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Post by b_Pooly on May 8, 2010 6:42:07 GMT -5
Wow, who knew mom was right? First thing she said when she saw a pick of her, "wow, she looks like a dumb ass, who is she?"
Keep in mind it was said in Spanish and I forgot exact wording ;D
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Post by b_Pooly on May 8, 2010 6:54:11 GMT -5
Life lesson if you're going film a porno make sure you have the one and only copy  Speaking out of experience, eh?  |
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Post by b_Pooly on May 8, 2010 7:01:53 GMT -5
Speaking out of experience, eh?  Being that it has been mentioned several times that question pretty much answers itself You mean you brought it up constantly and no one listened? Awww, poor thing! |
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Post by b_Pooly on May 8, 2010 7:09:40 GMT -5
You mean you brought it up constantly and no one listened? Awww, poor thing! Did you use that excuse back in kindergarten when you got an F in sandbox? You would be amazed what you learn when you actually pay attention. I got a D thank you very much! |
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Post by bfizzle on May 8, 2010 14:15:50 GMT -5
I like Kendra and the rest of the Girls Next Door, but this story is giving me secondhand.
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Post by b_Pooly on May 8, 2010 19:52:10 GMT -5
shouldn't you already have two hands?
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Post by bfizzle on May 8, 2010 21:25:15 GMT -5
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Post by bfizzle on May 9, 2010 0:24:25 GMT -5
Well if you ever become famous just make sure it isn't for sleeping with an 80yr old man Why not? Its the easiest way. |
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Post by bfizzle on May 9, 2010 5:45:24 GMT -5
Why not? Its the easiest way. It worked out well for Anna Nicole She's my role model. |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on May 9, 2010 7:33:57 GMT -5
It worked out well for Anna Nicole She's my role model. the dumb slut from the story or Anna Nicole or both? |
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Post by b_Pooly on May 9, 2010 9:42:14 GMT -5
not my fault you can't use words correctly!  |
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Post by BigFaker on May 9, 2010 10:34:16 GMT -5
I made a sex tape once. Good times.
I'm pretty sure the couple didn't hear me anyway......
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Post by bfizzle on May 9, 2010 18:46:21 GMT -5
I made a sex tape once. Good times. I'm pretty sure the couple didn't hear me anyway...... Yeah, we did. |
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Post by BigFaker on May 12, 2010 13:21:54 GMT -5
I made a sex tape once. Good times. I'm pretty sure the couple didn't hear me anyway...... Yeah, we did.  I'd like to think you put the extra oomph in it for me then. I actually did make a sex vid many moons ago 'when ah were but ah lad' |
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Post by Queen of the Damned on May 12, 2010 19:37:40 GMT -5
Yeah, we did. I'd like to think you put the extra oomph in it for me then. I actually did make a sex vid many moons ago 'when ah were but ah lad' so you made kiddie porn?  |
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Post by bfizzle on May 12, 2010 23:07:24 GMT -5
Yeah, we did. I'd like to think you put the extra oomph in it for me then. I actually did make a sex vid many moons ago 'when ah were but ah lad' You know it. I think sex tapes are weird though. I mean, what's the point besides to either leak it because you're some kind of nympho or either to go back and watch it yourself? Which even I'm not self centered enough to do. Sex is an intimate moment and should remain so. It doesn't need to be on film somewhere floating about. With that said, I would totally watch One Night With Faker. |
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Post by BigFaker on May 13, 2010 4:03:40 GMT -5
I'd like to think you put the extra oomph in it for me then. I actually did make a sex vid many moons ago 'when ah were but ah lad' so you made kiddie porn? In a sense. We were both over the age of consent (16 here), but if I remember my laws correctly it'll have been illegal to view it or something? I dunno, anyway it was her camera so technically she made it. I'd like to think you put the extra oomph in it for me then. I actually did make a sex vid many moons ago 'when ah were but ah lad' You know it. I think sex tapes are weird though. I mean, what's the point besides to either leak it because you're some kind of nympho or either to go back and watch it yourself? Which even I'm not self centered enough to do. Sex is an intimate moment and should remain so. It doesn't need to be on film somewhere floating about. With that said, I would totally watch One Night With Faker. I was young, dumb and on this particular occassion she was full of cum. When you're 16 there's nothing hotter than the idea of filming yourself jousting a girl with your pork lance. Like I said though, she had the footage and she was a bit of a psycho and when I kicked her to the curb she told me shed put it online or something to get back at me. I doubt she would have, but as mentioned, she was a complete psycho. |
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Post by bfizzle on May 13, 2010 4:32:16 GMT -5
I was young, dumb and on this particular occassion she was full of cum. When you're 16 there's nothing hotter than the idea of filming yourself jousting a girl with your pork lance. Like I said though, she had the footage and she was a bit of a psycho and when I kicked her to the curb she told me shed put it online or something to get back at me. I doubt she would have, but as mentioned, she was a complete psycho. That girl cray cray. |
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Post by BigFaker on May 13, 2010 4:44:12 GMT -5
I was young, dumb and on this particular occassion she was full of cum. When you're 16 there's nothing hotter than the idea of filming yourself jousting a girl with your pork lance. Like I said though, she had the footage and she was a bit of a psycho and when I kicked her to the curb she told me shed put it online or something to get back at me. I doubt she would have, but as mentioned, she was a complete psycho. That girl cray cray. She was that, she once sat outside my mates house shouting my name cause she thought i was there and didn't believe my friend. His parents had to shift her on. She really used to creep me out. |
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Post by bfizzle on May 13, 2010 4:52:10 GMT -5
She was that, she once sat outside my mates house shouting my name cause she thought i was there and didn't believe my friend. His parents had to shift her on. She really used to creep me out. Wow, lol. I've done my fair share of self humiliating acts, but they pale in comparison. Thanks for that. Now I don't feel so embarrassed about drunk texting my ex. I suppose you should take it as a compliment though, right?  Having your own stalker is quite a testament to one's awesomeness. |
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Post by BigFaker on May 13, 2010 5:50:05 GMT -5
She was that, she once sat outside my mates house shouting my name cause she thought i was there and didn't believe my friend. His parents had to shift her on. She really used to creep me out. Wow, lol. I've done my fair share of self humiliating acts, but they pale in comparison. Thanks for that. Now I don't feel so embarrassed about drunk texting my ex. I suppose you should take it as a compliment though, right? Having your own stalker is quite a testament to one's awesomeness. I only seem to attract the crazies Haha I've done my fair share if drunk texting myself. The worst was when I had this phone that didn't save outgoing messages, which was a disaster because I wouldn't know what I'd said to people when I've been tanked up! |
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