any lies here, and you know it’s the truth
I already rhymed Burke with lurk earlier, get your own material!
I must be the ruler of this battle, I guess that makes me imperial
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Post by burke211 on Apr 28, 2010 13:14:32 GMT -5
I vote for Burke because he gave me a shout out. Are we supposed to be voting or something? As it stands I haven't read it all, but Burke is using more words, which clearly makes him the winner, right? Winning and losing is irrelevant. Can’t you see this is like 2 great gladiators colliding in battle? It’s purely about the spectacle at this point. ;D Anyway, like I said at the start, my main goal was to shoehorn Maryse’s name into a line somehow and I managed that. My mission is accomplished. |
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Post by enickma on Apr 29, 2010 1:05:34 GMT -5
Enickma thinks he’s the leader? Nah, he’s just my understudy It’s cute how you keep mentioning Gavin, I guess he’s your special little buddy Keep picking on Jason then, if it makes you feel like a big man But your nothing more than a wannabe member of the Wu-Tang Clan! Winning this battle, that’s the only thing I’m craving Your about to give up, I can see that white flag waving I make the rules here, and I’m declaring victory Any other outcome, would just be contradictory And you can admit that your really Kenton, time to quit the pretence Then tell us who else you are, we can’t stand this suspense! My rhymes are twisted like metal, you can even call me Sweet Tooth I’m not telling any lies here, and you know it’s the truth I already rhymed Burke with lurk earlier, get your own material! I must be the ruler of this battle, I guess that makes me imperial Damn, I'm sorry Burke I didn't mean to steal your rhyme, lurk I guess I just quit paying attention to what you said I got ADD you see, it's all in my head and now I'm in yours, time for you to go to bed this battle's over, no more rounds, you're dead I got more rhymes than the blood William Wallace shed yeah, that's right, I'm a brave heart, suckah I don't need no help, no assistance, no luck of the irish, none of that at all I'll hit you harder than a baseball You'll just duck, wish you had quit You can't take anymore of my shit! |
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Post by burke211 on Apr 29, 2010 11:32:36 GMT -5
I can rhyme your name too, it’s not that hard Enickma
I can’t understand half your lines, your like this weird enigma
You might have ADD, but I know I’ve got your attention
You rhymes keep getting lower, but I’m still in ascension
You say I’m dead? Then you must have a sixth sense
Because your seeing dead people, this is getting intense
Your starting to sound aggressive, like an angry young hoodlum
Next you’ll be mentioning Muhammad, just to piss of the Muslims
But that doesn’t bother me, I won’t call for no censor
Cause your just a little kid, go play with your pez dispenser
I don’t care about William Wallace, but I am from Scotland
Show your face here, and I’ll kick your ass off my land!
I‘m about to grant your release, but I’m gonna be here forever
Come on everybody, let’s wish Enickma the best of luck in his future endeavours!
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Post by burke211 on Apr 30, 2010 20:41:24 GMT -5
First things first, happy birthday to B Fizzle!
I‘ve got Enickma running in circles, he’s really in a tizzle
He’s trying to create a storm, but it’s more like a drizzle
My lines are burning him so bad, I can almost hear him sizzle!
My bad, I’m bored, I know it’s not even my turn yet
But I can come up with these extra lines, without even breaking a sweat
For real though, I’m like only half awake
If you can’t get the better of me now, you should probably take a break
This one’s a little short, cut me a little slack, it’s almost 3 AM
Besides, I’ve already preached enough, all I can say now is Amen!
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Post by enickma on May 3, 2010 15:44:47 GMT -5
Call me the Undertaker, back from the dead
ready to slap ya with a big piece of lead
I could have come on here, but instead
I was at your house, your mom was givin me head
Haha, I joke, no offense meant
but you can make like a coat hanger and get bent!
See, people like to walk around sayin imma prima donna
but I'll keep droppin sick shit until im sadly a gon-ah
and you got gonnorhea, you nasty little prick
but you can rhyme just as well as Nick!
So i'll keep going on here when I get the chance
cuz this is one fucked up fun little dance!
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Post by burke211 on May 3, 2010 16:44:15 GMT -5
You’re back! Man, I thought you went into hibernation
Cause I was beating you worse than I’m gonna beat bbsy at Playstation!
Sorry to brag, I couldn’t resist the temptation
But this isn’t a battle, this is a lyrical annihilation
You just can’t get the best of me, I can sense your frustration
When I get done here, Enickma’s gonna be needing medication
I’ll never let up, that’s just my determination
I write these lines for fun, I don’t need no motivation
This is like a movie, let’s call it Enickma’s Final Destination
But this movies’s almost over, I just came to the realization
You beating me? That must be an aberration
So screw The Who, because this is MY generation!
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Post by enickma on May 4, 2010 1:24:11 GMT -5
You’re back! Man, I thought you went into hibernation Cause I was beating you worse than I’m gonna beat bbsy at Playstation! Sorry to brag, I couldn’t resist the temptation But this isn’t a battle, this is a lyrical annihilation You just can’t get the best of me, I can sense your frustration When I get done here, Enickma’s gonna be needing medication I’ll never let up, that’s just my determination I write these lines for fun, I don’t need no motivation This is like a movie, let’s call it Enickma’s Final Destination But this movies’s almost over, I just came to the realization You beating me? That must be an aberration So screw The Who, because this is MY generation! Line the troops up, time to go to war Ain't gonna stop til im ahead in the score You can sit home and rhyme like you're Barney I'll be out in the fields raising an army To take back the land and the music that we love and we'll for certain kill em all and send them up above to the creator, the one who gives us all blessing but he forgot to give you one, bro you depressing! see, don't forget The Who, they wrote a song about you You're a deaf dumb and blind kid, always feeling blue but unlike him, you're not a wizard, so if this was harry potter, you'd be that giant doofus who's name i don't know, cuz harry potter blows i pay it no attention, but as the war goes on, imma keep dominating so all you can do is continue the hating.. |
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Post by burke211 on May 4, 2010 14:28:09 GMT -5
This battles too one sided, like the new Monday night “war”
Your just not on my level, it’s hard to ignore
Like TNA Impact, I’ll send you packing
Back where you belong, cause your courage is lacking
Maybe one day you’ll be able, to come back and challenge me
I’ll beat you worse than Maryse did the Bella’s, was that Nikki or Brie?
Yeah, I’m referencing last nights Raw, that’s how easy this is
Only thing Enickma’s winning, is his elementary school pop quiz
He’s past his sell by date, but I’m still in my prime
I’d coach you up to my level, but I ain’t got the time
You can deny your a Harry Potter fan, but your not fooling anyone
Don’t make me start taking this seriously, cause I’ve only just begun
You keep trying to play this game, but I’ve already won
Come on, it’s a wrap, Enickma’s just about done!
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Post by enickma on May 5, 2010 1:06:14 GMT -5
This battles too one sided, like the new Monday night “war” Your just not on my level, it’s hard to ignore Like TNA Impact, I’ll send you packing Back where you belong, cause your courage is lacking Maybe one day you’ll be able, to come back and challenge me I’ll beat you worse than Maryse did the Bella’s, was that Nikki or Brie? Yeah, I’m referencing last nights Raw, that’s how easy this is Only thing Enickma’s winning, is his elementary school pop quiz He’s past his sell by date, but I’m still in my prime I’d coach you up to my level, but I ain’t got the time You can deny your a Harry Potter fan, but your not fooling anyone Don’t make me start taking this seriously, cause I’ve only just begun You keep trying to play this game, but I’ve already won Come on, it’s a wrap, Enickma’s just about done! Snore snore, I'm so bored Burke I coulda swore I heard this all before That's a wrap? I'll tell you what shoulda been wrapped: Your dad's cock when he and your mom got tapped! Ouch, sorry man, that was a little across the line I shouldn't say everything that comes to my mind OR maybe i should, cuz then I'll earn your respect no matter what i say, youve come to expect nothing less than lyrical genius everytime I log on to the NHB I deal a great euphoria, much like the PCP and ain't you or nobody got shit on me cuz my rhymes are the definition of ecstasy. |
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Post by malfunkshun on May 5, 2010 2:37:58 GMT -5
So I’ll use this last line, to wish Malfunkshun a Happy Birthday! How did I miss this? This was cute. My vote goes to Burke as well. He's killing it. |
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Post by burke211 on May 5, 2010 16:38:55 GMT -5
Snore snore? You must be reading too much of your own stuff
No one ever said this was easy, but you really make it look tough
Yeah, this is a wrap, that means it’s over for you
So let’s take a look at your report card, I’ll give you my review
Little Enickma’s a good kid, but he’s running with the wrong crew
They’re telling him he can defeat me, but he knows that’s not true
I can beat you without even cursing, that’s just how I do it
I don’t need to drop to that level, I’d rather just quit
Enickma’s a B squad player, so go back to sitting on the bench
But this is easy for me, I can even do this in French!
Pourquoi gardez-vous revenez? That means why do you keep coming back?
When you could just leave now, and I’ll end this lyrical attack!
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Post by Not Trollin on May 5, 2010 18:01:29 GMT -5
I think you are all fags actually
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Post by malfunkshun on May 5, 2010 19:30:33 GMT -5
 I think no one asked your opinion, actually. |
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Post by bfizzle on May 5, 2010 19:33:44 GMT -5
Lol @ stranger bitch.
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Post by burke211 on May 5, 2010 19:34:16 GMT -5
I’m honoured he/she chose my thread to make their grand statement. Thanks, I guess?
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Post by thetarrynator on May 5, 2010 20:07:56 GMT -5
That's pathetic  |
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Post by bfizzle on May 5, 2010 20:12:52 GMT -5
I know, right? He's definitely not winning this rap challenge with those weak rhymes.
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Post by enickma on May 7, 2010 2:08:58 GMT -5
Snore snore? You must be reading too much of your own stuff No one ever said this was easy, but you really make it look tough Yeah, this is a wrap, that means it’s over for you So let’s take a look at your report card, I’ll give you my review Little Enickma’s a good kid, but he’s running with the wrong crew They’re telling him he can defeat me, but he knows that’s not true I can beat you without even cursing, that’s just how I do it I don’t need to drop to that level, I’d rather just quit Enickma’s a B squad player, so go back to sitting on the bench But this is easy for me, I can even do this in French! Pourquoi gardez-vous revenez? That means why do you keep coming back? When you could just leave now, and I’ll end this lyrical attack! Call me John Cena cuz Ill never back down even if I leave everyone with a frown You don't wanna curse? Fine, you little groupie Say what you want, but you know you're full of poopy! I may be B squad, but that means you on C As in, you come to C me freestyle like a G! Ha, I'm just kiddin I know I aint black Unlike Waka or Gucci I really aint whack But my rhymes are as good as a really big rack and if you disagree you can lick on my sack! |
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Post by burke211 on May 7, 2010 19:46:40 GMT -5
Sorry I’m late, I had other stuff to do
But I’m back to claim victory, without any further ado
Poopy? Your rhymes are real weak, they’re lighter than a feather
But mines sting real bad, like a jab from Floyd Mayweather
That’s one thing we agree on, Gucci and Waka are lame
But that goes without saying, so no need to proclaim
I’m starting to feel bad for you, your about to flatline
But I feel like Scarface, because the world is mine!
And stop trying to be Tony, take off that damn bandana
Forget Tony, you ain't even as cool as Hannah Montana
Your last line was suspect, but I don’t swing that way
I know you want me to leave, but I think I’m gonna stay
Because this is too much fun, I’m enjoying myself
You probably couldn’t even win, battle rapping with yourself!
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Post by enickma on May 9, 2010 20:59:17 GMT -5
Sorry I’m late, I had other stuff to do But I’m back to claim victory, without any further ado Poopy? Your rhymes are real weak, they’re lighter than a feather But mines sting real bad, like a jab from Floyd Mayweather That’s one thing we agree on, Gucci and Waka are lame But that goes without saying, so no need to proclaim I’m starting to feel bad for you, your about to flatline But I feel like Scarface, because the world is mine! And stop trying to be Tony, take off that damn bandana Forget Tony, you ain't even as cool as Hannah Montana Your last line was suspect, but I don’t swing that way I know you want me to leave, but I think I’m gonna stay Because this is too much fun, I’m enjoying myself You probably couldn’t even win, battle rapping with yourself! Ha, you think you're late? You haven't got a clue It's finals week and I got studyin to do But all these books have got me feelin blue, So I thought I'd log on just to serve you! This world may be yours, but the UNIVERSE is mine You better watch your mouth or Imma put you in line I'm hotter than a Chili Pepper, more rage than a machine I'm bringing a type of heat that you aint never seen So pick your next words carefully, they could be your last or you'll wake up on the floor with my foot in your ass! |
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Post by burke211 on May 10, 2010 16:28:25 GMT -5
This is still going on? Damn, I almost forgot
I’m not really in the mood do this right now, but I’ll give it a shot
Your busy with studying, so good luck with that
I guess I should end this quick then, time to cut the fat
Only thing you’re serving, is a dose of your weak rhymes
You really should up your vocabulary, like, go read the New York Times
You’re the master of the universe? Give it up He-Man
Seriously, I’m not even trying here, I’ve only just began
Only thing Enickma’s raging against, is the intelligence machine
But I’m killing him in the name of battle, this is getting obscene
I always pick my last line carefully, but thanks for the suggestion
The victor of this battle? Come on, that’s already beyond question!
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Post by BigFaker on May 11, 2010 2:58:58 GMT -5
What... In Gods name...?
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Post by burke211 on May 11, 2010 16:09:04 GMT -5
I really do look forward to the day when I can look back on this whole ordeal, laugh awkwardly and change the subject. |
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Post by enickma on May 14, 2010 3:37:01 GMT -5
This is still going on? Damn, I almost forgot I’m not really in the mood do this right now, but I’ll give it a shot Your busy with studying, so good luck with that I guess I should end this quick then, time to cut the fat Only thing you’re serving, is a dose of your weak rhymes You really should up your vocabulary, like, go read the New York Times You’re the master of the universe? Give it up He-Man Seriously, I’m not even trying here, I’ve only just began Only thing Enickma’s raging against, is the intelligence machine But I’m killing him in the name of battle, this is getting obscene I always pick my last line carefully, but thanks for the suggestion The victor of this battle? Come on, that’s already beyond question! Whew, thank the Lord I'm done with my finals so I can come on here and show Burke some style Night fades to day, day fades to night and this soldier's still ready to f-cking fight! Check yourself kid, figure out your rank, I'll make you MIA like Money in the Bank! I'm serving you up again on Christine's birthday She gettin presents but you just gettin gay with every little weiner that you can find in sight Find 'em, and grab, yeah that's your delight! I'm badder than Tyson, more hardcore than Foley the things I'll serve to you are certainly unholy! |
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Post by burke211 on May 14, 2010 19:35:41 GMT -5
I’m back! I bet you thought I was finished
But I just can‘t let you win this, and leave my ego diminished
You probably thought I was dead, like the dude from Phantasm
But I’m back like Larry David, to curb your enthusiasm
I don’t care if you don’t get that reference, I’m doing this to amuse myself!
Enickma’s scared to death of me, it’s like I’m fear itself
He’s starting to sound delusional, he just called himself a soldier
I’ll have to help him get better, you can call me the beholder
Mentioning someone’s birthday, that’s my thing!
I’m getting back into the groove here, I’m on the upswing
William Regal rhymed better than you, last week on RAW
I think I’m just too good for this battle, that might be my only flaw
You’re badder than Mike Tyson? What’s that all about?
Then call me Buster Douglas, cause I just knocked your ass out!
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Post by enickma on May 16, 2010 22:56:22 GMT -5
I’m back! I bet you thought I was finished But I just can‘t let you win this, and leave my ego diminished You probably thought I was dead, like the dude from Phantasm But I’m back like Larry David, to curb your enthusiasm I don’t care if you don’t get that reference, I’m doing this to amuse myself! Enickma’s scared to death of me, it’s like I’m fear itself He’s starting to sound delusional, he just called himself a soldier I’ll have to help him get better, you can call me the beholder Mentioning someone’s birthday, that’s my thing! I’m getting back into the groove here, I’m on the upswing William Regal rhymed better than you, last week on RAW I think I’m just too good for this battle, that might be my only flaw You’re badder than Mike Tyson? What’s that all about? Then call me Buster Douglas, cause I just knocked your ass out! Here I come, comin now feel the flow If you weren't sure before now you know that Enickma rocks a real tight rhyme his flows are so villainous they should be a crime! Damn straight, I'll go ahead and call you the be hold-ah cause the only thing you be holdin is a pair of nuts in your hands, ovah I went and re-thought that little Tyson thing because of that face tattoo, that had to sting but I'm cool if you wanna be Buster Douglas cuz you're about as unknown as a guest up in this board, a nobody, a peon I'll stand right up and pee on your knee, son I'm the coolest fuckin homie to step into this place and you need to step out, you'll never even reach first base the thought of you winning definitely aint even right it's an image, a hallucination, aight? Night. |
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Post by thetarrynator on May 16, 2010 23:05:42 GMT -5
Has this not ended yet?
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Post by burke211 on May 17, 2010 12:42:10 GMT -5
Here I come, comin now feel the flow If you weren't sure before now you know that Enickma rocks a real tight rhyme his flows are so villainous they should be a crime! Damn straight, I'll go ahead and call you the be hold-ah cause the only thing you be holdin is a pair of nuts in your hands, ovah I went and re-thought that little Tyson thing because of that face tattoo, that had to sting but I'm cool if you wanna be Buster Douglas cuz you're about as unknown as a guest up in this board, a nobody, a peon I'll stand right up and pee on your knee, son I'm the coolest fuckin homie to step into this place and you need to step out, you'll never even reach first base the thought of you winning definitely aint even right it's an image, a hallucination, aight? Night. To answer Tarry, hell no, this hasn’t yet ended! Our persistence is just too strong, we really should be commended Enickma’s finally talking sense, he said his “flows should be a crime” His lines are really that weak, but my rhymes are sublime! You did beat Kenton in a battle though, but that’s hardly something to boast Enough of that homo-erotic talk, that was like reading a bbsy post! Nuts in your hand? Pee on your knee? Brutal, you should just end this now This isn’t even over yet, but I’m already taking my victory bow Talking about first/second base, you don’t know about popping no cherry Enickma’s probably never even kissed a girl, he really envies Katy Perry If this was death row, then I just delivered your lethal injection So chalk this one up as a loss, and take some time off for self reflection |
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