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Post by BeccaThanYOU on Dec 8, 2010 6:26:41 GMT -5
...just came home to find all my doors smashed in and everything gone, what sort of sick bastards do that to someones advent calender...
Since it's started snowing here all my wife has done is look through the window, if it gets any colder I'll have to let her in...
when travelling in extreme weather the government advise you to carry a shovel, a flask, a pair of boots, some rock salt and a blanket. I looked a right fuckin' idiot on the bus...
Everyone add to this... ;D
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Post by Captain Smiley on Dec 8, 2010 8:44:41 GMT -5
Got the not funny part right in the title.
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Post by thetarrynator on Dec 8, 2010 19:07:54 GMT -5
Define "ramdon"
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Post by BeccaThanYOU on Dec 9, 2010 8:59:26 GMT -5
any basically tarry
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Post by Captain Smiley on Dec 9, 2010 9:47:11 GMT -5
Doesn't look good for you when you miss the spelling mistake twice.
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Post by b_Pooly on Dec 9, 2010 11:08:52 GMT -5
Doesn't look good for you when you miss the spelling mistake twice. that's messed up Tanswell! lol |
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Post by thetarrynator on Dec 9, 2010 11:16:42 GMT -5
 Ramdon? |
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Post by b_Pooly on Dec 13, 2010 11:59:03 GMT -5
I heard he had a thing for sheep. . .
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Post by burke211 on Dec 13, 2010 16:37:15 GMT -5
I heard a really rude one recently about Santa only cumming once a year but I can't remember the whole thing fortunately.
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Dec 17, 2010 15:17:00 GMT -5
Was it the "Why doesn't Santa have any children?" or the "Why does Santa have huge balls?" one?
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf-esteem.
It doesn't get less funny than that.
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Post by burke211 on Dec 17, 2010 15:42:47 GMT -5
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf-esteem. It doesn't get less funny than that. I'm pretty sure it does. The jokes inside Christmas crackers are getting lamer by the year. Even worse when you have to pretend to find them hilarious so as to not kill the joyous atmosphere. |
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Post by Mutant Crouch on Dec 17, 2010 15:57:59 GMT -5
I've never been happier the Christmas crackers are not popular here.
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Post by Captain Smiley on Dec 19, 2010 16:54:01 GMT -5
What the hell are christmas crackers?
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Post by burke211 on Dec 19, 2010 18:13:19 GMT -5
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Post by thetarrynator on Dec 19, 2010 19:00:19 GMT -5
I absolutely despise Christmas crackers but if I win, I will brag about it.
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Post by Captain Smiley on Dec 19, 2010 21:54:06 GMT -5
We call those bon bons here.
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