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Post by Queen of the Damned on May 7, 2010 20:59:28 GMT -5
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Post by bfizzle on May 7, 2010 21:04:58 GMT -5
Glad my dad isn't that vulgar. You just shouldn't hear your parents say certain things.  |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on May 7, 2010 21:08:01 GMT -5
Glad my dad isn't that vulgar. You just shouldn't hear your parents say certain things. its only funny because its not your dad...or thats the way I perceive it, as, if it was, you would be embarrassed. maybe the guy said, well, if i'm going to be mortified, might as well be rich too. |
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Post by burke211 on May 7, 2010 21:10:59 GMT -5
Thankfully my Dad never really said anything to embarrass me in front of people...my uncle on the other hand, let's just say that's a different story all together.
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Post by Queen of the Damned on May 7, 2010 21:13:52 GMT -5
Thankfully my Dad never really said anything to embarrass me in front of people...my uncle on the other hand, let's just say that's a different story all together. my dad has a list a mile long....  of embarrassing me |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on May 7, 2010 21:50:49 GMT -5
Haha. I should start one for my uncle. I feel that if I have to know about how he nails prostitutes then everyone else should too.
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Post by hypercringe on May 7, 2010 21:59:51 GMT -5
Haha. I should start one for my uncle. I feel that if I have to know about how he nails prostitutes then everyone else should too. What he doesn't want you to know is that he also gives pedicures to prostitutes as well |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on May 7, 2010 22:09:49 GMT -5
Honestly, he would tell us about that in great detail. He doesn't grasp that some things should remain personal.
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Post by hypercringe on May 7, 2010 22:13:03 GMT -5
Honestly, he would tell us about that in great detail. He doesn't grasp that some things should remain personal. Maybe its just his way to turn you off sex for life Kinda like how Jeff Foxworthy told all his daughters that the penis is highly poisonous and you should stay away from it no matter what! |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on May 7, 2010 22:14:52 GMT -5
I wish.
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Post by hypercringe on May 7, 2010 22:17:07 GMT -5
 Oh well maybe you should shock him with stories of your own and ask if he is willing to move those bodies upstate.
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Post by Mutant Crouch on May 7, 2010 22:25:22 GMT -5
His reply would be along the lines of "How much are you paying?" and "If you get caught I'm claiming I was kidnapped."
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Post by hypercringe on May 7, 2010 22:30:40 GMT -5
His reply would be along the lines of "How much are you paying?" and "If you get caught I'm claiming I was kidnapped."  Silly Couch you have boobs, the get out of jail free card all you have to do is scream and point and instinctively people will take you as the victim and beat up your uncle. |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on May 7, 2010 22:34:04 GMT -5
I don't know. He's gay so it's pretty equal footing. They beat him up and it's a hate crime.
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Post by hypercringe on May 7, 2010 22:35:54 GMT -5
I don't know. He's gay so it's pretty equal footing. They beat him up and it's a hate crime. Unless he looks and dresses like Richard Simmons I think 9/10 people will take a screaming female as the victim |
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Post by bfizzle on May 7, 2010 22:37:11 GMT -5
I'll offer my services to play the victim. I've been meaning to get my acting career started anyways.
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Post by Mutant Crouch on May 7, 2010 22:55:57 GMT -5
You would be brilliant at it. If you could possibly pop up just before they toss me in the squad car it would be fantastic.
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Post by bfizzle on May 7, 2010 22:57:58 GMT -5
I gotchu, girl.
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Post by Queen of the Damned on May 8, 2010 8:04:34 GMT -5
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Post by Mutant Crouch on May 8, 2010 18:49:22 GMT -5
Ask her what kind of table she has. That thing sounds sturdy as hell.
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Post by Queen of the Damned on May 8, 2010 19:24:32 GMT -5
Ask her what kind of table she has. That thing sounds sturdy as hell. me thinks me going to be sick |
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