Post by sylvan39393 on Aug 22, 2010 3:15:44 GMT -5
so there i was totally pimping out in my room and doing real hardcore s_hit
like 3 seconds later my sister starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls so i have no shirt on i immediately drop my 500 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the f_uck is wrong with you and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling the ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat that bitch and I hit it a little but it falls and the f_ucker lands right on my f_ucking sisters head at this point i was like f_uck this s_hit get this bitch closer to me and i'll squash that s_hit like a f_ucking man
she immediately drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming get it off get it off and im like calm the f_uck down bitch its just a spider i notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive i drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and it would probably run away and s_hit if i challenged it with my bare hands to a one on one fight and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is moving around like a maniac and then i am swatting at it with my only other free hand about to choke that f_ucker out and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my f_ucking shorts spanking her rearend while she is crying her f_ucking guts out.
most f_ucking embarrassing day of my life can you believe their being fags and taking away my online subscriptions to all that macho s_hit on how to pimp and stuff i was like guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff and my little sister was still being a bitch crying her guts out and my dad just exploded and told me to get in your f_ucking room immediately you sick f_ucking bastard
there being all strict and s_hit cause they found a pair of her panties on my floor a month ago or somthing and now there gonna make sexual threapy with all those weird ass wussies telling fairy tales and roasting weiners and s_hit
like 3 seconds later my sister starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls so i have no shirt on i immediately drop my 500 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the f_uck is wrong with you and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling the ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat that bitch and I hit it a little but it falls and the f_ucker lands right on my f_ucking sisters head at this point i was like f_uck this s_hit get this bitch closer to me and i'll squash that s_hit like a f_ucking man
she immediately drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming get it off get it off and im like calm the f_uck down bitch its just a spider i notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive i drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and it would probably run away and s_hit if i challenged it with my bare hands to a one on one fight and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is moving around like a maniac and then i am swatting at it with my only other free hand about to choke that f_ucker out and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my f_ucking shorts spanking her rearend while she is crying her f_ucking guts out.
most f_ucking embarrassing day of my life can you believe their being fags and taking away my online subscriptions to all that macho s_hit on how to pimp and stuff i was like guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff and my little sister was still being a bitch crying her guts out and my dad just exploded and told me to get in your f_ucking room immediately you sick f_ucking bastard
there being all strict and s_hit cause they found a pair of her panties on my floor a month ago or somthing and now there gonna make sexual threapy with all those weird ass wussies telling fairy tales and roasting weiners and s_hit
